「Behemoth」
@begemot.bsky.social
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Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream.... Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdv86VVWVAjZzO_Se1UKRE8h7eDYZ1v-0
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chrisberube.bsky.social
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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theathletic.com
Fourteen innings means it's time to get creative 😅
begemot.bsky.social
Yep

When will someone end our suffering....
begemot.bsky.social
Big playoff game entering the 15th inning
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esper.bsky.social
You awaken in a tent, full Union General uniform. The year is 1860. You are Abner Doubleday, and you now know Baseball must not come to exist
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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catacalypto.bsky.social
it is so important to have this over here to repost when we need it
justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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jonbois.bsky.social
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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tgk.bsky.social
They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning
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willroar.bsky.social
This is the ideal baseball game. You may not like it but this is what peak enjoyment feels like.
Detroit @ Mariners, tied 2-2, in the 13th inning
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pc98bot.gang-fight.com
Rance 4 // Alice Soft // PC-98
Rance 4 // Alice Soft // PC-98
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benjaminahr.mobi
My wife just said Lady Elaine Fairchilde looks like Murder She Wrote The Puppet. I am survived by her and my two lovely children. I am deceased.
The Lady Elaine puppet from the neighborhood of make-believe. Boomerang tumerang sumerang! Angela Lansbury in an episode of Murder She Wrote, sort of holding her arms in a puppet sort of way.
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helldude.bsky.social
what's the deal with those college kids. they're out of control
begemot.bsky.social
"Don't even bother looking it up, you won't find it, but you can trust me."
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
an old writer—of whose works I possess the only copy extant
begemot.bsky.social
Check out a chocobo's magic attack stat some time :V
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pc98bot.gang-fight.com
Disc Station // Compile // PC-98
Disc Station // Compile // PC-98
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ajisava.bsky.social
おはよう人間を叩き起こした後に二度寝したねこ
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ztul.bsky.social
most annoying part of having a baby is how everyone you know is all "can I see the baby" "where's the baby" "I don't see the baby" "is there actually a baby" "I don't mean to imply anything" "it's just that... You've been different lately" "ever since you fainted during that weird electrical storm"
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goblinmode.com
That joy must not be sold. It must not be "privatised," made into another privilege for the privileged. A public library is a public trust. And that freedom must not be compromised. It must be available to all who need it, and that's everyone, when they need it, and that's always. — Ursula K Le Guin
screenshot of Jason from The Good Place saying to a photoshopped-in image of Ursula K. Le Guin “Oh Ursula, we’re really in it now.”
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