Cjelex
cjelex.bsky.social
Cjelex
@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
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me making poop
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is there an origin for why skeletons are almost always Archers in video games?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I get just past the line of scrimmage before I cramp up and fumble the ball, the Steelers score and somehow I go on IR. Several people send my family death threats for ruining their parlay
How many yards could you get
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Game: NintenGods
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: roborob
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think that we need to add a new scary month. It sucks that we only have one scary month each year
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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girl who only reads fencing manuals being bested in a duel by a girl who only reads yuri.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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you'll see things that'll move you to tears, on line
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
YouTube video titled ”Most Messed Up Horror Game You’ve Never played” and the videos about Silent Hill 2
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Polymarket is letting you bet on if you think Santa shows up at the end of the Macy’s Parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from America’s favorite Oscar winner
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OH FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT
TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST
TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST
TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thing only I could possibly care about, you used to be able to speedup some youtube shorts by holding down click while watching them to set them to 2x speed, but a new AI update makes it that if you hold down click on the video it'll show you an AI overview and blocks out part of the short feed
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_53@21-03-2018_15-10-18.jpg
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Is it really that, time, again?

It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Did they ever unseal the Amelia Earhart stuff?
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM