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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️

@ersatzempress.bsky.social

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The artist formerly known as The Vlinx-core. Full-time Doctor Who enthusiast, transfemme and leftist She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | ACAB | Fuck the Fash AI trash goes in the 🗑, don't come near me with that shit 18+ (MDNI)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · Jun 2

As Doctor Who™️, Ncuti Gatwa never got to fight a Dalek, despite his wish to. In solidarity, vote for me to be the next Doctor and I promise I'll be the first to fuck one.

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Grimlock-core: Ludicrous Edition 🍉 @bubblesthebard.bsky.social · 11h

Lmfao get shat on Pat

TFU.INFO @tfuinfo.bsky.social · 11h

Damn - Don ( @sketchyfigs.bsky.social ) is goin’ hard. Good job!

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BƎ⊥∀ ᴚ∀⅄ BI⅂⅂ S⊥∀ᴎ @betaraybillfanboy.bsky.social · 11h

What's it like inside your head?

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Coleslaw-core @coleslaw-core.bsky.social · 11h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe-living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons."

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 17h

Weezer album cover but it is spheezer and there are four sprites of the pokemon spheal

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 12h

What's it like inside your head?

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 12h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

A picture of the main Maximal cast from Transformers: Beast Wars (left to right: Tigatron, Cheetor, Dinobot, Optimus Primal, Airazor, Rhinox, and Rattrap) in group formation

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Transformers & GI Joe adult animated crossover TV series is in the works

• Based on Robert Kirkman’s comic series

• Will be gritty and adult-focused like 'Invincible'

(via Deadline)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 1d

a black and white drawing of a hand holding a hype button

Alt: a black and white drawing of a hand repeatedly slamming a button that says "HYPE"

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The Ghost of Future Past💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d

It's what I'll be wearing this year.

Picture of Vaness Kirby as Sue Storm, text at the top:
Invisible Woman Halloween Costume
Theres a speech bubble in front of Her image that says: Just Dont Show Up!

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 1d

twas the night before christmas and all through the house, a creature was stirring, and suddenly to my surprise, HE DID THE MASH, he did the monster mash, THE MONSTER MASH, it was a graveyard smash

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 1d

Shit, now I want to buy some tyres

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d

Just discovered that the Michelin Man used to ride a bike while wearing slutty little red boots and smoking a huge stogie. I don't know where else to put this information except in the Cool Files

Late 1800s French ad with the Michelin Man exactly as described

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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 2d

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 2d

This has just made me realise that James Gandolfini would have made an amazing live action Fred Flintstone, actually

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Spider-Father @spider-father.bsky.social · 2d

Who are you dressing up as for Halloween?

#Transformers

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 2d

too late. i've already depicted you as the european super mario 3d land welcome screen and me as the american super mario 3d land welcome screen

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2d

In Super Mario 3D Land, the welcome screen that is displayed when starting the game for the first time appears to be much less enthusiastic about the game in the European version compared to the US version.

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 2d

Let them eat White House debris

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 3d

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 3d

Oh hell yeah!

the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up

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Jolyon Maugham KC @goodlawproject.org · 2d

Curious how the Graham Linehan story is being spun, including by the BBC. He was arrested on suspicion of the criminal offence of inciting violence; but the BBC is now conflating his incitement with a "non-crime hate incident".

BBC story: "Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in relation to his posts on X."

BBC story: "The Metropolitan Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents to allow officers to "focus on matters that meet the threshold for criminal investigations".

The announcement came as the Met confirmed it was dropping a probe into Father Ted creator Graham Linehan after he was arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of inciting violence in posts on X.

Mr Linehan was arrested by five officers on 1 September after arriving on a flight from the US, sparking a backlash from some public figures and politicians.

The Crown Prosecution Service said it had decided no further action should be taken in the writer's case following a "careful review" of the evidence supplied by police.

In a statement on Monday addressing non-crime hate incidents, a Metropolitan Police spokesperson said it "understands the concern" around the case.

"The commissioner has been clear he doesn't believe officers should be policing toxic culture war debates, with current laws and rules on inciting violence online leaving them in an impossible position," the spokesperson said."

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 2d

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The Ghost of Future Past💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 2d

Happy #WonderWomanDay!!!
Art by Ramona Fradon

Full figure Sketch of Wonder Woman holding her lasso by the legendary Ramona Fradon

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 2d

Post something 90s... 🖤

ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 2d

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

Two comic panels from the IDW Transformers: Lost Light issue #7 featuring the characters Whirl and Cyclonus (art by Jack Lawrence, inks by John Wycough, colours by Joana Lafuente). In the first panel Cyclonus (purple and grey horned Transformer) looks at Whirl (blue transformer with an expressionless robot face with a single yellow dot for an eye). In the second panel they are both sat silently next to eachother