Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. In a past life I wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz.
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
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Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
(Art details in alt-text!)
As good as the cartoon is, the alt text is better.
The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
As good as the cartoon is, the alt text is better.
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la subtilité, la précision:
The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
la subtilité, la précision:
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Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon
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The best thing about that one X-Men story where Jean Grey invades Genosha to save Professor X from Magneto is that there are roughly five thousand X-Men and Jean recruits some rando invisible face kid and a dude with the mutant power of homophobia.
August 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The best thing about that one X-Men story where Jean Grey invades Genosha to save Professor X from Magneto is that there are roughly five thousand X-Men and Jean recruits some rando invisible face kid and a dude with the mutant power of homophobia.
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I do not know how people in the US accept those immense amounts of taxpayers' money to go on mammoth motorcades for their VP's presence at the winter Olympics in Italy, but if the Swedish PM would do that, he would have to resign.
The queen of Sweden uses commercial flights, like mortals like me.
The queen of Sweden uses commercial flights, like mortals like me.
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I do not know how people in the US accept those immense amounts of taxpayers' money to go on mammoth motorcades for their VP's presence at the winter Olympics in Italy, but if the Swedish PM would do that, he would have to resign.
The queen of Sweden uses commercial flights, like mortals like me.
The queen of Sweden uses commercial flights, like mortals like me.
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It's been 15 years in the making, but we're here! A huge thank you to everyone who's supported the project, and an extra-huge thank you to my partner and co-author Kate.
The Kickstarter for the 3rd and final volume of The Firelight Isle has launched: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pau...
The Kickstarter for the 3rd and final volume of The Firelight Isle has launched: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pau...
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It's been 15 years in the making, but we're here! A huge thank you to everyone who's supported the project, and an extra-huge thank you to my partner and co-author Kate.
The Kickstarter for the 3rd and final volume of The Firelight Isle has launched: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pau...
The Kickstarter for the 3rd and final volume of The Firelight Isle has launched: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pau...
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X-Men: Eve of Destruction, in which we learn that Jean Grey should never, ever, ever be left in charge of anything
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
X-Men: Eve of Destruction, in which we learn that Jean Grey should never, ever, ever be left in charge of anything
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Odd being airbrushed out of The Ultimate Guide to Star Trek, 60 Years on the Final Frontier. There's Roddenberry, J.J., also Kurtzman and Orci... but where's the guy who wrote or co-wrote, Treks II, IV and VI, who directed Treks II and VI? Now I know how Trotsky felt - waiting for the ice pick...
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Odd being airbrushed out of The Ultimate Guide to Star Trek, 60 Years on the Final Frontier. There's Roddenberry, J.J., also Kurtzman and Orci... but where's the guy who wrote or co-wrote, Treks II, IV and VI, who directed Treks II and VI? Now I know how Trotsky felt - waiting for the ice pick...
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If anyone is selling you the opportunity to make money, *you* are how *they* make money and the 'secret' they have is convincing people like you to pay them.
There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If anyone is selling you the opportunity to make money, *you* are how *they* make money and the 'secret' they have is convincing people like you to pay them.
There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.
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The plan is, you don't have to sell lots of one particular book if you're selling thousands of them you didn't spend any time writing. Same thinking as the ai images that flooded stock photo sites. Never mind that it makes it harder to find real stuff.
Flooding the internet with sewage.
Flooding the internet with sewage.
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The plan is, you don't have to sell lots of one particular book if you're selling thousands of them you didn't spend any time writing. Same thinking as the ai images that flooded stock photo sites. Never mind that it makes it harder to find real stuff.
Flooding the internet with sewage.
Flooding the internet with sewage.
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I do not want to hear the term 'underaged women' ever again.
It is such a gross term.
The word is 'girls' or 'children'.
It is such a gross term.
The word is 'girls' or 'children'.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I do not want to hear the term 'underaged women' ever again.
It is such a gross term.
The word is 'girls' or 'children'.
It is such a gross term.
