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Benny the Dirty Mocha

@bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social

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I Draw, I Drink Coffee and I Drop It Like It's Hot! Caribbean Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out* *Doing drawings for money My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Nov 19

Art Thread!
This is going to be my main thread for sharing my artwork. Feel free to share your own if you'd like as I love seeing the creativity of others!
Commissions are generally open but life is hectic now so I will do my best to reply to requests.

Cassidy and Sundance. A drawing of a baby alligator riding an orange cat.

My daughter asked me to draw a catfish but I think I went a rad mercat. Drawing of a fish with a cat's head.

A Frilled Lizard in a Frilled Dress. A drawing of a humanoid frilled lizard in a multicoloured frilled dress and heels with a scorpion tattoo on her ankle.

Drawing of a pig wearing pajamas and drinking coffee on a bench.

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 15d

Hi hi!

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 15d

The Caucacity

Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 15d

Cleaning up and I found a dollar in the couch. Oh happy day.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · Sep 26

Rise up, people.

Join the pretzelution! @PRETZELIZED

This is a piece of a box from a package that a friend sent in the mail. He sends me all sorts of weird nonsense.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · Sep 25

Marty bring the DeLorean around
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Sep 25

The Void:

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drew @adrew.dadguy.help · Sep 25

*screams into the void*

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Sep 25

[Joan Jett's I Love Rock 'n Roll playing]

8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Aug 19

My wife sent me this pic and I was like "Ew gross, I would never wear something that shade of green."
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · Jul 10

*rides off into the sunset*

*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Jul 10

Me: We should move to Denmark.

Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.

M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.

W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Jul 9

is he... is he biting the other guy's dick?!

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · Jul 9

using my butthole for the screen lock just to fuck with the cops

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Jul 3

Loud and clear Nintendo 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Jul 3

Luibee Mangione bois

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · May 28

JOMO (joy of missing out)

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · Jun 9

Context: in response to this video a Canadian commented essentially either blaming the reporter or saying it's just a rubber bullet

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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