Crass Iron Skillet
@crassironskillet.bsky.social
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
How do you make holy water?

You boil the FUCK out of it
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thecorodon.bsky.social
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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wintonkidd.com
Stoked about #hardcover2025 (not just because I'm in it) but because it pays 90% of its profits back to the artists that contribute to it. That never happens. It's incredibly cool, check it out.🩷
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bencollins.bsky.social
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
crassironskillet.bsky.social
I saw Phantogram last night and then milled over to a bar w an open mic. Really pleasant evening all around
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Live music kicks ass, you should go watch some live music
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junlper.beer
if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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scabzilla.superghost.site
"Ya know what? FUCK YOU."

*unMuds your Kip*
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
If you keep up your cable management for plugged-in devices and keep your floor uncluttered
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Guess we all like frogs now
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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cheeseofthewest.bsky.social
Company that makes the inflatable frog costume:
"This is incredible"
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crassironskillet.bsky.social
Gendered insults aren't cool, but you still a little bitch
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Listen up, Tenderqueer:

If telling you to touch grass is ableist,

I'm just gonna say "go to the gym" instead
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junlper.beer
this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
crassironskillet.bsky.social
The only thing this kind of handwringing got us was cover for a moonlighting YA author who contracted for ratheon

Go figure out how much you can bench, then you can do something about "reducing hate"
crassironskillet.bsky.social
Are you really doing this shit AND using a picrew avatar in 2025

The rest of us grew in 10 years, take creatine and go to the gym dawg
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ohpoorpup.bsky.social
I booted up Mario Galaxy 2 yesterday and within 45 seconds was laughing and smiling and having a great time and feeling good about life
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vexwerewolf.bsky.social
He's going to walk based entirely on the DoJ's incompetence and it's going to be so funny
newrepublic.com
Justice Department lawyers reposted President Trump’s statements and may have inadvertently endangered their prosecution of Luigi Mangione, violating the judge’s explicit orders that DOJ employees refrain from public comment about the case. trib.al/b9U7CY1
DOJ in Trouble After Lawyers Reposted Trump Rants on Luigi Mangione
The Justice Department’s case against Luigi Mangione just hit a major obstacle.
trib.al