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Clubfoot Dance Club

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Mediocre guy living in a really Great Basin. Dad jokes. Limerick pest. Hyphen-dependent. Married up, per my wife.

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · Sep 9

Fixed it
“Root Causes of Infertility Limerick Competition”

By half is our sperm count now cut,
Making harder a successful rut.
So to recharge our plonkers,
Health advice that’s just bonkers,
From a gravelly leather-faced nut.

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 6h

“Joy is the good carbs that help people stick around and endure” is such a good line

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 22h

On Thursday, federal agents assembled on the US Coast Guard Base in Alameda for Trump’s now-cancelled anti-immigration surge.

From sunrise to sunset, hundreds of protesters across the Bay Area mobilized to protect their communities. We spoke to organizers in Oakland about the ways they push back.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 8h

This is the most heartwarming thing you will read all day.

"My father was
a
potato
farmer. My
mother was a
potato. Say
what you will,
but love always
wins."

OLLY
LM A

-Channing Tatum

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry, the Marxism thing was a joke. I’ve a weird sense of humour.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14h

Happy World Pasta Day to all those who celebrate.

Remembrance of Things Pasta

She blew her fusilli,
my pretty penne,
when she found me watching
daytime tagliatelle.

Je ne spaghetti rien,
I responded in song,
but she did not linguini
for long,

just walked out
without further retort:
a hard lesson to be tortellini,
orzo I thought.

And so here I am,
on my macaroni,
and now my days feel
cannelloni.

Brian Bilston

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Tom Sutcliffe @tds153.bsky.social · 12h

From Salman Rushdie’s latest.

About Francisco VII of Spain.

And nobody else. Obviously.

There were jesters-in-reverse whose job was not to make the king laugh or to tell him uncomfortable truths but to laugh uncontrollably at the king's humorless witticisms and listen to and applaud his barefaced lies. There were members of criminal gangs whom the king had placed in charge of the police force. There were crooked lawyers, crooked judges, crooked legal clerks, all there to make sure that the laws of the land would crumble and fail beneath the stamping foot of the king who had placed himself above the law. There were grandees bearing sacks of gold with which to bribe the king's inner cir-cle, and bigger sacks of gold to bribe the king himself. There were, above all the other courtiers, powerful choruses of reality twisters, mirrors and clones of the king who had lost all understanding of what was real and what was not, whose job it was to praise the monarch for his triumphs

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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 12h

This held up like a pail of warm buttermilk in July...

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 12h

In support of Larry and in memory of Mr Kirk..

An unlikely messiah named Charlie
Took a deer-rifle wound that was gnarly
Field-dressed as one should
Tagged and strapped to the hood
Never more on a campus to parley

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 12h

Also, your life in Spain sounds ☑️pretty darn good.

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 12h

I can tell by the way you spell “realise” that you are obviously a Marxist. But, no, in answer to your question, many Americans don’t know very much to start with, let alone that there are dozens of countries with much better healthcare systems and higher standard of living.

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Beth @bethomas.bsky.social · 13h

Does the average American (not the well educated and travelled) even realise that in most civilised countries healthcare is organised differently, mainly through taxes, and is either free or low cost at point of use? I mean do they accept their system because they don’t realise there are options?

OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 13h

Well done MAGA voters!!

Ya happy now?

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h

Seems like an important detail

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abdohassan.bsky.social @abdohassan.bsky.social · 13h

These are the Zionist gangs that killed and burned Palestinian villages in 1948. These gangs were led by Ben Gurion, Yitzhak Shamir, Peres, and others who held the position of Prime Minister in Israel.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 1d

Brb just gonna throw our pens in the canal

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 1d

When Darwin Nunez left the Premier League we were bereft. He was easily the funnest guy to draw in the whole league, a manic embodiment of himbo golden retriever energy. Best of all though, he had a brilliant face.

Anyway, it’s early days, but I think we’ve found our new muse

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 1d

NEWCASTLE UNITED fans we have done some new drawings of your heroes and it hasn’t gone at all well 🖤

noscoredraws.com/collections/...

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Color of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 14h

The color of the sky in Seattle is davy's grey #555b5f

2025-10-25 00:55:00 #555b5f davy's grey | [#555b5f - 61%] [#4f5958 - 29%] [#747270 - 5%] [#757274 - 3%] [#998e83 - 2%]

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 14h

scheduled post

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Marcia on Maui @alohahana.bsky.social · 18h

This pardon happened in 2025 but first I heard. Donald is insane

Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 18h

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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 18h

“Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit. It’s totally funded by payroll tax levied on employer/employee. If you reduce the outgo of Social Security, that money would not …reduce the deficit…Social Security has nothing to do with balancing a budget or lowering the deficit.”
~Ronald Reagan

A close-up color photo of Ronald Reagan, accompanied by this text:

“Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit. It’s totally funded by payroll tax levied on employer/employee. If you reduce the outgo of Social Security, that money would not …reduce the deficit…Social Security has nothing to do with balancing a budget or lowering the deficit.”
~Ronald Reagan (1984)

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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 2d

I think I figured it out. Trump is so illiterate that he doesn’t know there are two words, peace and piece. He has no conception of the word “peace”. When he hears it, he thinks “piece”… as in he’s getting a “piece”. He wants a “piece prize” because he always takes the biggest piece.

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t. I think it’s an anti-semantic rant by a homophonophobe. I’ve a mind to bloc him.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 21h

Thank you, Chicago.

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Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 1d

Hot off the press at Vaccine, the former (competent) ACIP used a standardized tool for evaluating vaccine advisory committee performance to deliver a solid evidence-based ass-whupping on the quacks that RFK, Jr replaced them with.

I'll briefly explain why 🧵
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Science for vaccine policy: Independent review of the September 2025 ACIP processes, deliberations and votes

Since 1964, the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) has shaped US vaccine policy but recently underwent significant structural and pro…

www.sciencedirect.com

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 15h

Awww

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 15h

scheduled Caturday post

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