The word is 'girls' or 'children'.
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
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oh, are we also brutally kidnapping 5-year-old US citizens and putting them in concentration camps? We should probably stop doing it to them too
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
oh, are we also brutally kidnapping 5-year-old US citizens and putting them in concentration camps? We should probably stop doing it to them too
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Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
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We’re buying software to run the NHS from this fruitcake.
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example | Fortune
The Gen Z Swedish climate activist is a legionnaire of the Antichrist, Thiel claims, a “Luddite” who wants to halt technological progress in its tracks.
fortune.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 AM
We’re buying software to run the NHS from this fruitcake.
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"Democracy Dies In Darkness" turned out to be a mission objective.
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
"Democracy Dies In Darkness" turned out to be a mission objective.
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I’ve been saying for years that an AP with Brennan Lee Mulligan as the GM and all the players as muppets would be an absolute riot.
Okay.
My first thought was:
Muppets doing an RPG actual play.
Then…
What about an actual Muppets RPG?
Character creation alone would be a hoot.
My first thought was:
Muppets doing an RPG actual play.
Then…
What about an actual Muppets RPG?
Character creation alone would be a hoot.
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I’ve been saying for years that an AP with Brennan Lee Mulligan as the GM and all the players as muppets would be an absolute riot.
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Surya Bonaly and the "illegal" backflip. Sorry but there can't be rules here this entire sport is yo that shit is cool so the score should be on how cool this is or how smooth you are doing cool shit. You get a score for cool and for smooth.
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Surya Bonaly and the "illegal" backflip. Sorry but there can't be rules here this entire sport is yo that shit is cool so the score should be on how cool this is or how smooth you are doing cool shit. You get a score for cool and for smooth.
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The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
I hate that my thoughts "I feel good! I have lots of ideas right now! There are lots of new and amazing things in the world that I've discovered recently!" are immediately followed by "...Is this a hypomanic episode? I *did* only sleep five hours last night, and had a full Power Meter all day..."
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I hate that my thoughts "I feel good! I have lots of ideas right now! There are lots of new and amazing things in the world that I've discovered recently!" are immediately followed by "...Is this a hypomanic episode? I *did* only sleep five hours last night, and had a full Power Meter all day..."
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It was starting to occur to me that Dr. Mensah might actually be an intrepid galactic explorer, even if she didn’t look like the ones on the entertainment feed.
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It was starting to occur to me that Dr. Mensah might actually be an intrepid galactic explorer, even if she didn’t look like the ones on the entertainment feed.
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California sues websites that publish blueprints for 3D printer ghost guns
California law enforcement agencies seize about 11,000 ghost guns every year. The state now is suing websites that help people manufacture untraceable firearms.
California law enforcement agencies seize about 11,000 ghost guns every year. The state now is suing websites that help people manufacture untraceable firearms.
California sues websites that publish blueprints for 3D printer ghost guns
California law enforcement agencies seize about 11,000 ghost guns every year. The state now is suing websites that help people manufacture untraceable firearms.
bit.ly
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
California sues websites that publish blueprints for 3D printer ghost guns
California law enforcement agencies seize about 11,000 ghost guns every year. The state now is suing websites that help people manufacture untraceable firearms.
California law enforcement agencies seize about 11,000 ghost guns every year. The state now is suing websites that help people manufacture untraceable firearms.
An artist posted a sketch today that inspired this whole project idea in me, seemingly fully-formed. Later in the day, I realized it was reminding me of a pitch I wrote in 2016. I checked the pitch, and... the "new idea" I had today was just cryptomnesia for the 2016 pitch.
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
An artist posted a sketch today that inspired this whole project idea in me, seemingly fully-formed. Later in the day, I realized it was reminding me of a pitch I wrote in 2016. I checked the pitch, and... the "new idea" I had today was just cryptomnesia for the 2016 pitch.
Made it eight minutes into the new Muppet Show. Having... feelings.
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Made it eight minutes into the new Muppet Show. Having... feelings.