They heard "bread and circuses" and thought this sandwich trial would count

If you were not alive in the 90's, you don't realize that no one back then drank water. The idea of hydration didn't exist yet, if you were thirsty there was soda or some kind of very bright blue sugar water and that was it

Every kid was extremely dehydrated and close to organ failure at all times

Why? Are younger people so terrifying?

the other thing about this is that there is no reason to pit these candidates against each other? each are good fits for their respective electorates and each shows the value of vigorous campaigns focused on the stated material problems of voters.

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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

If you want to understand Cheney's legacy, maybe the last place you should look is Adam McKay's VICE - the worst Best Picture nominee this century. In the days ahead, there will be funnier obits with more history and moral clarity than McKay - an idiot's idea of a smart man - could ever muster.

I'm not sure that there's a better indication of the ground shifting out from underneath R's than MTG's interview on The View today, woof.

Slightly tangential but you can always tell if somebody has never done manual labour, when they talk about it's dignity.

Yes fucking up your back by age 40, so dignified!

“The Witcher” would’ve slapped if it was a monster of the week journeying adventure show like 90s Xena.

But uhhhh that is not the case anymore, and in general you can't really ask 30% of the country that holds controlling stakes in some of the wealthiest and most important states (urban liberals rainbow coalition) in the union to just roll over and die