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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn

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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · Feb 14

And yes, I have lofty goals of getting “clinchpoop” and “sandbox croissant” into your lexicon. Former dates back to the 16th Century; latter I saw once on LinkedIn. Dude was taking a right-wing troll to task and he dropped that poetic epithet. I’m a cat owner. I assume it means what it sounds like.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

“People are saying he left the fittest, tallest, youngest, most beautiful corpse they’ve ever seen. The mortician walked up with tears in his eyes and asked to shake its hand…when rigor breaks.”

Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a hat is standing in a field with the caption holding back the years

Alt: Mick Hucknall, of Simply Red, wears a hat while standing in a field, with the caption “holding back the years”

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

And I still wake up every morning looking like a dehydrated present-day Mick Hucknall.

47’s almost 80 and his heart is 83 if it’s a day.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

Is there any bigger tell of “dirty old man” than identifying as youthful in ways you haven’t remotely earned?

Like, I have 822 minutes of moderate to intense activity this week. My BMI is around 20. Garmin puts me ~7.5 years below chronological, and I lose 6 months if I run fewer than 3x next week.

Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

The “cardiac age 14 years younger” thing is a hilarious double failure. Anyone outside the cult knows it’s flattery, and anyone inside the cult would find it insufficiently flattering.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 6h

New sitcom starring a white supremacist in Idaho who has a Qatari air base move in next door.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6h

Why does this read like he’s circling the drain and they’re desperate to blame it on the vax, against all evidence?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8h

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 2d

Describe your BlueSky account with a single image:

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 3d

Claims of urban decay have been greatly…

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…inflated.

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 3d

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4d

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

The picture from
The article with a picture of an armed men standing in front of a burning donut shop. You must click through to read the caption “
Two National guardsmen stand guard outside a burning donut shop in Los Angeles on April 30, 1992.
The National Guard was called in to aid police during the second day of rioting in the city.”

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 4d

I hope ghosts are real, and I hope Robin’s goes hog wild on the fart-huffers terrorizing his daughter.

Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 4d

My mom died about a month after Robin Williams, and she was in a similar life stage. I thank my lucky stars that, as a singer, she didn’t reach that level of visibility. The way her being a performer attracted zero-boundary vampires at the small-pond level was gross enough. I can’t imagine THIS.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 4d

As a card-carrying reluctant member of the Premature Half-Orphan Club, this absolutely tracks with the disgusting behavior attention-seeking clods pull when an untimely death threatens their cherished just-world fallacy.

The mourners become their captive audience. The dead become their prop.

Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 4d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Sandra Kelly @2020willbelit.bsky.social · 4d

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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 5d

"Attention, sailors. You are ordered to assemble so that the Secretary of War can order you to stop being so namby-pamby, and then the president will dance in front of you to a song about a place where like-minded young men can meet for assignations, romantic and otherwise."

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 5d

Dancing to a Village People song with a bunch of sailors.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

THANK YOU, this. Gordon from Revenue Accounting does not need a luxury tank (with a cargo bed the size of a purse) to get him from the exurbs to the cubicle farm.

Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

You really should watch this if you’re still unconvinced.

youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo?...

These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us

YouTube video by Not Just Bikes

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

The Aurora was a V8. The point is that today‘s pavement princesses are not only heavy and inefficient, they’re so high-profile, bloated, and unwieldy as to make your Lincoln look like a Tonka. There are safety considerations beyond weight and emissions.

a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

Pssssst: you are not obligated to engage with the fake-woke trollbots who insist that it’s Harmful Actually to criticize AI slop, crypto, killing machines, etc.

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 6d

This is good —the Mayor of Yellowknife NWT in Canada’s far north weighs in on “Car Bloat” (truck bloat actually) and its many big costs & consequences (thanks @davidzipper.bsky.social for heads-up). And like most who dare tell the truth about that, he’s taking flack.
www.linkedin.com/mwlite/feed/...

Screenshot of LinkedIn post from Yellowknife Mayor describing the costs and consequences of trucks having gotten so much bigger. In the link, he explains the backlash he received for his post.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

Yes and no. During undergrad I drove a 1995 Oldsmobile Aurora, which (as a friend put it) “rode like a couch.” That model broke the crash-testing equipment with its weight. Mileage was atrocious.

On the other hand, it still had decent sightlines and a better turning radius than these cosplay tanks.

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

a man is laying in bed with a pear on the bed next to him

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Jonathan Taylor SwiftBoaty McBoatFace-Heel Turn @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 6d

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When to use i.e. in a sentence - The Oatmeal

A guide explaining when to use i.e. instead of e.g.

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