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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 15h

My mistake. I saw "New York Patty Melt" and thought it was some short-lived club in the Village.

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Apr 21

If you wanna feel like a real New Yorker, be sure to eat your New York Patty Melt while wearing this jaunty promotional splatter-paint cap!

A white cap with a blue bill, and a paint-splatter design on the top. "New York Patty Melt...Hardee's"

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 15h

What the hell... *plays Low Rider*

a man says " ok let 's ride " in a blurry photo

Alt: Nicolas Cage in GONE IN 60 SECONDS, caption reads "ok let's ride".

media.tenor.com

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 15h

"Can my friends come over and stay the night? Because they're already on their way."

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 16h

lol, lmao even www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

Reuters headline:

White House says it will submit ballroom plans for review, with demolition already under way

By Jeff Mason and Nandita Bose

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 18h

an artist 's impression of an asteroid that is coming towards the earth

Alt: A meteor heading towards Earth

media.tenor.com

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 1d

"OFF THE RECORRRRRRRRD!!"

The kid that screamed "WOLVERIIIIIINES!", from RED DAWN (1987).

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 1d

I know I should think of more than deep-dish pizza when I hear Brandon Graham's name. Yet, here we are.

Brandon Graham-inspired "55" Detroit style pizza from Collegeville Italian Bakery.

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 1d

Evergreen skeet. Perfect for every occasion.

Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

What the fucking FUCK

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 1d

Noooooooooooooooooope.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Thwordfish

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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 2d

AROOOOOOOO!!
#Cinemon Monday night at 10E, it's gonna be scary, kids! It's the first week of our Halloween festivities! We're going to make you laugh and give you the creepy crawlies! You might even walk away with serious thoughts about the state of society. That's really scary. AR-AROOOO!!!

A #Cinemon Halloween 2025 wk1 - YouTube

youtube.com

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 2d

The radio guys who call games are really underrated. Not just Merrill, Mike, Franzke, L.A., etc.

This is why I mute the main TV broadcasts and listen to the radio feed. (Unless it's TMac and Kruk.)

Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 2d

Eagles vs. Vikings: The "SKOL Crushed" Edition, courtesy of the Vikings Radio Network

1. JALEN -> AJ!

"AJ Brown rather lazily in motion to the left ... AJ Brown wide open, touchdown Philadelphia Eagles."

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Eric Boo-erg 👻 @lawliberg.bsky.social · 2d

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now there's

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

Alt: The guy who played Pablo Escobar in NARCOS just standing around looking depressed.

media.tenor.com

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 2d

This song's been stuck in my head since I heard about the robbery at the Louvre.
youtu.be/OXFh-mYh2dQ?...

The Thomas Crown Affair(1968) - The Windmills Of Your Mind

YouTube video by ostmusicmix

youtu.be

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 2d

This is what I'm gonna send Walmart or Amazon the next time they spam my email with "please review your recent purchase".

bear 141 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2d

[Werner Herzog] I see no triumph in Cheez-It Extra Toasty, no euphoria nor pleasure. I see only a cheap imitation, a failed attempt to bottle the magic of an authentically overcooked Cheez-It. The Extra Toasty has not honored its inspiration; it is only a perverse caricature, devoid of life

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 2d

Live, Laugh, Love Weapons Over Freeway

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 2d

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

A warning over a highway near Interstate 5 in Los Angeles that reads “live weapons over freeway”

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 2d

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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2d

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