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surasshu @surasshu.com · 7m

they are so incapable of seizing the moment that they didnt even notice clippy is making a huge comeback. now, to be fair, if they DID bring back clippy we wouldnt go for it anyway i imagine... but still, you'd think they'd try to score some cheap points, but instead: this!

The Verge @theverge.com · 2h

Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy

Copilot now has its own virtual character for its voice mode.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2h

Amazon’s ability to absorb CO2 is collapsing just as methane release disaster spirals in Siberia. You can bet your bottom dollar the consensus climate models were not built for this. The speed of this change is harshly downplayed by media.

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 1h

I’m a little skeptical about how well this strategy works because the sellers have no idea why you’re choosing not to buy and frequently take the wrong lesson.

A decrease in sales immediately following an increase in price is probably the scenario where it’s easiest to figure out though.

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah Sonic’s whole deal is fighting robots, wtf

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 2h

From what I can tell this is the same as the Deluxe edition that is currently $90 on PS5?

Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 10h

You absolut vodka

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 10h

Luke: If there's a bright center of the universe you're on the planet that is farthest from

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Richard K @rkemb.bsky.social · 11h

So... a relative worked as Quartermaster on a military base during WWII. All kinds of sly things going on with supplies, but the one that stands out was that they got a lot of tinned American cheese that absolutely no-one wanted to eat. /1

𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 grace @acab4cutie.top · 11h

i NEED to know the backstory here

r/UnethicalLifeProTips
u/occasionallyvertical • 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt
It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate.
The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you.

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r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
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ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.

r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup?
r/AskChemistry 1d
Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace?
r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time?
If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt?
Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you.
r/askanything 1d
Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them?
Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud.

r/ask 1d
What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down?
It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible.
Thank you

r/heavyequipment 1d
Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13h

rich people telling you it's fine, it's fun, it's essential for productivity, all while a percentage of users go medically insane. more and more, i am convinced that genAi is our decade's cocaine

Zoë Schiffer @zoeschiffer.bsky.social · 20h

The Federal Trade Commission received 200 complaints mentioning ChatGPT between November 2022 and August 2025. Several attributed delusions, paranoia, and spiritual crises to the chatbot: www.wired.com/story/ftc-co...

People Who Say They’re Experiencing AI Psychosis Beg the FTC for Help

The Federal Trade Commission received 200 complaints mentioning ChatGPT between November 2022 and August 2025. Several attributed delusions, paranoia, and spiritual crises to the chatbot.

www.wired.com

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Salmon Toro&Tenmi🍉 @salmontoro.bsky.social · 10h

Tho, to be fair about LRT, as much as I love the rendering tech, the whole premise will definitely make any SEAsian’s eyes roll like a gator in death spin.

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Salmon Toro&Tenmi🍉 @salmontoro.bsky.social · 10h

One of the most amazing feats of dithering in rendering ever.
Definitely will be watching this.

Lucas Pope @dukope.bsky.social · 2d

"Return of the Obra Dinn" is seven years old this week.

For this not-particularly-special anniversary, here's a re-cammed and narrated timelapse of (nearly) all character creation, object modeling, scene posing, and general 3D work for Obra Dinn from 2015 to 2018:

youtu.be/90vqCKEEj3s

Return of the Obra Dinn - Narrated Modeling Mega Timelapse

YouTube video by Lucas Pope

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13h

You know, whatever else there is to say about DC comics firing me, I have to say it felt deeply satisfying to tell a suit, "I get it, it's important to keep the faceless mob of Nazis happy"

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 15h

Evil Mr. Tumnus

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 13h

When I graduated college I said “I’ll consider game dev but only when the game industry job market improves” and it’s been 20 years

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 13h

I just checked the map and the ten closest cameras to me are all in Home Depot parking lots

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 14h

“Oh yeah, would a king do this?!”

[starts construction on a golden palace]

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Democracy Action Network @democracyactionnet.bsky.social · 15h

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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 14h

“Oh yeah, would a king do this?!”

[starts construction on a golden palace]

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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 16h

Project Gutenberg is one of those places that exemplifies what the internet was initially all about: studying, preserving, and celebrating the arts, especially the written word, and Greg Newby was a huge part of that.

Thank you, Greg, and rest well.

Internet Archive @archive.org · 23h

We are deeply saddened by the loss of Greg Newby, who led Project Gutenberg ( @gutenberg.org ) with passion and purpose. Greg’s belief in free and open access to knowledge continues to inspire us and so many others working to preserve our shared culture online. gutenberg.org/about/newby....