Minmax MacAllister
@chunkyle.bsky.social
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Former prolific reply fella. Wanted for crimes against anxiety and procrastination. Hiding out in Minneapolis. Warrior in the fight against B2B SaaS.
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chunkyle.bsky.social
As a disgusting wretch making up the true scum of the earth, a reply guy, I never had a signature pinned tweet. That’s all going to change forever now…
chunkyle.bsky.social
Pouring out some deliciously chilled red wine over ice for the talented Diane Keaton this wknd
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veryimportant.lawyer
If anyone to the left of Richard Nixon was behaving like this administration in any other natural resource-rich country the CIA would have overthrown it five times by now
aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
chunkyle.bsky.social
The climactic scene in Den of Thieves is truly a masterpiece of the unique 21st century American hell. incredible movie
chunkyle.bsky.social
Introducing elements external to the system crew creates uncertainty and risk that aren’t already accounted for
chunkyle.bsky.social
Uhhhh this is fuckin crazy shit
luckytran.com
They have fired the staff of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report and 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers, who are disease detectives that respond to outbreaks around the world.

I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous it is to dismantle our disease surveillance infrastructure.
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luckytran.com
They have fired the staff of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report and 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers, who are disease detectives that respond to outbreaks around the world.

I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous it is to dismantle our disease surveillance infrastructure.
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viamarsala18.bsky.social
THIS ALERT IS OVER

I HAVE MORE TO REPORT BUT IT IS OVER.

I have reason to believe they are going elsewhere in MPLS but there is a car following them with bullhorns

Two unmarked SUVs, two unmarked chargers, AND TWO MPD SQUADS
viamarsala18.bsky.social
🚨 ICE IN HOLLAND NEIGHBORHOOD 🚨 26th and Howard COME NOW
chunkyle.bsky.social
There will be an election in 2026! it will be lacking two key four letter f-words many have historically associated with US elections (Far from the first time)
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helldude.bsky.social
these people are stealing from you and laughing at you
chunkyle.bsky.social
Free Blorbo (by violently smashing it)
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brendelbored.bsky.social
They should give the peace prize to JD Vance just because that would be a funny dynamic
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internethippo.bsky.social
My trusted advisor has been emerging from the shadows a lot lately, wonder what that's about
chunkyle.bsky.social
My HBO subscription ends tomorrow and I have just 2 words for the tl: Usury and onanism
chunkyle.bsky.social
us government directly purchased clothes I was going to fit into when I got back in shape, I’m financially solvent again
chunkyle.bsky.social
Im willing to consult on the ad campaign for the expanded inventory…pro bono.

The ads practically write themselves! “More Bones than you can Shake a Stick at!”
chunkyle.bsky.social
Passing a new law that puts a histogram titled “Money from Shitty Slumlords next to every section of our ballots for local elections
chunkyle.bsky.social
Respect on maintaining some Good Screen portfolio diversification. Both the switch and the phone are Bad Screen for me; TV is holding on and I’m thinking about getting one of those word processor rigs that just lets you type distraction free or whatever
chunkyle.bsky.social
i love when fetterman shows up on the tl because I remember to go listen to the rxknephew masterpiece
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michaelforparks.bsky.social
We won our court case because renters should always be included in the democratic stewardship of our parks!
robin4mpls.bsky.social
We won!

Following three weeks of legal proceedings and over five hours in court, the judge found Wayzata-based Minneapolis landlord John Wall in violation of the law on three counts, resulting in a $1,450 fine.
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taylordahlin.com
landlord john wall, minnetonka resident who caucuses and votes in ward 2 minneapolis and held a role on credentials committee that ousted the 80+ robin wonsley supporting delegates at the convention, found in violation of renters' rights voting law and fined

taylordahlin.com/f/landlord-j...
Landlord John Wall Found in Violation of Voter Rights Law
This morning, the Minnesota Court of Administrative Hearings found landlord John Wall of the Wall Companies in violation of Minnesota Stat. § 211B.20 on 3 occasions, assigning a penalty of $1,450, for...
taylordahlin.com
chunkyle.bsky.social
We’ve lost so much history
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
This is not only amazingly racist but deeply anti-Christian. Fuck this shit.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
chunkyle.bsky.social
Waymo might create better safety outcomes in discrete situations. Unfortunately it’s part of tech Capital‘s plan to turn the global proletariat into Soylent green. its devaluing humanity and arbitraging the hard-fought labor victories won by drivers in our state.