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scorpy 💿 @socpens.com · 4h

movies are too easy to watch rn bring me back to only being able to watch norbit on hd dvd because thats all i had

Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 5h

Have you had any applications that have the dominos pizza tracker for how far along your process is? I think it’s a system maybe invented by the devil.

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 9h

I can't wait to see the new framebreak car- oh it's dm and blue eyes, it's gonna be dm and blue eyes isn't it

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13d

Cohen is a Ghost
@skullmandible.bsky.social
WARNING: This user regularly references
TV Tropes. Are you sure you want to read their takes on narrative?

[NO]
[GOOD GOD, NO]
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 19h

You need to bring “I accused my gf of being 5 rats“ to the podcast

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 21h

My biggest Deltarune wish is that in a later chapter it's revealed that Kris is not adopted

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 22h

this is legitimately like in all time instant classic play in the sport right? like this is insane.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22h

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 22h

Dude I can't have SHIT in this life not even a toy

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but dr pepper is better

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

what soda was it over?

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 1d

Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

WOTC

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

I actually liked the book Jack Torrance had been writing out at the Overlook Hotel. I thought it was pretty neat

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing pisses me off more than finding a youtube channel about topics i'm interested in and really good thumbnails, but the style or the way the person presents it, so every time i see one of their videos I get excited only to click it and realize it's unwatchable.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Sep 4

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

I will take the bold stance at the current discourse and say that actually Edison is a bad format and I don’t care that Konami killed it. If you’re that upset about it you can just go back to it being a fan run format instead.

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Norm Macdonald stunting on Bret Easton Ellis

Brett Easton Ellis saying Alice Munro is
overrated=Beatlemania saying The Beatles is overrated.
Not only can he not write, he can't read.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 15, 2013
It is interesting to see Alice Munro, the writer's writer, criticized by @BretEastonEllis, the talentless hack's talentless hack.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
I notice @BretEastonEllis describes himself as a writer in his twitter account. More of his brilliant satire.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
Alice Munro is to literature what Lee lacocca is to automaking. @BretEastonEllis is to literature what Lee Iacocca is to literature.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
@BretEastonEllis, a man who scribbles graffiti for a living has the temerity to call the greatest writer alive, overrated.
Unacceptable.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know which part of this story is sadder

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 1d

they literally already have him

Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 2d

try making a homestar runner reference to lure them out

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 2d

Ah crap I just remembered I left my bomb that's set to blow up my entire house on 🤦‍♂️

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 2d

There are weird serendiptious moments in life. Over the course of like 2 days i've seen 3 completely different and unrelated conversations about welding shelves into your walls to prevent them from falling over, after maybe in my entire life only seeing that as a topic of conversation maybe 2 times.

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siberian @siberianrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

Historical Fujos: Socrates having argument in the agora about who tops between Achilles and Patroclus

Historical Powerscalers: The authors of Deuteronomy being unable to go three chapters without reminding everyone else that Yahweh no diffs every other God

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