Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. In a past life I wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz.
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
(Art details in alt-text!)
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
(Art details in alt-text!)
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The Blue Sky map makes me more sure than ever it is important cordial relationships are maintained between Comics and Liverpool FC, to avoid a land war.
bluesky-map.theo.io
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 AM
The Blue Sky map makes me more sure than ever it is important cordial relationships are maintained between Comics and Liverpool FC, to avoid a land war.
bluesky-map.theo.io
bluesky-map.theo.io
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Congress isn’t doing their job. The media isn’t doing their job. The Supreme Court isn’t doing their job. The military isn’t doing their job. The president surely isn’t doing his job.
It’s almost as if the United States government is conspiring against their citizens on purpose.
🤔
It’s almost as if the United States government is conspiring against their citizens on purpose.
🤔
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Congress isn’t doing their job. The media isn’t doing their job. The Supreme Court isn’t doing their job. The military isn’t doing their job. The president surely isn’t doing his job.
It’s almost as if the United States government is conspiring against their citizens on purpose.
🤔
It’s almost as if the United States government is conspiring against their citizens on purpose.
🤔
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As many people are pointing out, they never tell Republicans that voting does no good.
Looks like the anti-voting bots are in full force. You'd have to be an utter idiot to fall for posts like these.
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 AM
As many people are pointing out, they never tell Republicans that voting does no good.
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Not the first adaptation! The whole book here... youtu.be/w-IiVeGAydE?...
There Is No Antimemetics Division - Ep 1 - SCP Horror Short Series
YouTube video by Andrea Joshua Asnicar
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Not the first adaptation! The whole book here... youtu.be/w-IiVeGAydE?...
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The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
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Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history
Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
I've geeked out a lot about "There Is No Antimemetics Division" by @qntm.org, which was my favorite novel of 2025. It's Sci-Fi/Horror about memory and personality. Now, here's a short film inspired by an early chapter, based on an early, SCP-involved version of the novel. Starring Jasika Nicole!
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST | Starring Jasika Nicole
YouTube video by DUST
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I've geeked out a lot about "There Is No Antimemetics Division" by @qntm.org, which was my favorite novel of 2025. It's Sci-Fi/Horror about memory and personality. Now, here's a short film inspired by an early chapter, based on an early, SCP-involved version of the novel. Starring Jasika Nicole!
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"In 2020, the SpaceX CEO said he was confident that the company would land humans on Mars by 2026." The goalposts, they sure do shift!
Also, I hate his stupid face.
Also, I hate his stupid face.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"In 2020, the SpaceX CEO said he was confident that the company would land humans on Mars by 2026." The goalposts, they sure do shift!
Also, I hate his stupid face.
Also, I hate his stupid face.
"long-term exposure to lunar dust may cause problems for astronauts on long duration missions. [...] lunar dust caused cell death and DNA damage to lung cells."
www.newsweek.com/last-man-wal...
Good luck, Musk. 🫡 😂
www.newsweek.com/last-man-wal...
Good luck, Musk. 🫡 😂
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"long-term exposure to lunar dust may cause problems for astronauts on long duration missions. [...] lunar dust caused cell death and DNA damage to lung cells."
www.newsweek.com/last-man-wal...
Good luck, Musk. 🫡 😂
www.newsweek.com/last-man-wal...
Good luck, Musk. 🫡 😂
Hahahahaha!! The moon is TERRIBLE! Possibly even worse than Mars! Hy-larious!
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Hahahahaha!! The moon is TERRIBLE! Possibly even worse than Mars! Hy-larious!
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This is hilarious.
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
This is hilarious.
Fuuuuuuck. Help Paul out!
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Fuuuuuuck. Help Paul out!
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does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
![The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreievce7ps4onya4r7lnkhyunbnuniltxqhynyysdz3ratcfzlsah3a@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
This seems like a good time to point out: I've reactivated my Patreon, and I'm using it as a FREE newsletter! You have to sign up for the Free tier to get most updates, but you can view them online or in email. I recently posted a three-part series about a project idea I had in December! Sign up! 😊
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This seems like a good time to point out: I've reactivated my Patreon, and I'm using it as a FREE newsletter! You have to sign up for the Free tier to get most updates, but you can view them online or in email. I recently posted a three-part series about a project idea I had in December! Sign up! 😊
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Just a reminder where I stand on AI and where you should stand! These bloody Super Bowl ads for AI are awful
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just a reminder where I stand on AI and where you should stand! These bloody Super Bowl ads for AI are awful
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The best time to quit Substack is a year ago. The second best time is today.
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The best time to quit Substack is a year ago. The second best time is today.
Reminder: You can do a free newsletter through Patreon, with no subscriber limit! And it doesn't require you to include a physical address, unlike most other newsletter providers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Reminder: You can do a free newsletter through Patreon, with no subscriber limit! And it doesn't require you to include a physical address, unlike most other newsletter providers.
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"but what about subscription migration? I'll lose subscribers if i cant migrate my current subscribers!"
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"but what about subscription migration? I'll lose subscribers if i cant migrate my current subscribers!"
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
buddy if im subscribed to your newsletter and you migrate me to substack, I will unsubscribe to your newsletter.
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If you still have a Substack: WTF is wrong with you?
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
Article on The Guardian — from yesterday.
"Within two hours of subscribing to NatSocToday for the purposes of this investigation, the Substack algorithm directed the Guardian’s account to 21 other profiles featuring similar content."
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1) open patreon for free
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
wait wait wait wait
hold on
hold the fricken phone
hold yer horses
wait
you're telling me
that making a creator account on patreon is still free, and you can make all of your posts free (if you want)
and theres no subscriber limit
and people are *still* moving to substack??
hold on
hold the fricken phone
hold yer horses
wait
you're telling me
that making a creator account on patreon is still free, and you can make all of your posts free (if you want)
and theres no subscriber limit
and people are *still* moving to substack??
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
1) open patreon for free
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack
2) create free, and only, tier
3) write newsletter to patreon subscribers
4) publish to patreon, service pushes patreon/newsletter post to subscribers emails
5) repeat as necessary
6) there is no 6, stop using substack