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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13h

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

i keep hearing “Cold Keith” and sure why not

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

actual lol

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

players on both teams visibly nervous as they enter the Witch’s Inning

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

if you get hit by a pitch while trying to bunt you should be out. sort of a rock paper scissors deal

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

he is one of two players that looks like a fancy pirate

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

way ahead of you

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

am glad you enjoyed!!

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

unbelievable vibe youtu.be/-Eg1VcqkcWc?...

Masayoshi Takanaka - Alone

YouTube video by Marius S.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

are you a masayoshi takanaka guy. it feels like you’d dig him youtu.be/JoKxIRnALCg?...

Masayoshi Takanaka - Ready To Fly LIVE with Santana [VIDEO REMASTER]

YouTube video by The Master Of Remaster

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

this was super fun even if i yelled at clouds a lot!! check it out

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 2d

What’s life like for working standups these days? We talked with the great @eliyudin.com about it on The Distraction. art19.com/shows/the-di...

Smack Barm Pea Wet with Eli Yudin

Comedian and writer Eli Yudin joins Drew and Roth to talk about his new special, Humble Offering! He shares what it’s like making a living in comedy today without having oil money offered to you. Then...

art19.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

simply reiterating that if you liked my special or prefer audio, it’s now a purchasable album on bandcamp that also gives me rent money at illegaldrugmarketplace.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

turns out you’re right

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

i should be able to write off sweatpants as an unemployment expense

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

blasting my album on winamp with a skin that makes it look like one of the sentinels from the matrix

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 3d

Sicko excited that the file can be downloaded in Ogg Vorbis format

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

my special is now available in purchasable album form if you want to hear it without looking at my time-worn visage. and now that i've been laid off you'll also be directly supporting the toilet paper and zyn pouches I need to live! link is here: eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble...

Humble Offering, by Eli Yudin

13 track album

eliyudin.bandcamp.com

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

i am going to buy but is there a better place that gives you more $$??

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 5d

i actually had all this stuff on my 2025 bingo card. you guys suck at 2025 bingo

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 5d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 6d

downside to being a FUNNYMAN is apparently some people thought my layoff post was a bit

it was not unfortunately!! unemployed effective immediately!! lmk if you want to pay me to write anything etc

and check out @whatatimepod.bsky.social and watch me on twitch w/ ur nerd ass www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

Twitch

Twitch is the world

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

i am by no means a baseball fan but i don’t know how anyone can hate a game that has friends explaining to me “that is Big Dumper. he always looks like he’s about to cry, he has hit 1 million home runs, and we must contain his power if we have any hope of winning.”

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 7d

I love the spirit of this question (and the specific endorsement of Eli’s special! There is so much great comedy being performed and recorded now but a lot of it is falling through the cracks because of so much high profile garbage! (A lot of good stuff is thriving too!)

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 7d

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 7d

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

youtu.be

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

Whoa i’m so glad you enjoyed it I am a big fan of your writing!!

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