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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 3m

This is truly shocking

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 8h

[sigh] ok, fine

Man standing in the mirror wearing jeans and a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 9m

It just goes to show way more than one sucker is born every minute

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 16m

Billionaires don't have anyone around to stop them from going full cray.
These men all actually sound like village idiots.

I can't stop laughing at this one and I don't even remember which freak it is.

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 22m

Dads are still up

Brew™️ @brew.bsky.social · 1h

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 42m

Edited for da spicy meat-a-balls

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 43m

The 1st time must be a SHOCK

OMG

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 45m

Mario, no!

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 47m

What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 53m

What if it's U haul? I mean, the videos are out there...

Raven of @theravenof.bsky.social · 5h

i guess it is
again
a matter of someone having to enforce some rules here

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 58m

Does that guy always watch you eat?

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

Epstein was richer than Trump.
I don't think you understand that Trump always used other people's money. He had gone bankrupt 6 times and was dead broke when he began The Apprentice. After that it was all licensing deals.

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

I had periods on the mirena and it made me want kms.

But no, they know nothing about any of this.

hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

My dog found a stuffed goldfish on our walk earlier and made me carry it home for her.

Black and white trash panda playing with a stuffed goldfish toy while on a pink rug

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 4h

The entire American economy is being held hostage to the whims of a guy who doesn’t understand how the economy works

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

Drawstring pouches but long

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

Night sky is lit

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 1h

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 5h

Too much news all of dumb or bad.

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 2h

Blinky blinky guy meme

Yohannan Ocasio-Cortez Foxx @giovanniann.bsky.social · 2h

Obama, I am Giovanni, I can start managing the GOP with Tulsi Gabbard.

The issue is this: I can make my phone call to those Republican leaders, but I’d rather built my platform through you.

Let me ask you this:

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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 5h

Neat. Just got an email from the Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library announcing that Michael J. Fox is getting their And So It Goes Resilience Award. I've nothing to add other than I adore both people, even though one is no longer above ground (or maybe he is, in an urn somewhere above ground).

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 4h

The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3h

Everyone, I’m just <sniffs> I’m just so proud of us all.

We finally did it.

LibsOfTikTok finally targeted me.

<single tear rolls down cheek>

I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long <unfolds acceptance speech> and first I want to thank everyone who made it possible: Harambe, Kony2012, my fa

A post from failed real estate agent and local ghoul Chaya Raichik aka LibsOfTikTok targeting me. Text of the post reads:

“Leftist CA State Assembly candidate Chris Kluwe, who promotes the harassment of ICE online, was ARRESTED at a Huntington Beach City Council meeting earlier this year.

Chris was protesting a proposed library plaque that featured a phrase similar to ‘Make America Great Again’

Chris called MAGA a ‘Nazi movement’ before leaving the podium and approaching the council member, where he was grabbed by police and carried out.

This unhinged lunatic wants to be an elected official…”

Thanks for the free advertising, Chaya!

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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 3h

Perhaps you also need a weevil in size 13 trainers this evening. 👟👟👟

Nash Turley @nashturley.bsky.social · 1d

Big fan of this weevil's color scheme, pointy snoot, and huge feet!

www.inaturalist.org/observations...

black and yellow weevil on a green leaf with long thin rostrum and very large foot pads

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 2h

Trump is too stupid for all that.

He was raping kids and laundering money.

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