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Bimbo Saggins

@bitzydimbo.bsky.social

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titanium spine • 52 yo handicapable divorcee 🇨🇦 https://linktr.ee/bitzydimbo 🔞 no ppv 💋 my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytcikiemiftu3r3ylzahsk4n/feed/aaah34otsklio

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Dec 7

i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Apr 21

thx xox

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Apr 21

i'm back, what did i miss?

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Not One Seat @notoneseat.bsky.social · Feb 26

Toronto. It's time to get this done. Vote Ford out.

Turnout will make the difference. Get your people to the polls. Volunteer for a candidate to get out the vote.

NotOneSeat.ca

#TOpoli #ONpoli #ONelxn #NotOneSeat #UniteTheVote #VoteFordOut

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 25

lived here briefly as well

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · Feb 22

You know..
Gotta tell ya..
I'm not usually this upbeat

*continues digging bunker*

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 25

fyi: it's gained traction!

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

a man with a beard is eating eggs from a white cup

ALT: a man with a beard is eating eggs from a white cup

media.tenor.com

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · Feb 23

Whenever you feel lonesome, just look to the north star and think of me- no not that star, the other one, the north one- NORTH you fucking idiot

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

good! let's manifest it

Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

got it and done! hope it happens.

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

just waiting for the verification email to arrive 😊

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Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social · Feb 23

Hello fellow Canadians - let's get elon musk's canadian citizenship revoked.

Remember to verify your email fter signing 🥰🇨🇦

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Sign this Petition - Petitions

www.ourcommons.ca

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

lol

Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 23

hey hey Kix :)

Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 22

take a break from the doomscroll, go for a doomstroll.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Feb 22

Stop wasting time trying to keep people in your life. Those who belong there will always be there. Everyone else can suck rocks.

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Rob from Carleton @notpierre.bsky.social · Feb 22

I’ll just leave this here!

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Feb 22

You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 22

the dismantling of democracy will continue until morale implodes.

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 22

I get it 🩷

Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 22

received gratefully and returned with gusto 🫂🩷

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · Feb 22

SPOILER ALERT

“Captain America: Brave New World” is a movie about a red-orange tinged monster President that cannot control his rage and destroys the White House & embarrasses the nation.

He ends up doing the right thing when confronted by a black man.

My review: ridiculous & unrelatable

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · Feb 22

growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · Feb 22

😂😅