C🦃lin
@colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
I feel bad that Skee-Lo is self conscious about people laughing at him for driving a hatchback but it’s a skill issue. Station wagons rule, you just gotta own that shit and say f the haters
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I feel bad that Skee-Lo is self conscious about people laughing at him for driving a hatchback but it’s a skill issue. Station wagons rule, you just gotta own that shit and say f the haters
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They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
I have finished this paper, and thus my semester, and now have nothing but clinical between now and January 🧘♂️
It’s very annoying how many of my graduate school classmates openly use ChatGPT to help them with papers and I’m over here trying really hard not to plagiarize MYSELF from a paper I wrote earlier this semester
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have finished this paper, and thus my semester, and now have nothing but clinical between now and January 🧘♂️
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I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave
I think college football conferences should be based on geographic region again
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I think college football conferences should be based on geographic region again
wtf appletv why are you forcing an update without asking me in the middle of the damn day
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
wtf appletv why are you forcing an update without asking me in the middle of the damn day
What is the point of expiration dates on mustard?
I don’t think I’ve ever used an entire bottle before the date
And I don’t think I’ve ever tasted one well past the date that had turned bad
I don’t think I’ve ever used an entire bottle before the date
And I don’t think I’ve ever tasted one well past the date that had turned bad
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What is the point of expiration dates on mustard?
I don’t think I’ve ever used an entire bottle before the date
And I don’t think I’ve ever tasted one well past the date that had turned bad
I don’t think I’ve ever used an entire bottle before the date
And I don’t think I’ve ever tasted one well past the date that had turned bad
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Well there goes that idea
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well there goes that idea
Well there goes that idea
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well there goes that idea
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"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
It’s very annoying how many of my graduate school classmates openly use ChatGPT to help them with papers and I’m over here trying really hard not to plagiarize MYSELF from a paper I wrote earlier this semester
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s very annoying how many of my graduate school classmates openly use ChatGPT to help them with papers and I’m over here trying really hard not to plagiarize MYSELF from a paper I wrote earlier this semester
These are VERY blue cheesy, but kind of delicious
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These are VERY blue cheesy, but kind of delicious
🎼 as we go on
We remember 🎶
🎵 all the times we
Had together 🎶
We remember 🎶
🎵 all the times we
Had together 🎶
“I don't care when the Senate passes the House Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don't want Republicans to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we've had…”
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🎼 as we go on
We remember 🎶
🎵 all the times we
Had together 🎶
We remember 🎶
🎵 all the times we
Had together 🎶
I love getting off shift at 11pm only to have an Amazon delivery come to the door at 5am where the driver slams the gate causing my dog to (rightfully) bark like a ferocious guard dog jolting me awake especially when the package is intended for my neighbor
Good morning
Good morning
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love getting off shift at 11pm only to have an Amazon delivery come to the door at 5am where the driver slams the gate causing my dog to (rightfully) bark like a ferocious guard dog jolting me awake especially when the package is intended for my neighbor
Good morning
Good morning
Texas has as many penalties as it has third down conversions and first downs combined
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Texas has as many penalties as it has third down conversions and first downs combined
I didn’t go look at the aurora borealis last night because I don’t think it’s that impressive (was stuck at the hospital)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I didn’t go look at the aurora borealis last night because I don’t think it’s that impressive (was stuck at the hospital)
It is my duty as a father to clean my dog’s eye boogers each and every morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It is my duty as a father to clean my dog’s eye boogers each and every morning
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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Anesthesia standing up and looking over the drapes during a long case
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Anesthesia standing up and looking over the drapes during a long case
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damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat
Tell me you don’t know what palliative care means without telling me you don’t know what palliative care means.
I gave so many drugs today outside palliative care.
I gave so many drugs today outside palliative care.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tell me you don’t know what palliative care means without telling me you don’t know what palliative care means.
I gave so many drugs today outside palliative care.
I gave so many drugs today outside palliative care.