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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais No, never work, that's what they say Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas No, don't let's stop until it's done https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · Dec 2
Hey, our new site went live today! I'll be writing over here from now on. In the midst of importing my old articles over there, but we'll have new ones out daily.

Follow @mediamagpies.com for updates. And check out

www.mediamagpies.com
Media Magpies
Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
www.mediamagpies.com
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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 4h
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
I mean, I'm not sad for him, I'm sad it happened because you hate to see that shit. But the way CBS Studios handled it suggests they're serious and that it was bad enough that there was zero question. Escorted him off the lot the day they launched the investigation

deadline.com/2025/10/matl...
‘Matlock’s Leah Lewis Breaks Silence Amid David Del Río’s Firing Over Sexual Assault Allegations
Leah Lewis is breaking her silence after her Matlock co-star David del Río was fired from the CBS legal drama for sexual assault.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
Man. I think everyone I know who watches Matlock is in my household, but this is wild. I mean, not just bummer that it happened, but Del Rio and Lewis were basically joint #4 on the call sheet, so firing him so swiftly must mean it's real bad and incontrovertibly so

deadline.com/2025/10/davi...
‘Matlock’ Actor David Del Rio Fired Over Alleged Sexual Assault
Matlock series regular David Del Rio has abruptly exited the hit CBS legal drama over an allegation of sexual assault, Deadline has learned.
deadline.com
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 4h
you know I think I was onto something here
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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · Nov 9
kind of feels like the US was just acquired by a private equity firm
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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 5h
today in "predicted by 30 Rock"
Edie Falco on 30 Rock: I MISSED THE VOTE ON A BILL TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL WHALE TORTURE.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 8h
Incredible that this man thinks he can gaslight us into thinking he couldn’t have stopped the genocide, that he wasn’t a collaborator par excellence.
Blinken: (2/12) First, what changed to make this breakthrough possible? Hamas is finally and fully isolated. Arab states and Turkey have said “enough.” The misery Hamas provoked and would allow to persist has delegitimized it among most Gazans. And Hamas realized that the cavalry (Iran, Hezbollah, the Houthis) are not coming to the rescue. (3/12) Israel has long since achieved its war aims -- destroying Hamas as an organized military force so October 7 can never be repeated and eliminating those responsible for its horrors – but at terrible cost to Palestinian civilians caught in a crossfire they did not start and were powerless to stop. Only the hostages remained. Israelis want them home and the war to end, putting pressure on the Israeli government to take the deal, not move the goalposts.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 6h
For decades lawmakers have funded and outfitted cops with military gear who are trained to unload on anyone for any reason they see fit, and now getting indiscriminately beaten and arrested by them is apparently the only defense from the actual military doing worse.
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 7h
Telling the federal court that IL police can handle Broadview was part of the state's legal strategy against national guard being deployed here.

But it's hard to square that as for the good of protestors or Illinoisans as a whole, when IL police are perfectly willing to drag and beat them anyway.
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 7h
state police continue to push protesters down 25th street. at one point, cops swarmed a group of people and pushed them to the ground.

multiple people arrested.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 7h
Hey, what a surprise, after being repeatedly pressed on what Cait said that was "super-antisemitic," this little wiener blocked me.

Liberal Zionists are a bunch of solipsists who think we should give a fuck about their feelings and their right to misogyny in defense of genocide.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
"super-antisemitic", i'm sure, means "believes Palestinians are human beings and Israel shouldn't be killing children and raiding underwear drawers and celebrating it on social media"

also check out his reply for his version of "told me to kill myself" lmao. bunch of men angry at a vocal woman.
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The Car Chase from Chapell Ronin @jacobian.bsky.social · 7h
More or less anyone who watched it and sides with Sessler can be written off as both genocidal and a danger to women.
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The Car Chase from Chapell Ronin @jacobian.bsky.social · 7h
Sessler went on a like 3 week tirade that was half "Zionists have earned a turn to do genocide and you can't stop us" and half saying sexist shit to any woman who disagreed with him (and, when men disagreed he'd say sexist shit about their moms and wives because he's a nasty little worm)
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
lmao "look how horrible these people are, doing things like 'calling me out for harassing women online' and 'making ridiculous jokes about using magic wishes against me'"

still waiting on an explanation of those "super-antisemitism" allegations, too

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
I swear the only thing I remember from him, other than being incredibly obnoxious, is something about using ChatGPT to generate his responses in arguments with people
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 8h
I have never once interacted with this man but he has me blocked. Which is extra funny cause he posts shit like this where he says blocking him is bad
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
like i'm very funny but i also post a lot of bullshit so i do not have a high batting average. so many of Jesse's posts are great jokes that seemingly nobody else thought of
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 9h
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
I don't know how Jesse doesn't have more followers, his poster batting average is incredible
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 8h
🎶Guys you know you'd better — watch out
Some girls, some girls are only about —
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 13h
people seem to like this kind of messaging better than when Pete Buttigieg is like “some parents believe the plot of Juwanna Mann is real and happening in high schools — and these people are right to be concerned!”
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 18h
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 8h
🎶Guys you know you'd better — watch out
Some girls, some girls are only about —
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Dan Pasternack @danpasternack.bsky.social · 15h
October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.
Dr. Demento
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Bunt Gunderson: Stock Market Expert @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 8h
Use coupon code RECESSION50 for half off new memberships at Patreon.com/KillTheComputer if your ideological persuasion is completely irrelevant in the lived reality of our shared collective experience
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 8h
Guys why have I been nauseous for 2 days 15 44 山 ... Disco Brian Davis @discobriandavis.bsky.social Follow Wait til u find out what a disreputable abusive pos fraud the founding father of communism was, comrade. Try logging
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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 9h
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
the way people like this would rather invent psychologies for their imaginary online enemies, than go outside or do anything useful or just experience joy. and for what? to defend an opposition party that's doing nothing about a Nazi dictator consolidating power?
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 8h
"super-antisemitic", i'm sure, means "believes Palestinians are human beings and Israel shouldn't be killing children and raiding underwear drawers and celebrating it on social media"

also check out his reply for his version of "told me to kill myself" lmao. bunch of men angry at a vocal woman.
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