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Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
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Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. In a past life I wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz.

https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️

Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.

Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info

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It is absolutely outrageous that Moderna’s flu vaccine was met with a “refusal-to-file” even after their approved their protocol with FDA and carried out the trial as agreed. This vaccine works better in older adults than the current flu vaccines.

apnews.com/article/mode...
Moderna says FDA refuses its application for new mRNA flu vaccine
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is refusing to consider Moderna’s application for a new flu vaccine made with mRNA technology.
apnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me

NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Both. I contain multitudes. Let’s not be reductive.
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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The answer to the question, "Which is more important in comics, the writing or the art?," by the way, is "Whichever is being worked on at the moment."

No half-assing the job and letting the other guy pick up your slack, buster. Even if the other guy is you.
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Now that he’s let his guard down, I think we need to bring back the President Tinyhands jokes.
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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Late afternoon sun on the Shieldaig Peninsula highlighting the relief of the ancient rock.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I really think "slop worshipers" is the most appropriate name for these dipshits.
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Last night, my Mythic Bastionland Knights were trying to deal with a famine in their domain, and discovered that the eternally regenerating troll tasted absolutely delicious. The ethical dilemma: "Is this a troll flaying game?"

This actually happened. It's a pun, but not a joke.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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“I’m not in fear of the other inmates. I’m afraid of the staff. They’re capable of anything.”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Irish man held in ICE detention says he fears for his life and asks Ireland for help
Seamus Culleton describes conditions as ‘torture’ as he pleads with taoiseach to raise his case with Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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If you simply disenthrall yourself from your financially crippling addiction to fairly basic food and beverages you too can one day own a house.
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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The villagers are gorging themselves on juice of the fruit and roasted fowl! As if landed gentry!
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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All while bankrupting small businesses and rewarding oil billionaires & murderers & pedophiles. Undocumented workers pay over $100 billion per year in taxes which support programs they can never access. Trump's soul achievement in life = financial and moral bankruptcy
The real news here is Peter Navarro saying lower jobs numbers *are good* because they (supposedly) indicate fewer immigrants are working in the US. Trump-MAGA ideology values sheer numbers of removals over pretty much all else because their top priority is ethnic reengineering.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Love seeing MAGA post apology videos. I relish their anguish. I'm not forgiving ANY of you. We told you time & again what was happening, and you laughed in our faces. Now that you're feeling the pain yourself, you see the light?
Go fuck yourself. You're not to be trusted. No redemption arc for you.
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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This is sort of like when the FBI was listening to that Louie Louie song in the 60’s to figure out if it was obscene but here they could ask 900 million people what the words are
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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And this is bipartisan bafflement. I think something cracked with Luigi and we are all just stumbling toward some sort of inflection point. No idea what it will look like or what will come next (neither do you, before your respond explaining it to me) but the disconnect is REAL.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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I know that there is just so much going on in every direction, but it does really feel like we've reached a point of class divide where the people making Big Money Decisions are an alien species who can't imagine what the rest of us are thinking at any point.
That Super Bowl Ring ad backfired spectacularly.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Not going to lie, this is happening faster than I predicted, and I’m glad that it is.
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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This was one of the bosses' explicit goals in getting Trump elected - crush the strong Biden era labor market in order to discipline workers and make them submit to abuse and exploitation. That, not burrito taxi prices, was the actual economic stakes of the 2024 election
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Instead of train cars, we'll have semi truck trailers of people being loaded into concentration camps where they'll race substantial likelihood of dying from neglect, malnutrition, disease, and murder.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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I can’t help comparing the massive effort to find Nancy Guthrie and her kidnapper to the total lack of interest shown by various authorities when Native and Black women and girls disappear and are murdered.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM