Bijan Parsia
@bparsia.bsky.social
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I am a Prof of Comp Sci at Uni of Manchester, UK. UCU NEC disabled member rep (2023-24). UCUCommons. All posts are my own behalf alone. He/him/they.
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walterolson.bsky.social
New from me at Cato: I go through the numerous and massive First Amendment and academic-freedom violations of Trump's proffered "compact" with universities and then talk about the mechanism by which it would be enforced, by way of what I describe as a "retroactive push-button guillotine."
Universities Must Defend Their Independence by Rejecting Trump's "Compact"
The Trump administration has proffered a “compact” to universities that would require them to surrender their independence and academic freedom. How many First Amendment violations can we identify in ...
www.cato.org
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kbgraubart.bsky.social
Moving quickly to a world where students use AI to complete work, profs use AI to grade it, no one learns anything and we will live in a world of mediocrity and incompetence where only the billionaires benefit.
biblioracle.bsky.social
I strongly urge everyone to not just read this warning from @marcwatkins.bsky.social, but heed it, and be vocal and forceful pushing back against using AI to grade student writing. This must be anathema if we're going to have a world where learning means something. substack.com/inbox/post/1...
The Dangers of using AI to Grade
Nobody Learns, Nobody Gains
substack.com
bparsia.bsky.social
www.vox.com/culture/4644...

There was an episode of Episodes where Matt LeBlanc attends a murderous dictator’s birthday party for the cash. Schwimmer is there and got paid twice as much.
Saudi Arabia’s comedy festival is no laughing matter
Comedians went to Saudi Araba — and faced blowback in America.
www.vox.com
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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hilzoy.bsky.social
He needs professional help.
washingtonpost.com
Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction
In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.
wapo.st
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oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
bparsia.bsky.social
I’m hearkens back to the campaign stuff about Springfield and cats and dogs. Media just lets him spout total falsehoods without massive appropriate coverage.
melodyschreiber.com
Oz, Kennedy, and Makary in the background
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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sarahquaint.bsky.social
While providing tech support for my FIL:

FIL: What's that screen?

ME: The terminal. You should never use it.

FIL: Never?

ME: So you know how I'm allowed to watch you open the electrical panel and swap out breakers, but I'm not allowed to ever open up it myself?

FIL: Ah! I understand, thank you.
bparsia.bsky.social
My academic regalia gets more head turns.

I do dress up for fun while teaching on Halloween and I once taught in a pink morph bodysuit for wear it pink day. Everyone enjoyed it. And like really, who cares?
bparsia.bsky.social
And it’s been this way for forever. I remember the first time I saw a person with a beard wearing a rather feminine skirt in…like 1989. I dyed my hair and beard pink in the 2000s. Etc etc.

Honestly, in most places wearing a cowboy hat would be more outlandish if only because it’s rare there.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Department of Justice lawyers, from Main Justice to AUSAs in the districts, have ALWAYS enjoyed a sort of aura of truth and justice and trust. That was arguably always unjustifiable but Trump DoJ has absolutely pissed it away with compulsive lying.
klasfeldreports.com
There goes another Trump admin talking point.

Claim: Abrego told an immigration judge that he fears persecution in Costa Rica.

Judge Xinis reads the immigration judge's ruling, which doesn't say that.

"That's very troubling to me," Xinis tells Ensign.
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thelabandfield.bsky.social
Well, it's official. After our paper last year (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10....), the Slender-billed Curlew is officially declared Extinct today.

Scientists dream of describing new species, not writing their obituary and epitaph, knowing that they are gone forever #ornithology
bparsia.bsky.social
I’m up for “make people uncomfortable via my taking about my mental health” day.
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petraboynton.bsky.social
It's #WorldMentalHealthDay and this year's theme is both serious and timely "Access to Services- Mental Health in Catastrophes and Emergencies" wmhdofficial.com

For many, mental health support and care simply doesn't exist, or is not available in accessible, attainable or affordable ways.
World Mental Health Day – October 10th
wmhdofficial.com
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jmbecologist.bsky.social
Worrying numbers

“Universities have collectively announced more than 12,000 job cuts in the last year”

“Four in 10 English universities are now believed to be in financial deficit”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Thousands more university jobs cut as financial crisis deepens
University workers will vote on national strike action this month over a 1.4% pay offer made in the summer.
www.bbc.co.uk
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adamserwer.bsky.social
Has anyone ever asked this man to explain what the is wrong with being Palestinian? Seems like a simple follow up question. bsky.app/profile/atru...
atrupar.com
JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
bparsia.bsky.social
I mean I’ve heard better Mad Libs before.
hammancheez.bsky.social
what the living fuck are these people telling each other on Nextdoor
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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drjengunter.bsky.social
lol if you are a young pregnant American citizen in an ER you may not get the treatment you need and instead get sepsis because of forced birth Republican laws
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
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