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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 16h

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 6: Halloweenie

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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · Aug 19

No way the Maine oysterman doesn’t milkshake duck

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 21h

Going to try to stave off the depression and patronize some of the many amazing artists here. Finding and buying new art is the only thing keeping the wheels on today (besides the nicotine & caffeine)

Stave It Off

YouTube video by Strong Bad - Topic

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 1d

If I'm ever placed on life support and they feed all my posts into an LLM to determine whether or not to pull the plug - please just pull the plug - I don't want to live in that kind of world

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 2d

Stay woke friends

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 3d

Today marks the two-year anniversary of a great modern sci-fi show: Scavengers Reign. 🥰

A new classic that is only officially available in a few countries.

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Jeanne (she/they) @fangirljeanne.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Scene from the movie Can’t Hardly Wait, where a kid is stealing a ceramic beer stein from the house where the house party is being held.

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 2d

Where can I buy this, chat?

Photo of a cap with the text: hello, 1am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

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Liz Saila @lizsaila.bsky.social · 3d

Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."

Sen. Ed Markey, a white man with white hair, standing at a lectern with a dark background, and Sen Elizabeth Warren to camera right, in a black top with a red blazer. Markey wears a trans pride flag draped over his shoulders. The closed caption reads "trans people because trans righs are human rights. We" The chiron underneath reads "No Kings Rally Underway In Boston"

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 3d

How you know you're in Scottsdale:

Please do not dispose of your zyn pouches or paper towels in the urinal

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 3d

That classic skeleton on the door makes me consider the idea that Pete & Pete exists in the Fallout universe.

The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 3d

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 4d

Did I post this before? Well I'm posting it again, just in case.

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 7d

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 4d

Ohtani so gooood

Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 4d

Block em and never think about it again.

Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 4d

Jokes on them I live in the state of confusion

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Spook Davis 👻 @lukealexdavis.co.uk · 4d

eternal mood these days

Zohran Mamdani with a blank face but for the purposes of this meme, I'm reading into it that he's tired of this debate and the fools he has to argue with.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 4d

A stick figure made of overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter labeled as Craig saying "ladies and gentlemen the weekend"

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 4d

It's neat that Jesus' stigmata lines up with chuck's new neck-hole, he could turn this thing into a water feature pretty easily!

Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4d

Legit thought this was supposed to be Gavin Newsom at first

Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 5d

Bigfoot Jesus is feeling up CK, and it looks like he likes it.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Aug 8

Excuse me: frog

The combination of the Vietnamese mossy frog's green body, black spots, tubercles and spines makes it look like a clump of moss, which it spends a large portion of its time pretending to be. Native to Vietnam, these frogs live in mossy caves and in the banks of rocky mountain streams.

Two little bumpy boys, they blend in with the moss and they are cutie patooties

They hide in basins of water found in crevices with only their eyes protruding to keep a watchful eye on their surroundings. As a result, they're almost impossible to spot when sitting still. This one looks like a little dragon with the cuties eyes.

More closey uppie of the little froggy loggy. So bumpy and mossy with the cutest eyes

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Aug 26

Die doing what you love I guess

Ancient frogs in mass grave died from too much sex

Sex can be a death trap even for modern toad and frog species.

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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 5d

I just think we should stop destroying all these very important scientific jobs with highly skilled passionate people who can't be replaced!! but what do I know!!!

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Mike M @dosmas.bsky.social · 6d

I am ashamed at my past conduct. For years I have maligned the insistence of using M&K for FPS, opting for my trusty dualshock instead. I switched for battlefield 6 yesterday and immediately went 27/5 after being .43KDA the entire time prior

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