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Buttadeus
@thewanderingjew.bsky.social
He/him

Threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain

A heathen, conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.

Loafer and gentleman of the fancy.

Intermittent NSFW (42, over 18 for a long, long time)
Anyone play baba is you?
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Here @dennycarter.bsky.social echoes what everyone knows is true but none of the rich Dem donors want to hear it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
calling the FBI bc somebody stole my subscription garbage bags
"porch piracy" is theft. it's illegal in every single state. in states with expansive statutes, this could even be burglary. there is no evidence that local police or prosecutors are unable to handle this. and existing federal law on interstate transportation of stolen property can handle big cases.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm always saying this
OH NO WE MAY HAVE A BRAWL IN THE BEANS BOWL
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hopefully this isn't about Pluribus
Camped out here on Two Things Can Be True Hill:

1. The romance genre has a history deeply entwined with white supremacy, ableism, and the most reductive kind of stereotypes. Like every genre.

2. Painting all romantasy readers as “zombies” is also a reductive stereotype, and misogynist to boot.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
what if someone made a bot that took AOC tweets and had them rewritten in Trump's style. Do you think she could get 20% of MAGA?
Big, strong men coming up to me, tears in their eyes, saying "Thank you mister president. Sir, you saved the climate" We're doing big solar, all over the place, unlimited electric, more than you'll believe folks. They used to say that I hung the moon, not sure about that, but I'm making the sun work
Official data is in today, and US solar continues to grow rapidly, with generation up 21% compared to last year!
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
oh fuck me this hits hard.
Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
no that's too much gender
Wow, it really is all gender
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Big, strong men coming up to me, tears in their eyes, saying "Thank you mister president. Sir, you saved the climate" We're doing big solar, all over the place, unlimited electric, more than you'll believe folks. They used to say that I hung the moon, not sure about that, but I'm making the sun work
Official data is in today, and US solar continues to grow rapidly, with generation up 21% compared to last year!
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don't some guys get turned into pigs
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I love r/shortguys, half of the posts are "a tall man did a crime and yet women still love him" and the other half are going through post histories of women married to short guys or short guys who say they're married to "prove" that the wife is definitely cheating.
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I would like organizations purporting to fight antisemitism to stop being so fucking terrible for a few minutes please and thank you.
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
DOJ now saying that it's likely fake. Well they say that it's definitely fake but this stuff is circumstantial. I think it's probably not by Epstein either, though the stuff in there is obviously true.
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyway, the unboxing of Josh Allen's gift to his offensive linemen (¼ cow each) is delightful, as is Alec Anderson just standing around in his sweats.
Alec’s Oline gift this year from our qb1!! Always so thoughtful & we couldn’t be more grateful! 🫶🏽 #nfl#holidays#lovelanguage#healthandwellness#bills
TikTok video by Alysha Monet S. Anderson
www.tiktok.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Somehow she looks like a game 72-year-old heading for her second cocktail at an evening bar mitzvah reception at Leonard’s of Great Neck.
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I do not think that the guys who kept uploading and retracting documents and were unable to redact properly were able to pull off whatever the hell THIS double move would be.

It might be inauthentic but it's not a trap.
1. Keep your eye on the ball, people

That Epstein-Larry Nassar letter has fake written all over it -- N. Virginia postmark, after JE's death, in a handwriting that appears not his own

It's hard not to think DOJ WANTED this out there to then be debunked and thus discredit every mention of Trump...
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It's #tiptuesday and I'm feeling extra zesty today so... How about as a team you all work together to raise $50 in tips across all my platforms (subs count) and I'll unlock this for all of the sky.

Good luck 💕🍀

#nsfw #realnsfw #pussy #booty #ass #goodgirl #goonsky #nude #naked #princess
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Mere recognition of the single state reality is shunned in the West while in Israel every single Zionist bloc party from Yair Golan's to Naftali Bennett's not only recognizes it but affirms it daily. It's a vital load bearing pillar in the discursive frameworks that enable Israeli impunity .
My position on the debate on "From the River to the Sea" is that it should start with the party that is actually advancing this vision not only through chants but also through genocide and ethnic cleansing - the current Israeli government.
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
halp plz
I... had no idea there were Gregor Samsa truthers
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What I love about this letter is that it's a fun little mystery, which makes it intriguingly news-friendly despite the fact that the resolution of the mystery doesn't mean anything.

Like, if it's authentic, it shows that Epstein knew Trump molested young women, which...yeah.
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
GenAI is a really bad idea for NPCs because NPCs are not characters with real, infinite depth and this is only a way to get distracted. They should provide exactly and only the information that they are supposed to.
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM