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Mike M
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He/Him/They twitch.tv/mikeymet My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government.
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
Suns already giving me heart palpitations
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No way the Maine oysterman doesn’t milkshake duck
Going to try to stave off the depression and patronize some of the many amazing artists here. Finding and buying new art is the only thing keeping the wheels on today (besides the nicotine & caffeine)
Stave It Off
YouTube video by Strong Bad - Topic
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If I'm ever placed on life support and they feed all my posts into an LLM to determine whether or not to pull the plug - please just pull the plug - I don't want to live in that kind of world
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Today marks the two-year anniversary of a great modern sci-fi show: Scavengers Reign. 🥰

A new classic that is only officially available in a few countries.
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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Where can I buy this, chat?
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
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Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."
How you know you're in Scottsdale:
That classic skeleton on the door makes me consider the idea that Pete & Pete exists in the Fallout universe.
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Did I post this before? Well I'm posting it again, just in case.
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When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
Block em and never think about it again.
Jokes on them I live in the state of confusion
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It's neat that Jesus' stigmata lines up with chuck's new neck-hole, he could turn this thing into a water feature pretty easily!
Legit thought this was supposed to be Gavin Newsom at first
Bigfoot Jesus is feeling up CK, and it looks like he likes it.