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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄
@aoxxi.bsky.social
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 20m
People don't want free shit.

They just don't want to feel crushed under the weight of existence.
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1h
OOPSIE DAISY. The entire republican party is just a gaggle of sex pests.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1h
A judge has issued a restraining order against Republican Rep. Cory Mills after he was accused by a former girlfriend of threatening to circulate sexually explicit videos of her.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 59m
I 4-d printed a gun, but it's intangible. Shit, it misfired and ripped a hole in time.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Case-oh was fantastic in Bad Santa.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Ugh, turned off the Jane Goodall doc.

There are too many people around and I'm feeling too vulnerable.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Ten minutes into the Jane Goodall documentary and I'm already emotional and in need of a hug.

Gorgeous human, in being.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2h
I’m reading a book about how to become a billionaire, but it doesn’t make any cents.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
I think Gary Spivey knows I'm thinking about him...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 2h
Today, the "peace president" gave the Medal of Freedom to Charlie Kirk, a bigot whose words inspire the kind of hate and hate crimes that cost people's lives.
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 2h
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 2h
Cover by Bud Sagendorf.
Popeye the Sailor #67 (1963). The cover features Popeye, Olive Oyl, Wimpy, and Swee’Pea looking on as the ghost of Patcheye the Pirate, Popeye’s great-grandfather, rises from a treasure chest. His parrot, Matey, sits on his shoulder.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Mazda's sales rep called us.

Dude, she's not even in the ground and you're already trying to get me to move on?!

Shame!
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Selling my body for parts.

Serious offers only.

No janky garage dissections!
Must provide anasthesia and pot.

The spine is cursed. The brain is non operational.

Pick your part!!!
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
It's cheaper just to buy lead. You don't have to buy expensive protein powder.

You're welcome.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
He heard Orban was a "strong man" and as always, he fucked up the assignment.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 2h
Just stole a Russian Nuclear Submarine.

There was no security.

Doing barrel rolls in the trenches. Fired a torpedo at a tuna.

Send help.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 2h
Keeping tabs on your adopted teen's porn usage is normal tho...
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Birdie, Boo!👻 @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 8h
Aw, he's such a fragile little potato
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 9h
Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen'
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Birdie, Boo!👻 @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 8h
Aw, he's such a fragile little potato
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 9h
Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen'
Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen'
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) insisted that federal agents' abuse of force had not risen to the level of congressional investigations after a judge barred the Department of Homeland Security from using specific tactics against faith leaders and journalists.During a press conference on Tuesday, o...
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 2h
You ever dissociate and start to feel like you're dead, but you're only just realising it?

Yeah, I do... Been keeping track of this 'feeling'.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 4h
Trump admin pressured Facebook into removing ICE-tracking group
Meta removed ICE Sighting group after hearing from the Justice Department.
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Bill Bailey @chroniclebill.bsky.social · 10h
Mushroom Music
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Mushroom in the Wild Playing Keyboard
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 4h
Nazi actor in Chicago
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 7h
always a treat when they visit🖤
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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 4h
Yippi-io-kiyay!
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