Pat Casey
@patcasey.bsky.social
Screenwriter - Violent Night 1 and 2, Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy, Golan the Insatiable, 12 Deadly Days, Hey Stop Stabbing Me!
It might be time to fire Chris Finch. Might be time to fire every head coach in the state of Minnesota, frankly
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It might be time to fire Chris Finch. Might be time to fire every head coach in the state of Minnesota, frankly
Biggest red flag for a quarterback prospect is if his elite trait is "moxie"
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Biggest red flag for a quarterback prospect is if his elite trait is "moxie"
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Name an unheralded profession you have immense respect for.
For me, it’s movers. Two thicc Russians came to my house to take out my broken washer and old dryer. They understood angles and the geometry of tight spaces like they were Euclid. Got them out in 15 minutes - would’ve taken me 15 years.
For me, it’s movers. Two thicc Russians came to my house to take out my broken washer and old dryer. They understood angles and the geometry of tight spaces like they were Euclid. Got them out in 15 minutes - would’ve taken me 15 years.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Name an unheralded profession you have immense respect for.
For me, it’s movers. Two thicc Russians came to my house to take out my broken washer and old dryer. They understood angles and the geometry of tight spaces like they were Euclid. Got them out in 15 minutes - would’ve taken me 15 years.
For me, it’s movers. Two thicc Russians came to my house to take out my broken washer and old dryer. They understood angles and the geometry of tight spaces like they were Euclid. Got them out in 15 minutes - would’ve taken me 15 years.
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"New moon" is a slang contraction of "Newman moon," referring to Bulgarian folk legends where Newman from Seinfeld "devours the moon" each lunar month
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"New moon" is a slang contraction of "Newman moon," referring to Bulgarian folk legends where Newman from Seinfeld "devours the moon" each lunar month
This Josh Allen guy stinks, the Bills should trade him straight up for JJ McCarthy
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This Josh Allen guy stinks, the Bills should trade him straight up for JJ McCarthy
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this email could’ve been a swift kick to the nuts
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this email could’ve been a swift kick to the nuts
They should invent a Death Note that really works for real
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
They should invent a Death Note that really works for real
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Vikings could still win this game as long as McCarthy doesn't have to attempt any more passes
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Vikings could still win this game as long as McCarthy doesn't have to attempt any more passes
Have we considered that maybe Kevin O'Connell is trying to get fired? Perhaps some sort of Brewster's Millions situation
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Have we considered that maybe Kevin O'Connell is trying to get fired? Perhaps some sort of Brewster's Millions situation
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
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I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn
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Ho ho ho! VIOLENT NIGHT will be screening at Alamo Drafthouse LA on 12/10 with @patcasey.bsky.social and myself on hand! drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ho ho ho! VIOLENT NIGHT will be screening at Alamo Drafthouse LA on 12/10 with @patcasey.bsky.social and myself on hand! drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
Bill Clinton should issue a statement confirming this news immediately
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton should issue a statement confirming this news immediately
People should stop giving in to any of Trump's framing on this. The BBC did nothing wrong.
It’s not that the BBC has ever lacked enemies as well as admirers. Donald Trump is only the latest. trib.al/YWzFmYF
The litigious president has already won victories against American television networks, but it’s unlikely he’ll win the billion dollars in damages that he’s claiming.
The litigious president has already won victories against American television networks, but it’s unlikely he’ll win the billion dollars in damages that he’s claiming.
Donald Trump Is Awful. The BBC Is Great. And Yet, It Blew This One.
The Beeb has a history of making stupid mistakes. It survives them and always will. But why does it always seem to be caught flat-footed by them?
trib.al
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
People should stop giving in to any of Trump's framing on this. The BBC did nothing wrong.
Do you think Trump was sad when he had his best friend Jeffrey Epstein murdered?
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Do you think Trump was sad when he had his best friend Jeffrey Epstein murdered?
"I am going to kill all the Epstein list pedophiles with missile strikes like they're Venezuelan fisherman" would be a pretty winning message for a single-issue candidate
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"I am going to kill all the Epstein list pedophiles with missile strikes like they're Venezuelan fisherman" would be a pretty winning message for a single-issue candidate
What’s the worst TV show to fail to hit “skip intro” for?
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What’s the worst TV show to fail to hit “skip intro” for?
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Round up the pedophiles and the pedophile defenders and throw them into all available volcanos
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Round up the pedophiles and the pedophile defenders and throw them into all available volcanos
Glorious North Lights are pretty and all but they also feel very much like they're presaging an apocalyptic event
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Glorious North Lights are pretty and all but they also feel very much like they're presaging an apocalyptic event
So if someone gives an hour-long speech, its defamatory to quote any part of that speech without quoting the entire thing, completely unedited? Interesting
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So if someone gives an hour-long speech, its defamatory to quote any part of that speech without quoting the entire thing, completely unedited? Interesting
I'm ready for FRANKENSTEIN 2: The Further Adventures
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm ready for FRANKENSTEIN 2: The Further Adventures