C🎃lin
@colin1.bsky.social
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Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
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colin1.bsky.social
I did not make it to the end of the game. Sleep called and I answered. I have no regrets
colin1.bsky.social
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
colin1.bsky.social
I demand a run be scored
colin1.bsky.social
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
colin1.bsky.social
Don’t they know it’s past my bedtime
colin1.bsky.social
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
colin1.bsky.social
based on an ecg lmao
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
colin1.bsky.social
It is such a slog
colin1.bsky.social
That was an absolutely BRUTAL way to go out
colin1.bsky.social
Going to take the second Geese reference I’ve seen in 30min as an opportunity to repost this yet again
colin1.bsky.social
Only three things are inevitable in life
Artist: Geese
Album: Getting Killed
Track: Taxes
colin1.bsky.social
Arc De Soleil

Chaparelle

Natalie Bergman
colin1.bsky.social
colin1.bsky.social
Only three things are inevitable in life
Artist: Geese
Album: Getting Killed
Track: Taxes
colin1.bsky.social
On one hand, compassion fatigue is a real thing that can happen to healthcare providers. On the other hand, “getting tired of looking at homeless people” is Not It, and actually manages to be offensive to the unhoused AND healthcare workers
colin1.bsky.social
Or, you know, since ACL last year
colin1.bsky.social
“Do you thinking holding elected officials who should have done more to prevent the current state of things to account is a good use of your platform right now?”

is just a wild question to ask
colin1.bsky.social
Quick overnight trip to a friend’s house. I’m ready to leave but someone with a Tesla is parked behind me. And they can’t turn the car on because their phone died so we’re waiting on it to charge. Cool car
colin1.bsky.social
Had to get a prescription sent for it (thanks a lot assholes), but I successfully got my Covid shot!
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magpie.tips
rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
tomwalker.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
colin1.bsky.social
My health sciences center, a satellite campus of a large state school, with a student body of >3000 undergrads, grad students, & GME is so disorganized.

3wks ago the sent an email about flu shots & set a 9/30 deadline. 3 days later they announced flu shot clinic dates, with half of them AFTER 9/30
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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...
Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
www.youtube.com
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I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news
colin1.bsky.social
This reminds me:

Jeep was my first dream car when I was a kid. Always thought they were so cool. Then I grew up and learned about Jeep People. And my desire to get one plummeted. Like why do you have 50 rubber ducks on your dashboard? You know that’s dumb right?
mementomorty.bsky.social
Cool Confederate flag on your Jeep, bro. Did you know you're in Ohio.
colin1.bsky.social
This shit is the bomb
Chamois butt’r
colin1.bsky.social
I got those cycling quads, dawg