Annie Craton
@anniezard.bsky.social
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston? 🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
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misssidekick.bsky.social
Never heard of it and watched it last night. Holy hell, what a banger of a horror movie. It was so much fun and actually got me a few times.

Recommend Deadstream to everyone and anyone looking for a fun horror movie.
benitocereno.bsky.social
Oh hey — Deadstream, one of the funniest horror comedies of the last decade, just popped up on Netflix after being Shudder exclusive

This one is a banger and ideal watch party material. Watch it, you’ll thank me
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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charlie-ashby.co.uk
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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evanpalmercomics.com
Daily DBZ 152. Android 16 removes his hands to reveal he's got literal cannons under there and blasts Cell into the ground. Seems like a total victory until Cell pops out of the ground behind 17 and gulps him up for real this time. fuuuuuuuuck...
Android 16 with his detatched hands tucked under his arms has just fired into the ground leaving a smoking crater. But Cell pops out of another hole in the ground and his tail snatches up Android 17, gulping him down. It looks way too phallic.
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jfruh.bsky.social
new theory of why everyone is so stupid just dropped
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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jfruh.bsky.social
to me, the whole point of ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD is that we want to imagine characters having full off-stage lives but actually they're in a void where nothing happens to them until they abruptly encounter The Story again bsky.app/profile/mike...
mikedavis.bsky.social
I don't remember who but one of the SUCCESSION cast was asked what his character is doing these days and said "nothing, the show is over."
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aidosaur.bsky.social
BARBAROUS Ch. 9 ✨ Pg 9!
Cameron's having a normal one! 🙂✨
Always read for free @ johnnywander.com

🔥THE BARBAROUS CH6 KICKSTARTER IS IN ITS SECOND WEEK!🔥
Check it out here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/746...
text reads: BARBAROUS chapter 9
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germainlussier.bsky.social
As recently as last week, I was writing about the brilliance and impact of the art of Drew Struzan. Today, we learn he's passed. I'm gutted.

His artistic genius and inspirational images will truly be appreciated forever. May we continue to treasure his work & the man who made it. Thank you, Drew.
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longtalljodie.com
My favorite Struzan story is that he was doing the poster for Indy at Disneyland, but they didn't have the rights to Ford's likeness. Fed up with working around the problem, Struzan just called Ford and was like, "hey, can I use your face for this," and Ford said, "if it's for you, absolutely."
anniezard.bsky.social
There are multiple spots where Jon and I looked at a small passage under an old stump or in some brush where we were like “we are not crawling through that, that’s how you get got by the fair folk”
anniezard.bsky.social
Also had fun playing with the photo filters on the new phone! Original vs black and white.
A bridge in the woods of the Olympic Peninsula in Washington State. The bridge is underneath a huge tree covered in moss that drapes over the branches. The same photo with a stark black and white filter. The mossy tree and a few pines in on the left side are dark masses
anniezard.bsky.social
We went on a trip this weekend to the woods and stayed at a nice lodge with a fireplace in our room. There was zero cell service and only 90 minutes of shitty wifi per day. We did a ton of hiking and reading and crafts. Highly recommend. Great way to spend our anniversary.
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saltzman.bsky.social
Hey guys, as a reminder if you’re celebrating today the history of Christopher Columbus is very controversial and while there are many legitimate reasons to love and respect the man it’s important to consider the harm he’s done to various communities by making the movie Pixels (2015)
anniezard.bsky.social
I chose the stupidest way to spell it. Bless your hearts for thinking it would be any other way.
anniezard.bsky.social
I have terrible news for everyone who listens to @binarybreak.bsky.social.

I’ve seen a lot of spellings for the PSA segments I do for the ends of the season 2 episode. Digivice, dig-advice, digi-advice. Not a one of you have ever spelled it right. Whatever you think, it’s worse.

It’s “Digidvice.”
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
Text exchange:

Sender: Hey this is Jake from doordash I'm on my way

Receiver: I didn't order anything from doordash

Sender: I didn't say you did?

Receiver: you're right i'm sorry

Sender: No worries be there in 5

Sender: *picture of front door* Let me in
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catsuka.bsky.social
Tribute to "Kingdom Hearts" by Etienne Guignard.
www.instagram.com/cocoshonen
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
anniezard.bsky.social
There is simply no heterosexual explanation for this page, love this sapphic monster god
anniezard.bsky.social
Even the neighbor who lights off mortars any time the Seahawks even SCORE is lighting them off for the Mariners right now. This is unreal, even 12th Man assholes remembered we have a baseball team
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longtalljodie.com
Wanting the Mariners to win it all is the only morally defensible position.
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kashana.blacksky.app
Congrats to the Seattle mariners for locating the end of this game