Crass Iron Skillet
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the FUCK out of it
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Can't believe y'all are gonna make me join the War on Christmas on the side of Christmas
dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
crassironskillet.bsky.social
There's a Wikipedia article for creatine, you could always read that
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
It's always a good day when you get to see a nice butthole
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
It's an amino acid derivative that acts as a buffer agent for cellular respiration.

You know how Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

Think of creatine as one of the guys that moves the shopping carts back to the front of the store.

It's $20 at Costco
Take it for a week, see what changes
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
I started feeling more mentally present around day 5

Save for one night where I was out till 1am, I've been waking up at 6 and staying up instead of snoozing my alarm for another hour. Habits I've been trying to build are easier

Shit, maybe I should try LinkedIn on creatine
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Woke up at 6am on a saturday and started cleaning the kitchen pantry before my dog walking at 9

@katie.bzky.team was right, creatine works
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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yourfriendpiper.bsky.social
I love this piece and glad this part was noted: "The question of who wins or who loses in Triangle Posting Politics is divorced from material conditions, justice, or the common good."
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Neat! I've been collecting my Carolina Reapers to try and extract their essential oil
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scw.bsky.social
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
crassironskillet.bsky.social
If it's diet sick, then that means I can have 3 more guilt-free
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sirpaintalot.bsky.social
Bart Nouveau - as requested by Andrew Keys
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I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
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LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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junlper.beer
i’ve been trying to think of the real actual applications of generative ai in it’s current state and the two things i have so far is it makes everyone more dumb and also every more paranoid
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alterici.bsky.social
Oh wow, a moral backbone. Wasn't sure any politicians had those anymore.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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SKATE STORY
DECEMBER 8
PS5 | SWITCH 2 | PC
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PLAY THE DEMO ON STEAM

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