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Charlotte Moore-Lambert

@charlottereads.com

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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · Nov 15

hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram

a tweet from me, dated December 21, 2018:

“yes but WHERE on Eileen”

a tweet from me:

<the domestication of dogs>
wolf: I’m gonna eat your babies
human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter
wolf: ……..I’m listening

a tweet from me:

me: I’m hungry
fridge: great news, I’m full of foods you selected
me: no, not like that

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h

this is me unwilling to watch any movie in which a dog is frightened, because im not certain they know they’re actors

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Is magic bad for dog?
I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?
Answer
Save

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 3h

weirdly, she has not blocked me yet, so I get to look at her replies and she is like a walking intestinal cramp

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 6h

I could tell this was AI right from the get-go but it’s like with the Terminators — every generation makes it harder and harder to tell. And that’s scary.

"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 10h

Timeline cleanse!

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 4h

you are absolutely noticed, friend. and I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 4h

my parents are 76 and still pretty spry, I am VERY not trying to hear this 😭

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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 6h

Like, sorry to folks who believe you should never criticize a politician you think does some good sometimes, but if they're in charge of the guys wearing brown shirts clubbing people with giant wooden bats and they're not putting a stop to it, they're doing something wrong.

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 7h

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 6h

Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

especially when being a communist rules

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

OP straight-up unfollowed @unraveledpress.com because it showed video of Illinois state cops assaulting citizens and I guess that could make one experience some uncomfy feelings about the boss of the cops

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 5h

Pritzker’s goons shutting down protests at ICE Detention Center in Broadview.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 8h

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

she seems very stable

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

criticizing someone is the same as demonizing them. also you can only do it to really bad guys, whose feelings will be hurt by it, and who will think about their actions

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

when someone doesn’t want the governor to call the cops on his citizens, that’s a purity test, too me

I am ANTIFA @leekottner.bsky.social · 5h

We could also stop demonizing people who are, in fact, standing up to fascists even if they don't do it in the way we personally think they ought to. Purity tests like this only cause division and we can't afford that right now. Stop expecting perfection.

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

no you need to understand, billionaires are good and communists are the problem

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

criticizing people you want to succeed is good, actually

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

right, sorry, I’m the unhinged one. carry on

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

“the leftists are just making shit up now”
“wait so who is the boss of the state police we saw in that video?”
“SHUT UP RED SOCIALIST COMMIE STALIN LIKER”

Kelly didn’t like being asked who the top cop of Illinois is

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

when you’re not crashing out

Kelly Jelly 🪼 @kellybdevoe.bsky.social · 5h

I know it makes you feel more powerful than you are. You’re just a basement dork

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

hey that’s really uncalled for. there’s another 401,000 on tiktok

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

JB’s not gonna fuck you, babe

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

lmao

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

“don’t worship politicians like superheroes coming to save you with memes and good speeches” definitely means the same thing as “they never did anything good, throw them away,” for sure

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

sorry, who’s the ultimate authority of state police again?

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 5h

yeah you’re right, not deploying the police on your own citizens is way too high a bar to clear, that’s a purity test

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