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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 6h

yelling at the very obviously mexican bartender about how bad you feel about america as a white person in this day & age is just like. okay go home lol. this does nothing for anyone.

google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 6h

white capital-Q Queer person at my neighborhood local is being so annoying i just pulled my airpods out popped them in & then turned my phone screen to show me selecting total noise cancelling & a Skee Mask playlist. like shut the fuck up lol.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 7h

we could fix toxic masculinity & probably most global conflicts if more men admitted they wanted to be on their backs getting railed by all their friends.

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 7h

Suggesting SNAP be replaced with food banks is a proposal of equivalent seriousness to that anarchist thread a few years back suggesting that global insulin supply chains could be replaced by supporting “rural doctors and healers”

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 7h

‘a fookin CLOUWN? handin out balLOUNS? from the SUE-er?’

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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 1d

Please kill me

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 8h

it’s doubly funny because i’m actually the hardass about telling people ‘no’ & being a budget hawk where everyone else is like ‘yah whatever who cares do whatever it takes to make the emails stop’.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 10h

Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.

Illustration of a hunky man being squeezed out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. Girl, I can’t explain it better.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 8h

i love my eurozone coworkers bc they’re as outwardly depressed as can be allowed before it gets concerning & my natural counterbalance is cranking up the midwesterner to 11. instant buddy cop formula.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 11h

Instead of going to the gym, I’m hoping to explore a little and find a mega health pack.

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Apr 26

ME: *posting on blue sky* "kirby" is short for "kirbaceous"

MY ENTIRE FAMILY: *waiting in the parking lot for me to unlock the car doors*

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 19h

I shoulda never smoke that shit now I’m in CARTOON/3DROOM.GIF

GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 19h

CARTOON/3DROOM.GIF

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 8h

to be honest if i could find a backpack that fits my denon prime go & a laptop i’d be set but alas it looks like we’re doing the classic duffel bag trick.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 8h

you look up one measly passport-sized wallet on amazon & suddenly you get advertised everything you’d need to flee the country in 3 hours.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 8h

why does an order of the chicken nachos from taquero mucho heal me to max health every time.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 1d

Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP

007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 2d

he has the same body type as the guy tied up on the tracks in the OG trolley problem meme which i’ve always found very funny as just a passing thought with no relation to anything else.

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Jaweed Kaleem @jaweedkaleem.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: The California Supreme Court has DENIED the University of California's request that it block the release of a 28-page, $1.2-billion fine Trump administration UCLA settlement offer. UC is required to give a faculty group the document today. www.latimes.com/california/s...

UC must publicly release Trump administration's $1.2-billion settlement proposal

The California Supreme Court on Friday declined a request from the University of California to block the release of a roughly $1.2-billion Trump UCLA settlement. UCLA is required to share the document...

www.latimes.com

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The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 2d

“Don’t protest”

Someone should ask Bovino is he’s ever read the Constitution.

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 2d

“The use of force that I’ve seen has been exemplary — the least amount of force necessary to accomplish the mission,” Bovino told @cbsnews.com Friday. “If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that’s on them. Don’t protest and don’t trespass.”

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 2d

FULL STORY: U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, who has led a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs, to appear in her courtroom in person at 10 a.m. Tuesday. @wttw.bsky.social

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Matias @kaplan.bio · 2d

oh so now suddenly these guys can't do phrenology

tweet from matty that reads "I'm honestly still not 100% sure how you're supposed to tell if a given skull insignia is specifically a nazi skull"

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 2d

For the record, on this day and every day I’m a proud Block Club reader. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/24/f...

Feds Accuse Tribune Reporter Of Interference, Sparking Backlash: ‘Journalism Is Not A Crime’

Experts say the federal government is using social media to try to discredit reporters and control the narrative around immigration enforcement in Chicago.

blockclubchicago.org

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 2d

it’s supposed to be a work trip but let’s be completely totally one-hundred-percent-mother-fucking real: i will be acting UP, acting OUT, & acting a FOOL.

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google crone @djfagotron.bsky.social · 2d

going to barcelona in 3 weeks & the only trip planning i’ve done is looking up gay bars & checking RA event listings.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 2d

We choosing joy this friday in spite of the horrors

Amazon cart showing fist dildo and t shirt launcher cannon ready to ship

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