Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton
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Writes lots of Magical Black Girls Burning Shit Down. Midwife to Be. Voodoonauts Fellow '22. Hurston/Wright Speculative Fellow '23. She/Her. AuthorWinifred, no matter where you are, no matter how far. winifredburton.com I block AI/NFT/Crypto accounts
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My in-bio site is functional in a static business card kind of way. I know newsletters are what all the cool authors have, the way my neurology is set up newsletters are hell. But Ko-fi is a great place to catch up with me, and if we're accustomed to interacting my DMs can get you my Signal.
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i've gone to multiple sparring sessions over the past few weeks and fairly sure my baby counts for at least 2 or 3 of the 5 worst shots I've taken
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Had this in a breakfast joint in Metarie.

Whole restaurant. 🎤 Bohemian Rhapsody. 17/10.
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Somewhat related I love it when a restaurant back to front of house sings along with a song and it’s like you’re in a musical number.
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im rewatching The Shining for the millionth time and while i think the book does some things better (getting us into Jack's head) the book is a story about a good man swallowed by ghosts and Kubrick's story is about a family annihilator, and thus much, much scarier
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It's the discontent being 2 octaves lower than a riot, for me.
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Mike Flood, (R-NE), wasn’t received as expected by his Constituents on 10/4. Met with Boos & chants of “Tax the Rich” & “Vote Him Out”they’re not happy about Medicaid & SNAP cuts

JUST Wait ‘till they 👀 their ACA INCREASES!

Vote for ACA subsidies Mike & end the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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My toddler also headbutted me this week and broke my glasses. They also headbutted my partner in the nose, brought a 6'3" man to his knees!
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He probably asked why that baby didn't have no coat or socks on 😭😭😭😭😭
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This is what community looks like!!!
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When I left my pediatrics unit, they spray painted the tiniest 2.5mm tracheostomy cannula gold and gave it to me at my last report, cause I'd been one of the primaries all but one of the new trach cases for 5 yrs.

Super moving.

Unfortunately they didn't seal it, and now it looks tetanus friendly.
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It's been brough to my attention that tatertots and iced coffee are insufficient for a 20 hour stretch, so I guess I'll do something about that.
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Whenever people freak out about holding a newborn, I remind them that their entry to the world usually involves a bone vs bone negotiation.

An older baby? They'll break your face 😂
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A baby headbutt broke my glasses across the bridge and left me with a terrible headache. I was astonished by how much damage I took from that. 😭
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A baby headbutt broke my glasses across the bridge and left me with a terrible headache. I was astonished by how much damage I took from that. 😭
authorwinifred.blacksky.app
I didn't throw it across the room. I didn't.

I have gently nudged it out of view, because I fucking CANNOT 😭
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Gen X Dad vs Gen Z Son:
Homecoming Dance

Me: Let me Iron that shirt
Son: It's too late for that
Me: Can't wear a wrinkled Shirt!
Son: Nobody cares!
Me: Johnny Gill would care!
Son: Who?!
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In any given flat pack, there is always one screw that seeks to destroy me.
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The white whiplash of the imperialist boomerang hittin hard
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Damn yo what if the United States empire was collapsing. Just imploding & losing all its function because its white supremacist history culminated in a dictator. That would be crazy, yo. Nah that would never happen.
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"Disassociate" is equivalent ATM machine.

It's dissociate.
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The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...