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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 5h

drank a blackberry dr. pepper, and feebs was close enough that the smell of the resultant blackberry dr pepper burp restarted her whole operating system

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 5h

the leopards are growing fat, fat on the faces of the party

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 11h

Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism

Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media

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Chryon priestess to Janus d^=.=^b 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🏴‍☠️🍉🪽🪶🚲✋🪬🤚🧿🦊🍄🧚‍♀️🐌🦋🪾🍀🌲☠️ @witchesink.bsky.social · 12h

Its incredible how much of history and how little of learned history is affected by purposeful famine

@cnni

CNN International

This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato

Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

Reply:

Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it.

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 13h

well i know what i'm doing with the next 2 hours of my life

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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57ARK 🔆🍉 @57ark.bsky.social · 16h

Insane to me that @ahmadjohary16.bsky.social has been incorrectly marked as spam again, despite the fact that he's a real human being who has desperately been surviving genocide this entire time.

Please give to his family's gfm if you can, and share if you can't.

gofund.me/5689fe54

Donate to Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War, organized by Fatima Ayub

My name is Ahmad Johar, a 25-year-old, Palestinian from Gaza. I have lived throu… Fatima Ayub needs your support for Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War

gofund.me

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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 1d

If my life
Matters to you
Please reskeet

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 16h

terfs and bigots will call queer people sex-obsessed perverts and then buy a stack of onesies and jammies for their 8 month old baby with "daddy's little heartbreaker" and "future mr. right" on them, or big pink glittery elastic headbands for a bald baby skull so everyone knows she's a girl

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 21h

mornin' folks

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 22h

i could have sworn they did a christmas album once

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

also every time i see it i'm reminded of an early rosie o'donnell stand up where she was telling a story about how goldie hawn didn't know how to swear so she would come out with shit like "hotfuckingdog"

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

everyone's posting diane keaton heavy hitters but i won't apologize for this being my all-time favorite. rest easy, diane, gonna go blast "you don't own me" in your honor

the film poster for the first wives club. bette midler, goldie hawn, and diane keaton perch on the tops of classical architecture columns, wearing various iterations of the "power suit" style popular with wealthy powerful women in the 90s, posing sassily with cigars. behind them is a posterized cutout of the new york skyline done in shades of pink. the text is a mix of two fonts, one serif and one sans like design school 101, and in black and pink. everything is tilted at a dutch angle.

from the top:

bett midler goldie hawn diane keaton
the first wives club
the gals
and then finally the tagline: don't get mad. get everything.

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 1d

If we had to lose a 79 year old

Why take Diane Keaton when he is RIGHT. THERE.

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

should point out i haven't done any of this yet, and that last one might be a problem if we're gaming tomorrow???

h-

hey @papanocturnal.bsky.social ...?

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 4d

i haven't even started critical role c4 yet, and i'm behind like 4 episodes of cloudward, ho!, and i still haven't finished picking level 4 spells for my own animist yet. this is some power word: executive dysfunction shit

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

it's saturday night, i'm higher than a giraffe's asshole, it's time to do something stupid in a video game

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, the monstrance is *a big deal* in the cuckoo-bananas world of catholic theatrics! that priest, according to catholic doctrine, made those "true christian patriots" deny the very presence of Jesus *to his face*

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

good lord, they brought out the fucking *monstrance*

... wait

waitwaitwait

*father dowling in chiCAGO* brought out the *monstrance*?

who is fucking writing this season?

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 1d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 2d

I had a lot of convos with people who said they were sympathetic, but Defund the Police was a "bad slogan". I told them it wasn't a slogan. It was an answer. It was an answer to the constant question "what can we do to actually lower crime and make our neighborhood's safer?"

Anyway. Here we are.

Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 2d

Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

i can't even figure out why, other than his particular flavor of 1970s east coast dago chauvinism, because he couldn't fucking stand michael either

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

oh. diane keaton died. gonna have some comedic feelings about this one, i think. (not about her, but more how hilariously visceral my dad haaates her character in the godfather, like every time that movie is on for 6 hours he's the one fucking married to kay and i gotta goddamn hear about it)

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

i simply do not care that the people who signed up to kill afghanis and iranians and iraqis in 2001 and who remain stormtroopers for the regime are hungry, sorry

Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

cool beans, civvies have been lining up at food banks for years, last week we didn't eat because my roommate was in the part of the line cut off because they ran out of food

eat some bullets, gi schmoe

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 2d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 1d

And this is why "more training" for cops is not the answer. We don't need to keep shoveling endless amounts of money at cops, when the problem is that policing is fundamentally incompatible with caring for the needs of citizens.

Eagan Officer Martin Jensen, a specially trained Drug Recognition Evaluator (DRE), was called to assess whether Bimpong was under the influence of drugs. DRE training, provided by the Minnesota State Patrol to officers, emphasizes distinguishing drug impairment from medical emergencies such as strokes.

But the lawsuit alleges Jensen disregarded his training.

According to the lawsuit, body camera audio captured him saying a full DRE evaluation, which typically takes between 30-to-45-minutes, would be “a whole bunch of time wasted.” When another officer questioned whether Bimpong should be taken to the hospital, Jensen replied: “For what?”

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Holly Bear ʕ ⚆ ᴥ⚆ʔ 📖✍️ @bearhybrid.art · 1d

Some werewolf sketchpages 🐺💢 Guys, Gals and Nonbinary Pals (Who will bite you on sight) #BearHybridArt

A sketchpage of masculine werewolves in various poses.

A sketchpage of feminine werewolves in various poses.

A sketchpage of nonbinary entity werewolves of all different shapes and sizes.

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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet @badgertastical.bsky.social · 1d

risking loss of life and limb to play fetch with a werewolf is absolutely worth it

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