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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · Nov 7
Since we're all doing intros and it gets my mind offa fire-breathing, here you go.

One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
Cover of HARRIET THE SPY, by Louise Fitzhugh Poster for the film REAL GENIUS Cover for ANIMALS by Pink Floyd Still from KAMEN RIDER KUUGA
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Vaquita (OPEN COMMISSIONS) @mgvaquita.bsky.social · Dec 15
Terry (repost)
#sf6 #fatalfury #snk #terrybogard
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 3h
And a great theme song.
宇宙刑事シャリバン
YouTube video by Akira Kushida - Topic
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 3h
This show is art, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider Ending | "One More Time" by TeddyLoid
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 7h
Just had this conversation with a neophyte to Super Sentai. Naturally he didn't believe this existed, and now that he does, well "wiser after the event" seems the wrong phrase to use.
crimsondynamo4.bsky.social crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · Sep 26
Once upon a time in the oh so 1980s, a Super Sentai show did an episode about one of the guys getting knocked up, and it was, as you might imagine, pretty fucking insane.
Series of still from the super sentai show LIVEMAN. Green Rhino copes with the fact that he was impregnated against his will. Still from the super sentai show LIVEMAN: The monster of the week ambushes Green Rhino outside an abortion clinic. No, I am not making this up.
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aru!! 🐇🌙 @magiinemagiine.bsky.social · 9h
grandpa kinjiro is always pulling the coolest rollcall lines out of thin air how does he keep doing it
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 7h
The Mr. Hyde on crack movie America secretly carved!
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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · Jun 2
L O V E 🗣️💥
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 9h
"I suppose you’ve come to say you’re sorry? I hope so, given your years of sneering and hand-wringing about how I was ruining knowledge. Meanwhile, you turned your information environment into a hypercapitalist post-truth digital snuff film."
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 11h
Say "yes sir, the check's in the mail"
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M(orte) Sipher @msipher.bsky.social · 12h
And yet Mamdani is eating their fucking lunches. Curious.
daveweigel.bsky.social Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 12h
Li'l scoop at Semafor: A new report endorsed by Biden's former campaign manager, former DCCC chair Cheri Bustos, and other centrist Dems blames the party's broken brand on post-2012 left-wing language and ideas - not just "the groups" but adopted by whole party www.semafor.com/article/10/2...
Left-wing ideas have wrecked Democrats’ brand, new report warns
The center-left group Welcome relied on polling of hundreds of thousands of voters over six months for its findings, shared first with Semafor.
www.semafor.com
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 11h
The rootin-est, tootin-est crustacean forty fathoms below the Pecos.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 11h
Taken on just a pure text level, that sounds like an ad tagline for Cenobites
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 3d
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 12h
He is with us always and looks startlingly like Michael Franks.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 15h
okay teeth are probably worth it but COME ON

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T-Rex: Ah yes, time for a nice cup of tea. God: TEA STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX T-Rex: What?! T-Rex: Is God a DENTIST now?? God: I MEAN I'M THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND THE END AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THOSE TWO POINTS ARE DENTISTS SO YEAH T-Rex: Okay, well, instead of tea I'll just have some stupid coffee. Is THAT okay? God: COFFEE ALSO STAINS YOUR TEETH T-REX T-Rex: Dang it!! Utahraptor: What's up, bud? T-Rex: Oh, God's a dentist now. Utahraptor: Oof. T-Rex: Right? EVERYTHING I propose to use my teeth for, HE'S against. What if I drink coffee or tea, AND alternate each sip with a rinse of water to prevent staining, AND brush my teeth immediately afterwards? Utahraptor: No-one could object to that! God: WELL ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD WAIT AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR BEFORE BRUSHING AFTER FOOD SINCE ACIDS IN MANY FOODS CAN SOFTEN YOUR ENAMEL T-Rex: TEETH T-Rex: are BARELY WORTH IT
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 15h
I'm grateful for the reminder.

When it comes to the bewildering madness that is MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE, forgetting you is a thing that I cannot do.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 15h
It's a shame, but it's good that we had the good that we had.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
Aged like wine, it did.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
"Igor, why do you only listen to me when I'm WRONG?!"
horrorposterguy1.bsky.social horrorposterguy1.bsky.social @horrorposterguy1.bsky.social · 18h
Note to tyrants. If you want to take over the world take heed from Price and use seductive bikini-clad robots. Old school perhaps but far nicer. 1965.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #film #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classicscifi #vincentprice #filmsky #mutantfam #monsterfam #horrorfam
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
"Vindicator, unfortunately, has never had a nice day."
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
He's not angry, just a little disappointed
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
It'd liven up Punkin Chunkin' for sure.
diceyjune.bsky.social Dicey "Marine Hater Prime" June @diceyjune.bsky.social · 21h
im 95% sure this will work.

just gotta tell the person to keep a stiff neck for 5 seconds.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
You know you've just met a hardcore Bloom County fan when you're quoting this strip to one another.
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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 16h
@shadowtodd.bsky.social is right. This song IS a banger.
Look Away
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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · Feb 22
reminder from the big fucking frog
photo of a really big frog and text that says the big fucking frog says: hey it's okay. it's going to be good again. it's okay to not be good right now but look at me i'm a cool frog and i've had my share of troubles but it gets good again. i am sending good frog vibes your way.
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