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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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I've seen dips you people can't imagine. Aioli glittering with minced garlic. Puddles of soluble oils atop unstirred hummus. All these moments will be lost like tears in rain.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've seen dips you people can't imagine. Aioli glittering with minced garlic. Puddles of soluble oils atop unstirred hummus. All these moments will be lost like tears in rain.
my roommate bought me one of those buzzball cocktail things last night so now every time i burp it's vodka and peaches
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
my roommate bought me one of those buzzball cocktail things last night so now every time i burp it's vodka and peaches
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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To keep the room i need £55 by 2pm please help me keep the room if you have the means
PP: [email protected]
PP: [email protected]
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
To keep the room i need £55 by 2pm please help me keep the room if you have the means
PP: [email protected]
PP: [email protected]
hypothetical situation where i have to recommend a disney movie to the ambassador from alpha-epsilon 9, it's gonna be a double feature with this and atlantis
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hypothetical situation where i have to recommend a disney movie to the ambassador from alpha-epsilon 9, it's gonna be a double feature with this and atlantis
my nephew, who is part native, won like 500$ at a casino on thanksgiving, and i can hear him laughing about it all the way out in san diego
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
my nephew, who is part native, won like 500$ at a casino on thanksgiving, and i can hear him laughing about it all the way out in san diego
oh my god a b dylan hollis collab with liam???
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
Cottage Cheese Delicacies (1980)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
oh my god a b dylan hollis collab with liam???
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
this is for me. i'm choosing to believe this was done just for me.
lil jon, shaggy, busta *and* the huntrix gals all at the macy's thanksgiving day parade feels like some millennial-gen z hands across america type shit, and i fully support it
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
lil jon, shaggy, busta *and* the huntrix gals all at the macy's thanksgiving day parade feels like some millennial-gen z hands across america type shit, and i fully support it
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The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
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rest in peace, jonathan joss
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
rest in peace, jonathan joss
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it's like two british women watched I Love Lucy and went "okay, there's something here. let's remove the husband. let's also remove the plots. now we add 80,000 cigarettes and day drinking at funerals."
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's like two british women watched I Love Lucy and went "okay, there's something here. let's remove the husband. let's also remove the plots. now we add 80,000 cigarettes and day drinking at funerals."
starting to think the "when you come for the king" line wasn't actually written about stringer bell and instead a menswear prophecy
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
starting to think the "when you come for the king" line wasn't actually written about stringer bell and instead a menswear prophecy
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Can anyone help me stay here? Please help
I overslept. Today's B&B is past due. Lovely owners and have given me some time but I need £55 urgently or I have nowhere to sleep tonight.
Please help.
Shares appreciated.
PP: [email protected]
Please help.
Shares appreciated.
PP: [email protected]
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can anyone help me stay here? Please help
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Young Frankenstein (1974)
hearing aj locasico say "laissez les bon temps rouler" for the first time in the same match i get my first gambit mvp in rivals, yeeeee
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
hearing aj locasico say "laissez les bon temps rouler" for the first time in the same match i get my first gambit mvp in rivals, yeeeee
day one bethesda game release t-pose glitch lookin' ass accident
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
day one bethesda game release t-pose glitch lookin' ass accident
what would really make it funny is if this gaggle of incompetents just used their phones to do it, meaning shit can be unredacted in about 10 seconds by adjusting the brightness/contrast
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
what would really make it funny is if this gaggle of incompetents just used their phones to do it, meaning shit can be unredacted in about 10 seconds by adjusting the brightness/contrast
i live in the deserrrrrrrrttttt 😭😭😭
There are currently TWENTY THREE Great Pyr mixes at the Oregon Humane Society available for adoption, rescued from a huge neglect case out in Polk County. If you’ve ever wanted a LORG fren for your family, you can’t do much better than Pyrs.
Animal Details
Details about each animal available at the Oregon Humane Society.
www.oregonhumane.org
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i live in the deserrrrrrrrttttt 😭😭😭
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And doctors are still paid as the result of daily LABOR.
They're WORKERS.
They're rich. But they're not The Rich.
This is not a high hurdle to get over, but I see people fall over it every day.
If you're equating doctors with Elon Musk, you are 100% not ready to be having these conversations.
They're WORKERS.
They're rich. But they're not The Rich.
This is not a high hurdle to get over, but I see people fall over it every day.
If you're equating doctors with Elon Musk, you are 100% not ready to be having these conversations.
doctor who makes 200K annual is VERY comfortable. That’s not wealth hoarding though lol
It’s Facebook and Amazon paying no taxes for the last decade, its being allowed to take out loans on unrealized gains in the hundreds of millions, capital gains tax lower than the tax rate of ppl who make 55k
It’s Facebook and Amazon paying no taxes for the last decade, its being allowed to take out loans on unrealized gains in the hundreds of millions, capital gains tax lower than the tax rate of ppl who make 55k
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
And doctors are still paid as the result of daily LABOR.
They're WORKERS.
They're rich. But they're not The Rich.
This is not a high hurdle to get over, but I see people fall over it every day.
If you're equating doctors with Elon Musk, you are 100% not ready to be having these conversations.
They're WORKERS.
They're rich. But they're not The Rich.
This is not a high hurdle to get over, but I see people fall over it every day.
If you're equating doctors with Elon Musk, you are 100% not ready to be having these conversations.