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Chinny Honk

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Lead singer of My Spastic Colon. Check out our new album 'Courtesy Flush' - in stores now.

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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 1h

People who have received life-saving surgery in this country should consider whether the surgeon would have passed A level English.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 3h

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

www.independent.co.uk

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 1h

Before anything else is established here, the first thing we are told is that this man came to the UK on a small boat.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Man jailed for five years for threatening to kill Nigel Farage on TikTok

The Reform UK leader has described the threats made in a TikTok video as

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 1h

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 1h

Sweet Jesus Christ - there's someone badly in need of imposter syndrome.

Long Covid Kids @longcovidkids.bsky.social · 3h

Clair Dobbin KC
Q - Is that answer suggesting you needed permission to think from Downing Street?

#Education #10DowningStreet #COVIDInquiry

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 7h

Post you from a different era

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 8h

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 11h

In a world full of embarrassing shit, this is the most embarrassing thing I've seen.

Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 2d

I'm LIVE on Twitch: twitch.tv/donlemon

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Brendan May @brendanmay.bsky.social · 1d

The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 19h

The Catcher in the Rye is about a teenager struggling with the grief of losing his younger brother to cancer and it's strongly hinted that the narrator has been a victim of childhood molestation or worse and everyone who takes that story and turns it into "rich kid won't stop whining" is illiterate.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 18h

Just realised who Woltemade reminds me of.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 18h

You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom
The tiger in your tank or the giant in your toilet bowl

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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 1d

Stay Strong !!!
The People are the Power

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19h

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 19h

Oh my God. Double Aromat. Goblet of blood. Knife.

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 20h

Drop something CREEPY 😬🖤😱

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dead horse @hooved-mammal.bsky.social · 20h

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 19h

Victoria Coren Mitchell just got a red card for gobbing at Rudi Voller.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 19h

This is best episode of Only Connect I've ever seen.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 19h

This is best episode of Only Connect I've ever seen.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 19h

An inner monologue can get fucking tiresome.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h

Mind Your Language (LWT, 1977)

Ross King (I think), dressed (I think) as a Thunderbirds puppet.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 20h

Not sure what the 70s equivalent of a YouTube influencer is. The Shake n'Vac woman?

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 20h

The German anthem is an absolute banger.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 20h

Yes, very good options. Or Frank Muir.

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 20h

That's a good shout. I'd select Larry Grayson and Noele Gordon for the Alan Carr/Paloma Faith slot.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 21h

Curry & Chips (LWT, 1969)

Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 21h

That's weird, I've been thinking all week about how Willie Rushton would be absolutely perfect for our 70s version of Celebrity Traitors.

ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 21h

People getting excited over Celebrity Traitors? People have such low expectations these days. Give them this instead!