hotoynoodle
banner
hotoynoodle.bsky.social
hotoynoodle
@hotoynoodle.bsky.social
pine baroness
sea witch
canine concierge

doors over the windows so no one can hear you scream.

mother of god.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
who in the everloving fuck would want their face on a wall in a room like this?
He had his own dental clinic - with weird old man masks on the wall.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
if republicans had the economic record of democrats they would never shut up about it. democrats barely mention their job creation record, its like theyre embarrassed by it.
if only there was some way to remind voters of this every time we need a new president? the msm never threads this needle and it makes me so {redacted}
they smash and grab.
In my lifetime every time we’ve had a GOP president we have had an economic slump. Reagan-Bush, Bush II, Trump. And every time we have had a Democrat it’s been economic recovery: Clinton, Obama, Biden.

Every. Time.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
I should call her
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Louie is not a fan of my rowing, prevents her from doing her window guard duty. Socks says its okay tho
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
displeased to report i've stress acne again.
a close up of a person 's hand touching a painting of a face
Alt: a close up of a person 's hand pretending to squeeze a pimple on a face on a video screen
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Day 1378 of Russia’s full scale war against Ukraine..
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
dropping bombs to reassure the gen pop, the government is fine, actually, just fine.
how does this writer tie their shoes with that massively smooth pudding inside their cranium?

massive public service to stop me from even opening the piece, lol.
Lesson 4: If you are peddling the "trust in govt" has dropped because of proceduralism, you either don't understand the study of trust or don't care. It has dropped in all countries and all institutions over the same time period. It is mostly driven by perception of politics not govt services.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
No aesthetic shot because my head is a bit crispy, but I wanted to show you the result! So many little guys ✨️
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
that republican billionaire who won in TN yesterday said his party was just "one flu season away" from losing their majority.

so yeah.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
if only there was some way to remind voters of this every time we need a new president? the msm never threads this needle and it makes me so {redacted}
they smash and grab.
In my lifetime every time we’ve had a GOP president we have had an economic slump. Reagan-Bush, Bush II, Trump. And every time we have had a Democrat it’s been economic recovery: Clinton, Obama, Biden.

Every. Time.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Good morning, NYC. Please join us in doing this.
Have you called your city council member this week to tell them that library funding is a non negotiable priority?

Find your council member and use our script:
nycplan.org/actions/call...

Already called?? Let us know how it went with our quick survey!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
The thing about immigration is that xenophobia and racism are the elite centrist position. Here's a senior fellow at Brookings, spouse of CRFP head Maya MacGuineas, explaining the mere presence of foreigners in Germany is a "problem" that someone must solve with "speed and determination."
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Booth of La Goulue at the Foire du Trone (Dance at the Moulin Rouge)
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I very much like the ring on her index finger but not a fan of that engagement ring
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
However many times Republicans claw through these programs they find there's virtually no fraud.
It's a made-up scare tactic so the hamster wheel of moral judgement keeps spinning instead of taxing the wealthy and giving the rest of us decent lives.
This type of thinking is brain poison and I don’t understand how anyone on the left can be doing it after decades of seeing conservatives weaponize it to harm the vulnerable
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Am not putting on the sound.
Gonna go my whole life not knowing what this ridiculous woman sounds like.
She's a chaos junky. No thanks.
The "How dare you platform her?!" crowd hasn't exactly won the day here.

This is more humiliating than her ex working her over like the fucking Stasi.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is so cool
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Bread king
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Who needs a Big Kitteh today??
*wild flailing*

NEW JAGUAR NEW JAGUAR NEW JAGUAR
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.

It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
Zero because I would rather die than spend any amount of time listening to other people having a conversation that isn't, like, a couple breaking up at the table next to me at dinner
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by hotoynoodle
what news outlets wants to send me to Prospera so I can get scoops, a tan and see the guy with the Tesla key implanted in his hand
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM