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Serena H.

@beabean.bsky.social

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31, she/her. It's getting hard to even try to be But God knows I'm trying, I'm fighting and crying And racing forward, toward a day that's shining So that it'll never change, it'll keep on this way Until I'm out of things to convey

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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when Hideo Nomo came to the States and the men who knew things insisted a Japanese player could never make it in MLB.

Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 1d

In a World Series between an American and Canadian team, the real winner is Japan.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on a magnificent season. It is a shame either team had to lose. And this was a gut punch. 💔💔

Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.

Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.

Now go re-sign Bo.

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 1d

summoning circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 dodgers 🕯

🕯turn down invite 🕯

🕯️to White House 🕯
🕯 🕯

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SPOOKY Mistress Usili (Sage) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 1d

I have the solution.

Jays fans should blame Drake appearing at Game 6.

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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun · 1d

I’d just like to thank my lord and savior, Satan, for guiding my bat and the Dodgers to the victory we all deserved and were promised thanks to many blood sacrifices.

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Phil @philmarfisi.bsky.social · 1d

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics

Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

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Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com · 1d

The Blue Jays can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 1d

you know if the Blue Jays hadn't used up an eleventh inning out on a FUCKING BUNT then we might still be playing but here we are

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 1d

I do love how every baseball game lately has been like “we are in inning 19. Everyone wants this to end. There is no joy to experience anymore. Can’t wait for the next game in 9 hours”

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 27d

The Spider-Man Green Goblin meme with “Dave Roberts in the postseason” on Willem Dafoe and “Use Clayton Kershaw to close” on the green goblin mask

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 1d

Remember: whoever scores the winning run gets to take the first bite out of the baseball and enjoy the fresh juices running down his chin

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 1d

"Torment Nexus" is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with baseball games, like the one we’re all living inside of right now

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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 1d

James Earl Jones agrees.

Excerpt of James Earl Jones' speech from "Field of Dreams."

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again."

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doodlemancy @doodlemancy.com · 1d

basically what im picking up on here is that this is the dark souls of watching a sport

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

jays fans 🤝 people who want to go to bed: please end this now

dodgers fans 🤝 baseball sickos: please keep going

the teams will switch places every half inning or so until it’s actually over

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 1d

big if true

can jaybirds choke search on google

AI Overview
Yes, jaybirds and other birds can choke

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

-Every Blue Jays fan

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

send in kershaw

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William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 1d

Toronto can still win it in the 9th, if Mike Pence has the courage

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 1d

The real winner of the 2025 World Series? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

is Drake there. why is this happening

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

yamamoto didn’t bother training new aces for leo cup, he’s just reusing his umas from taurus cup (oguri cap, gold ship, evil nature). his gold ship has left-handed and spring runner but he doesn’t care. he hasn’t even done his dailies today

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 1d

AGAIN

Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 6d

Not many people know this but if it gets to 17 innings there's a sudden death round where they play Pokemon cards to see who wins

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