Brandonomicon (Brandon Seifert)
@brandonseifert.info
Writer and storyteller based in Portland, Oregon. Wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image Comics), others. Once spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz. A mess, with momentum.
https://brandonseifert.info » https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️
Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
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Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.
Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info
(Art details in alt-text!)
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Writers! Artists! Don't forget to momentarily sit up straight now and then, before inevitably slumping back into your Gnarled Hunchback position!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Writers! Artists! Don't forget to momentarily sit up straight now and then, before inevitably slumping back into your Gnarled Hunchback position!
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PORTLAND: Big sale at Cosmic Monkey Comics @cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social! #pdxcomics
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
PORTLAND: Big sale at Cosmic Monkey Comics @cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social! #pdxcomics
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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this is kind of fun but Phil Knight is almost singlehandedly funding the Oregon republican party
You can play classic Nintendo games on these custom SNES-inspired Nike sneakers
You can play classic Nintendo games on these custom SNES-inspired Nike sneakers
SNES-inspired sneakers that actually play Super Mario World.
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
this is kind of fun but Phil Knight is almost singlehandedly funding the Oregon republican party
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Why do they self report?
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why do they self report?
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
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Is Price Fixing Free Speech
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Is Price Fixing Free Speech
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Poshines in Kenton will be hosting the free Thanksgiving dinners for the community tomorrow, sounds like it won't be at the church there, and it will be to-go meals, due to a fire at the church but they hope to start it up again next year!
www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/11...
www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/11...
Here are places serving free Thanksgiving dinners in the Portland area
“We’re always given challenges and we have to rise to them.”
www.oregonlive.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Poshines in Kenton will be hosting the free Thanksgiving dinners for the community tomorrow, sounds like it won't be at the church there, and it will be to-go meals, due to a fire at the church but they hope to start it up again next year!
www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/11...
www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/11...
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Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.
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The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The elevator at my apartment building has been out for almost three weeks. They *finally* have the parts and are working on it now. No telling if they'll be able to fix it or not.
I can't wait. I live on the sixth floor, and I'm so tired of having to be tactical about when I come and go.
I can't wait. I live on the sixth floor, and I'm so tired of having to be tactical about when I come and go.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The elevator at my apartment building has been out for almost three weeks. They *finally* have the parts and are working on it now. No telling if they'll be able to fix it or not.
I can't wait. I live on the sixth floor, and I'm so tired of having to be tactical about when I come and go.
I can't wait. I live on the sixth floor, and I'm so tired of having to be tactical about when I come and go.
This is a thing that always gets me. How are these things not covered under our usual American freedoms under the Bill of Rights? And if they aren't, what's the point of the Bill of Rights?
People vastly underestimate how important trans* rights are in the contemporary fight for freedom.
If you cannot make your own choices for your body, the name you go by, or even the very clothes that you wear, then you are not, in any sense, meaningfully free.
If you cannot make your own choices for your body, the name you go by, or even the very clothes that you wear, then you are not, in any sense, meaningfully free.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is a thing that always gets me. How are these things not covered under our usual American freedoms under the Bill of Rights? And if they aren't, what's the point of the Bill of Rights?
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i have been thinking of this tumblr post daily since i saw it
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i have been thinking of this tumblr post daily since i saw it
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Ode to Guillermo del Toro’s CRIMSON PEAK. Photographed in my home studio, Los Angeles 2016. Featuring a custom dress handmade by model Samantha Franco.
#horror #photography
#horror #photography
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ode to Guillermo del Toro’s CRIMSON PEAK. Photographed in my home studio, Los Angeles 2016. Featuring a custom dress handmade by model Samantha Franco.
#horror #photography
#horror #photography
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
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Our audience wasn’t on Facebook, so we quit. And you can, too!
Is there a smart way to leave a social media platform? We quit Facebook. Here's a look at our multi-part plan.
For a few months, we'd been thinking about whether or not to continue maintaining Upswept's Facebook page.
#SocialMediaMarketingStrategy
#ExitStrategy
For a few months, we'd been thinking about whether or not to continue maintaining Upswept's Facebook page.
#SocialMediaMarketingStrategy
#ExitStrategy
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Our audience wasn’t on Facebook, so we quit. And you can, too!
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
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I have, in the past, argued that we must respect any being as conscious that can express consciousness, but in that we /know/ that LLMs have no interiority I no longer think that's the case.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have, in the past, argued that we must respect any being as conscious that can express consciousness, but in that we /know/ that LLMs have no interiority I no longer think that's the case.
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ai guys, much like evangelicals, assume we are simply unaware of the arguments of the other side. This is false
Nobody in the world knows the "truth" because it might be unprovable either way, but there are plenty of top AI scientists who have said it might be sentient
Aren't you at least a little bit curious what Geoffrey Hinton sees in these things? He's a mild-mannered man who calmly explains his position
Aren't you at least a little bit curious what Geoffrey Hinton sees in these things? He's a mild-mannered man who calmly explains his position
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
ai guys, much like evangelicals, assume we are simply unaware of the arguments of the other side. This is false
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
Donate - Native Organizers Alliance
Supporting organizing and advocacy initiatives for Indigenous justice.
nativeorganizing.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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A mildly funny two-minute video is generated. Six data centers come online. Forty gallons of drinking water are evaporated. The average temperature of the planet rises almost imperceptibly. Nine unknown species of beetle go extinct
Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A mildly funny two-minute video is generated. Six data centers come online. Forty gallons of drinking water are evaporated. The average temperature of the planet rises almost imperceptibly. Nine unknown species of beetle go extinct
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the merging of capitalism and Christianity leads to utter incoherence
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the merging of capitalism and Christianity leads to utter incoherence