Captain Bionic
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direlog.bsky.social
this reads like fiction that escaped containment, which i sometimes think is a thing that happened to the world
hotoynoodle.bsky.social
Billionaires don't have anyone around to stop them from going full cray.
These men all actually sound like village idiots.

I can't stop laughing at this one and I don't even remember which freak it is.
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benaustwick.bsky.social
Broadstairs, Ramsgate, Margate
ryanbeckwith.bsky.social
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
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waiterich.bsky.social
Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea
Three dudes dressed three very different ways - first in a more conservative suit and tie, second in a short sleeve shirt and hat, third in a pink vest and tie
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benstanley.eu
I too have ideas for essays on the topic of opinions that nobody but I, the author, has ever held.
captainbionic.bsky.social
His noble's point is also on point #iykyk
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Poland shows us that not *everyone* in Europe fucked it badly this year. It's not the most thrilling look but it is clean, well done and interesting. If only the rest of Europe had taken note (and believe me, we're not done on that front yet...)
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
captainbionic.bsky.social
It's such a disaster, I adore it
captainbionic.bsky.social
In the "baby's first court appearance" range, no less
captainbionic.bsky.social
But like. The worst dressed pilot??
captainbionic.bsky.social
I just absolutely love everything about this whole thread
captainbionic.bsky.social
MR GLOBAL this thread and the ones from previous years 🔥🔥🔥
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Poland shows us that not *everyone* in Europe fucked it badly this year. It's not the most thrilling look but it is clean, well done and interesting. If only the rest of Europe had taken note (and believe me, we're not done on that front yet...)
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
her new favorite box has a front porch
Photo of a small wide-eyed black cat with a cardboard box whose top flap folds down flat so she can lie on it
captainbionic.bsky.social
It's this kind of turn of phrase which reminds me why you're an award-winning author
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
captainbionic.bsky.social
Wild Goose? Never not lovely
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi
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wineecon.bsky.social
"No more than a liter of wine a day" - In the early 1950s, when French wine consumption was 140+ liters/capita, France launched the campaign "Santé Sobriété" to limit alcohol consumption. In 1954, Philippe Foré became the chief designer. #WineHistory`