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@badgertastical.bsky.social
3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger
| 42 🏳️⚧️ they/any anarchist
| ffxiv (white-haired elezen enjoyer) / pathfinder 2e
| an absolute shambles
| art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
| 42 🏳️⚧️ they/any anarchist
| ffxiv (white-haired elezen enjoyer) / pathfinder 2e
| an absolute shambles
| art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
i'd been very deliberately avoiding the "who dies first in your wolship?" question because i don't much like to think about those sort of things, so of course the universe punched me in the face with #cygstinien on valentine's day
In your death, you will return my loneliness to me, and it will be a horror to behold, bloody and misshapen. My loneliness, not recognizing its former owner, will howl an unholy and unceasing cry, and I will not be able to bear it.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
i'd been very deliberately avoiding the "who dies first in your wolship?" question because i don't much like to think about those sort of things, so of course the universe punched me in the face with #cygstinien on valentine's day
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The rebuttal to this is that Star Trek is not a show about how the future could be but how the present should be. To eradicate disability, rather than accept and accommodate it, is a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The rebuttal to this is that Star Trek is not a show about how the future could be but how the present should be. To eradicate disability, rather than accept and accommodate it, is a eugenicist ideal.
the only looksmaxxing i want to hear about involves looksing at sam keith's phenomenal 1993 comic, the maxx
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
the only looksmaxxing i want to hear about involves looksing at sam keith's phenomenal 1993 comic, the maxx
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In 2024 a lot of Trekkies were like "we're *this* close to sanctuary districts." And I get it. But that summer the governor of California and former mayor of San Francisco went personally to throw away homeless people's belongings with his own hands for a photo op.
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
In 2024 a lot of Trekkies were like "we're *this* close to sanctuary districts." And I get it. But that summer the governor of California and former mayor of San Francisco went personally to throw away homeless people's belongings with his own hands for a photo op.
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And now we're being told to prepare ourselves for the eventuality that he will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2028.
We are so far past the conditions that were supposed to have provoked the Bell Riots.
We are so far past the conditions that were supposed to have provoked the Bell Riots.
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
And now we're being told to prepare ourselves for the eventuality that he will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2028.
We are so far past the conditions that were supposed to have provoked the Bell Riots.
We are so far past the conditions that were supposed to have provoked the Bell Riots.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
this is just objectively correct
Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 PM
this is just objectively correct
"do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" but for 2026, and not as a bit
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" but for 2026, and not as a bit
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/DgxaLvQWkAABztC.jpg
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/DgxaLvQWkAABztC.jpg
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"You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
"You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
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Okay, going to post finished art here as they’re completed and approved! First up is Cassius the Hrothgar! 🖊️🦑
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Okay, going to post finished art here as they’re completed and approved! First up is Cassius the Hrothgar! 🖊️🦑
oh my god this list makes me holler. beetlejuice, freakazoid, the real adventures of jonny quest, xiaolin showdown, billy and mandy ....
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 AM
oh my god this list makes me holler. beetlejuice, freakazoid, the real adventures of jonny quest, xiaolin showdown, billy and mandy ....
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This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
this would fix me
Finally, I will leave you with this ad featuring the married couple and a Borden product lost to the ages:
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
this would fix me
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What's the term for folie à deux but it's like 4 internet dudes entranced by a tchotchke site clearly designed to ensnare heiresses with early-stage Alzheimer's
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
What's the term for folie à deux but it's like 4 internet dudes entranced by a tchotchke site clearly designed to ensnare heiresses with early-stage Alzheimer's
look @papanocturnal.bsky.social, it was you the other night when you almost went ass over teakettle
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
look @papanocturnal.bsky.social, it was you the other night when you almost went ass over teakettle
first state strap, we are so back
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
first state strap, we are so back
i love artists
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i love artists
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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If I went to Comic Con
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If I went to Comic Con
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
i am ride or die for this fed-up king
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i am ride or die for this fed-up king