Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
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comedywriter.bsky.social
"Your sense of humour is so utterly infinitesimal, you're the least funny person I've ever encountered & I know some really unfunny people."
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neilmackay.bsky.social
Yeah well growing up in apartheid South Africa worked wonders for you, ya weird wee prick
comedywriter.bsky.social
You can trust me; I'm a comedian.
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puffmushroom.bsky.social
🚀 Calling all #UBI advocates! The Basic Income Action site is coming together and I’d love your feedback.

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✅ Event tools live (search, create, edit, RSVP)

Try it out and tell me what you think 👇
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comedywriter.bsky.social
And she's gone. 🥳

#PritiPatel #hahahaha #bbclaurak
comedywriter.bsky.social
The set is white with a black cartoonish outline.

Laura's wearing black with a white cartoonish outline.

🤔

#bbclaurak
comedywriter.bsky.social
"That's very harrowin'".

#PritiPatel #hahahaha #bbclaurak
comedywriter.bsky.social
She's not going to account for President Trump's words.

Phew.

#PritiPatel #hahahaha #bbclaurak
comedywriter.bsky.social
As I'm plainly a public service, I'm going to steel myself to last through several minutes of dropped 'gs's. 😬

#PritiPatel #hahahaha #bbclaurak
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gtconway.bsky.social
"The original #NoKings protest was 250 years ago. We've had democracy since then. Now we have a would-be king who wants to take it away—King Donald the First. Fuck that. Stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18."
👉👉 nokings.org
comedywriter.bsky.social
#NadineDorries: 'Keir Starmer and President Macron are running around like rabbits'.

#bbclaurak
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broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!
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somersetchris.bsky.social
You think that your life is bad at times. A man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years gets immediately arrested on release by ICE and faces deportation
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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premnsikka.bsky.social
High street slot machine shops, owned by Merkur, are paying their staff bonuses linked to how much gamblers lose.

Companies chase profits by spreading misery, exploiting vulnerable people

Gambling Commission must shut down these parasites.
High street slot machine shops pay staff bonuses linked to how much gamblers lose
Exclusive: MPs and campaigners condemn ‘appalling’ reward scheme for Merkur venue managers
www.theguardian.com
comedywriter.bsky.social
Oo, #PritiPatel and #NadineDorries on #bbclaurak!

Start the day with comedy, that's what I say. 🤡
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libdemcam.bsky.social
In occupied Ukraine, toys like these stuffed with plastic explosives, are left by Russian soldiers.

This is terrorism, sanctioned by the Russian state.

Once Russia is defeated, it must never be able to wage such a war on its peaceful neighbours again.
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warrenoates1.bsky.social
Public ownership of railways.

Greater Anglia services come back under public ownership today.

It now puts a third of all passenger journeys under control of the DFTO.

Dates for most other services to follow have been set and eventually services will transfer to GB Railways (following legislation)
Greater Anglia services transferred to public ownership
Greater Anglia services are now managed by DfT Operator Ltd (DFTO).
www.gov.uk
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
comedywriter.bsky.social
#BridgetPhillipson says Britain played a positive role behind the scenes with the Israel/Gaza ceasefire, but refuses to say what that was under repeated questioning.

#TrevorPhillips
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winstonsmith2019.bsky.social
And their blonde media. Sinclair is a cancer.
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the-librarian.bsky.social
Of all the Brexit benefits, losing our freedom of movement is the one I hate most.
peterstefanovic.bsky.social
UK travellers should expect "four-hour queues" as new EU border system comes into force. Brexit really is the gift that keeps giving

www.itv.com/news/2025-10...