Captain Bionic
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fully bionic | sing John Ball | she/her
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Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?
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A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
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It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
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Festival of the Ass, baby!
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Festival of the Ass, baby!
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We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business
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Oh do fuck off.
CEOs’ stress made worse by laidback colleagues
Chief executives bear the brunt of stress at a time of increasing uncertainty and nearly half fear losing their jobs, research finds
www.thetimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Oh do fuck off.
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This. But also I think a lot of us thought:
"Ha! Once the smart people ("engineers") are in charge things will be better."
Turned out in all instances either:
a) the Musks of this world, who THINK they're smart, will be in charge
b) the engineers are no better.
"Ha! Once the smart people ("engineers") are in charge things will be better."
Turned out in all instances either:
a) the Musks of this world, who THINK they're smart, will be in charge
b) the engineers are no better.
The flaw of Dilbert is that we read it as a commentary on how banal these jobs were, and the kind of inane management for management's sake they produced, and assumed that was the joke. But it seems like Adams thought the joke was, "I, Scott Adams, am uniquely smart enough to recognise this".
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
This. But also I think a lot of us thought:
"Ha! Once the smart people ("engineers") are in charge things will be better."
Turned out in all instances either:
a) the Musks of this world, who THINK they're smart, will be in charge
b) the engineers are no better.
"Ha! Once the smart people ("engineers") are in charge things will be better."
Turned out in all instances either:
a) the Musks of this world, who THINK they're smart, will be in charge
b) the engineers are no better.
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They were actually stuck like this for long enough for me to get out my camera and start recording.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
They were actually stuck like this for long enough for me to get out my camera and start recording.
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Trevor Grimshaw (1947-2001)
House and Factories, 71.
Pencil on paper.
House and Factories, 71.
Pencil on paper.
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Trevor Grimshaw (1947-2001)
House and Factories, 71.
Pencil on paper.
House and Factories, 71.
Pencil on paper.
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Medieval, ass, etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Medieval, ass, etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
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Don't you think the one with the beard looks like Janice.
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Don't you think the one with the beard looks like Janice.
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snow skiing
sit-down restaurant
broadcast television
visible light
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
sit-down restaurant
broadcast television
visible light
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
snow skiing
sit-down restaurant
broadcast television
visible light
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
sit-down restaurant
broadcast television
visible light
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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Saturn devouring his fermented child
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Saturn devouring his fermented child
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New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
Bit bleak out, lads
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Bit bleak out, lads
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Master & Commander is basically a collection of scenes of men being stoically kind to each other.
"Tosh! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."
"Tosh! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Master & Commander is basically a collection of scenes of men being stoically kind to each other.
"Tosh! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."
"Tosh! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."
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The creation of CSAM on X is unrelated to whether children use the site or not. So what Badenoch appears to be arguing is that only adults should be allowed to look at CSAM. She’s also implying that that it’s rather judgy and illiberal of the govt to “not like” a CSAM generator
Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The creation of CSAM on X is unrelated to whether children use the site or not. So what Badenoch appears to be arguing is that only adults should be allowed to look at CSAM. She’s also implying that that it’s rather judgy and illiberal of the govt to “not like” a CSAM generator
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Unrelated posts in perfect harmony
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Unrelated posts in perfect harmony
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Albert Dubout (French, 1905–1976)
"A Cat", 1960
Illustration, Ink, Drawing.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
"A Cat", 1960
Illustration, Ink, Drawing.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Albert Dubout (French, 1905–1976)
"A Cat", 1960
Illustration, Ink, Drawing.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
"A Cat", 1960
Illustration, Ink, Drawing.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
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When you tragically live in a South East Water area (we've been fine so far, home/work/school wise. Many other bits of the city very much have not been)
fucking canterbury
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
When you tragically live in a South East Water area (we've been fine so far, home/work/school wise. Many other bits of the city very much have not been)
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'Escalate,' as in "tensions escalate," comes from the word 'escalator.'
It first appeared in print in 1944.
'Escalator' originated as a trademarked term for the Otis Elevator Company's moving staircase and was demonstrated at the Paris Exposition in 1900.
It first appeared in print in 1944.
'Escalator' originated as a trademarked term for the Otis Elevator Company's moving staircase and was demonstrated at the Paris Exposition in 1900.
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
'Escalate,' as in "tensions escalate," comes from the word 'escalator.'
It first appeared in print in 1944.
'Escalator' originated as a trademarked term for the Otis Elevator Company's moving staircase and was demonstrated at the Paris Exposition in 1900.
It first appeared in print in 1944.
'Escalator' originated as a trademarked term for the Otis Elevator Company's moving staircase and was demonstrated at the Paris Exposition in 1900.
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We used to do real science
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We used to do real science