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badger, very tired
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3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger
| 42 🏳️‍⚧️ they/any anarchist
| ffxiv (white-haired elezen enjoyer) / pathfinder 2e
| an absolute shambles
| art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
bagpipes are like, a sleeper cell activation phrase for me. like i hear them and next thing i know i'm in formation on the crest of a hill, ready to descend upon the hapless english the moment the sun breaks the horizon
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
male draenei players know :3
Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
Tunak Tunak Tun Video | Daler Mehndi | Full Song | Daler Mehndi Music
YouTube video by Daler Mehndi Music
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
oop, gotta shave my head again
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
who needs gifs and chat when you can make the text to speech robot announce to the whole server that your roflcopter goes fwshfwshfwshfwsh
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!"

the Rattata on Route 1:
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
TWO SNAPS AND YOUR BACK FIELD IN MOTION ~

i can still see david alan grier's ass jiggle
time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history
Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
oh thank fuck, patriots lost
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
MAXIMUM MIKE!

his son, cody, also writes ttrpgs - he developed the witcher sourcebook!
So it's Black History Month and that means I think it's a good time to get familiar with Mike Pondsmith, if you're not already.

When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.

Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.

cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...
Mike Pondsmith
Michael Alyn Pondsmith (born April 14, 1954[citation needed]) is an American roleplaying, board and video game designer. He is the founder of R. Talsorian Games and the creator of the acclaimed Cyberp...
cyberpunk.fandom.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
leaving my house for the first time in a decade to check out the new restaurant down the block and i'm immediately domed by an 800 degree flying wok
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Time for some older Ignis #FFXV #IgnisScientia #イグニス
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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The degree to which legacy media starts with the premise that white racists and badly-socialized men are the default heroes of the American story is extraordinary. bsky.app/profile/jens...
We had a writer submit a cutline for Bad Bunny’s performance. Had to do a little editing - replaced ‘controversial’ with ‘Grammy award winning’, and replaced ‘polarizing’ with ‘most popular Latino rapper of all time.’
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
absolutely wild to me that we're doing the line from a billy joel song in the 70s about songs being cut down for radio in the year of our digital streaming services 2026

why is an album of 10 songs less than a half hour playtime total other than the reason for why we need to kill tiktok
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Stephen King fans all breathing a sigh of relief as we realize our favorite author and shaper of our childhoods wasn't a sexual predator or pedophile or professional bigot, just a huge coke addict, AS GOD INTENDED.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Corporate Vamp for meetings with her production line
(I took all the outfits from honghaein cuz I cant dress for sht😂)

[ #ffxivart#art#vampfatale ]
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
gender validation finding out my favorite member of XG came out recently as trans masc
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
king-sized bed and i'm clinging to the raggedy edge like a victorian waif in an overcrowded orphanage cot because my dogs love me just that much
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
this was actually a very lovely and well-sourced essay and not the scathing takedown i was expecting. bob lays out plainly that it wasn't an overnight thing and how nicki was simmering in the fringes of grievance politics and the culture warriors of the right validated her behavior
oh my god bob the drag queen did a video essay on the magafication of nicki minaj
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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*Chuuuuuuuuuu*
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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🎵 I can show you the world~ 🎵

#Bizzness #FFXIV #GPOSERS
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM