Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet
@badgertastical.bsky.social
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3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger | 42 🏳️‍⚧️ they/any anarchist | ffxiv (urianger brainrot forever) / wheel of time / pathfinder 2e | an absolute shambles | art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
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badgertastical.bsky.social
augh, when the hell did it get so muggy outside. i do not have the tolerance for boob sweat right now
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curtinwrites.bsky.social
@paizo.com

You have an opportunity to do the funniest thing
samreich.bsky.social
Last season of Game Changer, we did a cool activation with LinkedIn in which they helped us give Jacob a prize of $100,000.

This season, I have a similar opportunity for the right brand willing to give us $50,000+ worth of their product.

Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!
badgertastical.bsky.social
tornadoes where no one has a basement because of earthquakes seems like an extremely contradictory and bad situation
kellylynnedang.bsky.social
Posted at 10/13 @ 1:29pm. Please share!
severeweatherus 1m
JUST IN: Evacuation Warnings have been issued in Los Angeles County in California for ALL burn scar areas ahead of the incoming storm system which could bring dangerous flooding and significant debris flows around the burn scars.
If you live around the burn scars of Los Angeles County, officials are encouraging you to evacuate.
Isolated tornadoes are also possible across Los Angeles and Orange Counties tomorrow.
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
badgertastical.bsky.social
dropped spotify for a number of reasons a while ago and swapped to youtube music since i didn't subscribe to anything anyway, but if you need a reason aside from their treatment of artists, ai, joe rogan, and the utter enshittification of their app and site to funnel people towards subscriptions:
pavlovforgoths.com
Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
badgertastical.bsky.social
drank a blackberry dr. pepper, and feebs was close enough that the smell of the resultant blackberry dr pepper burp restarted her whole operating system
badgertastical.bsky.social
the leopards are growing fat, fat on the faces of the party
theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
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badgertastical.bsky.social
well i know what i'm doing with the next 2 hours of my life
badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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57ark.bsky.social
Insane to me that @ahmadjohary16.bsky.social has been incorrectly marked as spam again, despite the fact that he's a real human being who has desperately been surviving genocide this entire time.

Please give to his family's gfm if you can, and share if you can't.

gofund.me/5689fe54
Donate to Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War, organized by Fatima Ayub
My name is Ahmad Johar, a 25-year-old, Palestinian from Gaza. I have lived throu… Fatima Ayub needs your support for Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War
gofund.me
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badgertastical.bsky.social
terfs and bigots will call queer people sex-obsessed perverts and then buy a stack of onesies and jammies for their 8 month old baby with "daddy's little heartbreaker" and "future mr. right" on them, or big pink glittery elastic headbands for a bald baby skull so everyone knows she's a girl
badgertastical.bsky.social
i could have sworn they did a christmas album once
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
badgertastical.bsky.social
also every time i see it i'm reminded of an early rosie o'donnell stand up where she was telling a story about how goldie hawn didn't know how to swear so she would come out with shit like "hotfuckingdog"
badgertastical.bsky.social
everyone's posting diane keaton heavy hitters but i won't apologize for this being my all-time favorite. rest easy, diane, gonna go blast "you don't own me" in your honor
the film poster for the first wives club.  bette midler, goldie hawn, and diane keaton perch on the tops of classical architecture columns, wearing various iterations of the "power suit" style popular with wealthy powerful women in the 90s, posing sassily with cigars.  behind them is a posterized cutout of the new york skyline done in shades of pink.  the text is a mix of two fonts,  one serif and one sans like design school 101, and in black and pink.  everything is tilted at a dutch angle.

from the top:

bett midler goldie hawn diane keaton 
the first wives club
the gals
and then finally the tagline: don't get mad. get everything.
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
If we had to lose a 79 year old

Why take Diane Keaton when he is RIGHT. THERE.
badgertastical.bsky.social
should point out i haven't done any of this yet, and that last one might be a problem if we're gaming tomorrow???

h-

hey @papanocturnal.bsky.social ...?
badgertastical.bsky.social
i haven't even started critical role c4 yet, and i'm behind like 4 episodes of cloudward, ho!, and i still haven't finished picking level 4 spells for my own animist yet. this is some power word: executive dysfunction shit
badgertastical.bsky.social
it's saturday night, i'm higher than a giraffe's asshole, it's time to do something stupid in a video game
badgertastical.bsky.social
yeah, the monstrance is *a big deal* in the cuckoo-bananas world of catholic theatrics! that priest, according to catholic doctrine, made those "true christian patriots" deny the very presence of Jesus *to his face*
badgertastical.bsky.social
good lord, they brought out the fucking *monstrance*

... wait

waitwaitwait

*father dowling in chiCAGO* brought out the *monstrance*?

who is fucking writing this season?
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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polotek.bsky.social
I had a lot of convos with people who said they were sympathetic, but Defund the Police was a "bad slogan". I told them it wasn't a slogan. It was an answer. It was an answer to the constant question "what can we do to actually lower crime and make our neighborhood's safer?"

Anyway. Here we are.
johnathanperk.bsky.social
Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh
badgertastical.bsky.social
i can't even figure out why, other than his particular flavor of 1970s east coast dago chauvinism, because he couldn't fucking stand michael either