Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. In a past life I wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz.
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
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Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
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Fuuuuuuck. Help Paul out!
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Fuuuuuuck. Help Paul out!
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does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
![The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreievce7ps4onya4r7lnkhyunbnuniltxqhynyysdz3ratcfzlsah3a@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
This seems like a good time to point out: I've reactivated my Patreon, and I'm using it as a FREE newsletter! You have to sign up for the Free tier to get most updates, but you can view them online or in email. I recently posted a three-part series about a project idea I had in December! Sign up! 😊
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This seems like a good time to point out: I've reactivated my Patreon, and I'm using it as a FREE newsletter! You have to sign up for the Free tier to get most updates, but you can view them online or in email. I recently posted a three-part series about a project idea I had in December! Sign up! 😊
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Just a reminder where I stand on AI and where you should stand! These bloody Super Bowl ads for AI are awful
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just a reminder where I stand on AI and where you should stand! These bloody Super Bowl ads for AI are awful
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The best time to quit Substack is a year ago. The second best time is today.
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The best time to quit Substack is a year ago. The second best time is today.
Reminder: You can do a free newsletter through Patreon, with no subscriber limit! And it doesn't require you to include a physical address, unlike most other newsletter providers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Reminder: You can do a free newsletter through Patreon, with no subscriber limit! And it doesn't require you to include a physical address, unlike most other newsletter providers.
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"but what about subscription migration? I'll lose subscribers if i cant migrate my current subscribers!"
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"but what about subscription migration? I'll lose subscribers if i cant migrate my current subscribers!"
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
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1) open patreon for free
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
wait wait wait wait
hold on
hold the fricken phone
hold yer horses
wait
you're telling me
that making a creator account on patreon is still free, and you can make all of your posts free (if you want)
and theres no subscriber limit
and people are *still* moving to substack??
hold on
hold the fricken phone
hold yer horses
wait
you're telling me
that making a creator account on patreon is still free, and you can make all of your posts free (if you want)
and theres no subscriber limit
and people are *still* moving to substack??
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
1) open patreon for free
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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somebody asked me why i don't do hourly comics day! so, okay. here's my reasoning: i don't want to
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
somebody asked me why i don't do hourly comics day! so, okay. here's my reasoning: i don't want to
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there's so much disrespect of romance writers and romance readers baked into the idea that AI-driven production of novels is 'better'. as if writing romance isn't skillful, hard and joyous work. as if romance readers aren't discerning, loyal and savvy.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
there's so much disrespect of romance writers and romance readers baked into the idea that AI-driven production of novels is 'better'. as if writing romance isn't skillful, hard and joyous work. as if romance readers aren't discerning, loyal and savvy.
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I'm leaning towards, "Extrajudicial killings are bad, you mealy grey cantaloupe."
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I'm leaning towards, "Extrajudicial killings are bad, you mealy grey cantaloupe."
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I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
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Cerebral, beautiful, funny and weird. Paced almost more like a novel than a traditional film. Loved it.
A couple screens down, they were showing the Super Bowl. Also not paced like a traditional film.
A couple screens down, they were showing the Super Bowl. Also not paced like a traditional film.
a poster for the rome temple shows a dark night sky
Alt: The night sky over the titular location from 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Cerebral, beautiful, funny and weird. Paced almost more like a novel than a traditional film. Loved it.
A couple screens down, they were showing the Super Bowl. Also not paced like a traditional film.
A couple screens down, they were showing the Super Bowl. Also not paced like a traditional film.
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Nothing to see here, says agency paid to see nothing here.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Nothing to see here, says agency paid to see nothing here.
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The person who really convinced me was Steve Almond, who LOVED football, & 11 years ago wound up writing a book about why we should all stop watching
Bottom line: "Consuming as a form of entertainment a game that causes human beings to suffer brain damage is wrong."
free link: archive.is/SHJms
Bottom line: "Consuming as a form of entertainment a game that causes human beings to suffer brain damage is wrong."
free link: archive.is/SHJms
Why you should stop watching football - The Boston Globe
Even for casual fans, the evidence about the destructive forces of the game have become too clear to ignore.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The person who really convinced me was Steve Almond, who LOVED football, & 11 years ago wound up writing a book about why we should all stop watching
Bottom line: "Consuming as a form of entertainment a game that causes human beings to suffer brain damage is wrong."
free link: archive.is/SHJms
Bottom line: "Consuming as a form of entertainment a game that causes human beings to suffer brain damage is wrong."
free link: archive.is/SHJms
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It will never not be weird to me, seeing Americans get all excited about TV ads, which are things I actively go out of my way to avoid.
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It will never not be weird to me, seeing Americans get all excited about TV ads, which are things I actively go out of my way to avoid.
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Fuck every one of these companies trying to legitimize AI in their dumbass commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Fuck every one of these companies trying to legitimize AI in their dumbass commercials
As good as the cartoon is, the alt text is better.
The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
As good as the cartoon is, the alt text is better.