CJ Lemire
@cjlemire.com
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Leftish ex-Londoner. Current Masshole. Associate member of Romancelandia. Red Sox fan. Remoaner. He/him
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The idea that Newsom could be president doesn't survive contact with actual California residents. If the people who know him best wouldn't vote for him, his campaign is kinda fucked.
alexarrelia.bsky.social
Not to ruin anyone’s day, but if you take even a cursory glance at Gavin Newsom’s early life and privileges, and at the ways he made his money and his family connections to other prominent hated Democrats, the idea that he’s going to win over middle America is laughable. Completely ridiculous.
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My kingdom for one of these fuckers sitting for a long form interview with a Mehdi Hassan or Jonathan Swan. Somebody who will not let their bullshit slide.
prchovanec.bsky.social
It's amazing how public officials who willingly go on TV to talk about these issues can claim ignorance about the very things they've come on to talk about, and it's treated like a legitimate answer.
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Jim Jordan after he's played clips from videos of ICE brutalizing people, including American citizens: "I don't know the specifics of those examples you gave. What I do know is these ICE agents are under tremendous pressure ... I think they're doing a good job."
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Ooh, like that sign on the Pike commemorating that the next place I-90 gets up to that elevation is in Oacoma, SD?

(I've been on I-90 eastbound in Oacoma, SD. They make no mention of Massachusetts.)
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Let's start by taking back both chambers of Congress. That gets us one. Then we can start chipping away at court reform.
nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
No institutional design can overcome a lawbreaking president, a Congress defending lawbreaking and forfeiting its own power, a Supreme Court that pretends legal text doesn’t count to facilitate lawbreaking, and a citizenry that votes for all that.
Need at least one that wants rule of law. Maybe two.
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Which brings us right back to "every MAGA accusation is a confession".
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News agencies will absolutely not do this.

But good on Pope Leo for calling them out.
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Pope Leo quotes Hannah Arendt:

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pope Leo calls for news agencies to stand as bulwark against "post-truths," lies and manipulation
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the "ancient art of lying" and manipulation.
www.cbsnews.com
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”
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That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
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Yes. This.

Calling out their hypocrisy doesn't work because they don't care. A fair playing field isn't their goal. What they're trying to do is assert dominance. "One rule for thee, another for me. Watcha gonna do about it?"

Punch the fuckers in the nose.
joshuaerlich.bsky.social
this isn’t a criticism bc I agree with Greg but I feel like we need a new terminology for this. it’s not really hypocrisy or bad faith. they’re engaged in a project that doesn’t value those concepts.

it’s a fundamentally irrational ideology based on overt displays of power and loyalty tests.
aselrod.bsky.social
“the conventions of political reporting today are poorly suited to capturing this naked use of sheer pretexts and the bottomless bad faith they rely upon.”
@gregsargent.bsky.social is absolutely right. Big, legacy media has got to catch up to reality.
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From the geniuses who brought us Four Seasons Total Landscaping
kleinman.bsky.social
Morbidly funny because it's cut off from the rest of the city by the interstate. You're calling in the national guard to defend the world's biggest highway rest stop.
lethalityjane.bsky.social
We're sending squad-sized elements to secure the Bass Pro Shop
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You know what? I'll take it.
mollyknight.bsky.social
Ok I have been informed that this woman did not suddenly grow a conscience.

She just hates Speaker Mike Johnson perhaps more than any of us hate Trump and delights in ratf—ng him.

Bless.
ofthebraveusa.bsky.social
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I've been in the Capitol, and there's two things I couldn't find this week: I couldn't find anywhere the Epstein files and also couldn't find the Republican plan to fix the absolutely destroyed health insurance industry."
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Literally the only thing I remember about that movie is the blowjob/hacking scene.
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They might have at one point? 30STM fandom was a real thing. But the dude burnt those bridges eons ago.
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“Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis?”

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."
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jonathanbernstein.bsky.social
Gosh this sounds sort of like what would happen if key administration figures starting with the President of the United States were totally clueless morons who had no idea what they were doing.
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Now that's what I call a spice cake!

(is good)
A slice of cake on a plate, with a fork.
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lol okay russ

this is going to be incredible and the likelihood a bunch of people not only do big boy crimes but irrevocably Break Something continues to increase
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That's what I said!
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🎼 🎶 Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses 🎵
dieworkwear.bsky.social
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
 why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
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there’s also a non-zero possibility that trump is making promises about paying them that he literally can’t deliver
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The sprinkles on top of the assembled and decorated cake are tiny gingerbread men!
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- Instead of molasses I added 1tbsp of maple syrup. The real stuff, not Mrs Butterworth's.

- In both the cake and the frosting I substituted maple extract for vanilla extract, in the same amounts.