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Pat Casey
@patcasey.bsky.social
3.5K followers 800 following 2.4K posts
Screenwriter - Violent Night 1 and 2, Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy, Golan the Insatiable, 12 Deadly Days, Hey Stop Stabbing Me!
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 3h
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 1h
Looking into this
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 1h
Receiving disturbing intelligence reports from my contacts within DHS that on October 31st, Antifa is planning to send out child soldiers in frightening disguises to go door-to-door demanding 'treats' by threatening 'tricks.' Presumably 'tricks' is a code-word for violent extremism
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2h
Damn you got me
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 3h
I can tell you the reason: the idea of a carnivorous plant is sick as hell
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 4h
I would like to be a paid celebrity endorser for a coffee brand. They could just pay me in coffee
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 17h
If only someone had invented computer keyboards
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 1d
If you vote for me for President you will live forever like Kings and Queens on earth. Everyone you ever loved will come back to life. Everyone you ever hated will extra die
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d
Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls? Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
People say you can’t really tell who’s smart from Celebrity Jeopardy but I think you can definitely tell who’s dumb
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 1d
Someone should make an underrated 1997 Sylvester Stallone thriller about this
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
So glad they’re doing this instead of investigating white collar crime and government corruption
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
Wrong
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe think about what you have the power to do and do something good instead of bad
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
AI investors are the ones who are going to destroy humanity
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
Balu brigada
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 2d
That AI thing is happening very very soon
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 3d
It should be very very clear to everyone right now that the Attorney General was asked under oath if she possesses pics of the President with undressed teens and she refused to say “no.”
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 3d
At the beginning of your script, your protagonist should WANT something. But they don't necessarily need to get it! Sometimes the journey shows your hero that they wanted the wrong thing - and instead of getting what they thought they wanted, they get what they really needed all along.
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 30
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 4d
Is the House currently in session? No?
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 4d
We don’t have any revenue and the way to fix that is with revenue-sharing
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 5d
No
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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