Brandonomicon Ex Mortis (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
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Professional mammal; comics creature. Writer and storyteller based in Portland, Oregon. Wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image Comics), others. Once spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz. https://brandonseifert.info
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️

Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.

Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info

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"Witch Doctor" Vol. 1 #2 (Skybound Entertainment/Image Comics). B&W art by Lukas Ketner; colors by Sunny Gho. "Doctor Who" 2012 #4 (IDW Publishing). B&W art by Philip Bond; colors by Charlie Kirchoff. "Hellraiser: The Dark Watch" #12. B&W art by Tom Garcia; colors by Vladimir Popov. "Disney Kingdoms: Seekers of the Weird" #1 (Marvel Comics). B&W art by the late Karl Moline; colors by Jean-Francois Beaulieu.
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gregrucka.com
Amen
mikeshenderson.bsky.social
Double and triple check videos being released from Portland, Chicago etc. We’re all going to be fed a steady diet of AI horse shit created solely to justify mass arrests. When we do have to throw down, make sure it’s for the real thing.
brandonseifert.info
Randomly woke up four hours after I went to sleep today. (Which is a thing that happens to me.) Got up, because I had a busy day. Took a nap as soon as I could.

Nap was four hours. Woke up after dark, groggy and confused, out of time to fill my medications today. Gonna have to get up early again.
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debcha.bsky.social
You get to read the book, *other* people get to read the book, and every interaction like this that you have with your local library sends a message that it is valued and supported by the community.

Apart from everything else, now is a great time to support civic institutions!
charliejane.bsky.social
Hey, I know books are expensive and money is tight right now.

But if there's a brand new book you really wanna read — including my own Lessons in Magic and Disaster — you can help get the book into way more hands by requesting it from your local library!

It's easy! Check your library's website.
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mckelvie.bsky.social
OK the facehugger boots are an inspired touch
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charliechu.bsky.social
this stop was about two miles from where I live
cwebbonline.com
This is not a border crossing.
There’s no law that any of us have to show our papers on the interior.

This is a blatant civil rights violation. How is anyone supposed to know whether this man is a real ICE agent or just pretending to be one?!
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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saletan.bsky.social
Here's a neat trick they teach in authoritarianism school: If you purge the people who measure the effects of your policies (BLS, MMWR), you can just claim everything's great, and nobody can prove how much damage you're doing.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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kalyarn.bsky.social
She-Hulk attended the CLE panel I was on!! Every attorney needs their license credits. #NYCC2025
Me and She-Hulk, Attorney at Law
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kissane.myatproto.social
It’s honestly difficult for me to *process* how disastrous this is. The court cases that come out of this are going to decide the future of so many people who don’t need to die of disease.
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kissane.myatproto.social
It is difficult for me to express how disastrous this is.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
You could not convince me in a million years that this had anything whatsoever to do with the shutdown. RFK wanted these guys gone because he worships death.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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skiles.blue
I don't know if there's such a thing as a "world cyberwar" but I think we are in one? and the US is determined to lose it. 🧵

Today the admin is mass-firing the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), the nation's cybersecurity protection across all levels of government.
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erinbiba.bsky.social
It’s interesting being the only person masking anymore because I’ve essentially taken my invisible disability and made it visible. So people all stare at me and whisper to each other. I now experience the world as a visibly disabled person and it’s informative.

My strategy is direct eye contact LOL
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crushbort.bsky.social
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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edidin.bsky.social
I mean, he failed the city; it's entirely possible that he succeeded by secret metrics he made up.
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edidin.bsky.social
Eric failed.
joshuajfriedman.com
"What is it going to take before you drop your hate and say, 'Listen, the guy did the job!' I'm not running anymore, so you no longer have to do this whole charade. I turned the city around, folks—come on! ... Stop coming up with all of these creative ways of saying 'Eric failed.' Eric didn't fail."
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nicterhorst.com
I'd really encourage folks in Canada to write out their thoughts in this survey.

Most of mine were "Don't", but I really got to dial in on some.
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donmoyn.bsky.social
Along with the Antifa nonsense, the goal here is to reclassify any dissent as dangerous. Which is not something elected officials in a democracy do.
atrupar.com
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
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nonvieta.bsky.social
People who think the idea of "give me ideas" is something genuinely creative people want have literally never experienced the absolute EUPHORIA of a brainstorming breakthrough, either solo or with a human collaborator. They don't understand what is happening when artists create, on a basic level.
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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egallagher.bsky.social
Hi I’m available for freelance work again!

Email me at
[email protected]

Portfolio thread:

Book covers
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ianboudreau.com
It's so embarrassing to have a president selling shitty knockoff Rolex watches on Newsmax
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