It would suck so bad to get to your car after being at the mall or whatever and find out it was all fucked up because of a Highlander.

The last two Halloweens I posted new music and thought about making it a tradition but this year's not looking too good, so I put together a playlist of some of my old songs that have horror/Halloween adjacent stuff in them.
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Sounds like our thief came for the gourd but didn't stay for the lord. (The church down the street from me is doing a pumpkin patch and they have a sign that says, "come for the gourd, stay for the lord.")

Alright, man. But a lot of us said this was happening at the time and got yelled at by people like Chris Jackson for not being sufficiently appreciative of Joe Biden's foreign policy genius.

the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.

Happy Columbo’s Day

As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.

Horror movies have a long tradition of the "conspiracy nut who turns out to be right the whole time" character, but Warlock might be the first to have a "random minor character who shows up halfway through but is just on board from the jump" character, like the Mennonite farmer.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment.

Here’s what experts say you need to know.

That's one of those things I only know because someone emailed me about it. Which was the only way to find out about it.

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

When I was in high school there was a real annoying hardcore kid who came to all the local shows so my friend started a rumor that he supported the Iraq war.

Soot put on a hell of a show. Go see them if they swing by.
sootcamp.bandcamp.com/album/wearin...

The Shitting Detective, Vol. 1: By Bowels Betrayed!

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

Really fortuitous casting that Jersey is shaped exactly like John Nettles' head.

My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.

Lmao, dumbass didn't know now of days is a synonym for nowadays.