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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️

@ersatzempress.bsky.social

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The artist formerly known as The Vlinx-core. Full-time Doctor Who enthusiast, transfemme and leftist She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | ACAB | Fuck the Fash AI trash goes in the 🗑, don't come near me with that shit 18+ (MDNI)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · Jun 2

As Doctor Who™️, Ncuti Gatwa never got to fight a Dalek, despite his wish to. In solidarity, vote for me to be the next Doctor and I promise I'll be the first to fuck one.

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · Aug 14

I love the three main Bayverse Transformers factions: Autobots, Decepticons, and Mercedes-Benz

Drift (red Samurai themed Transformer with a large Mercedes-Benz badge in the centre of his chest) from Transformers: The Last Knight

Soundwave (grey Transformer with a large Mercedes-Benz badge in the centre of his chest) from Transformers Dark of the Moon

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 4h

true

a cartoon character from nickelodeon looking at a monitor

Alt: Krang (pink brain creature from TMNT) crying

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The Ethan From The Black Lagoon @ethulen.does.chat · 7h

No Kangs

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 7h

does imzadi mean exclusive

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 8h

one year I will learn (I won't)

ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 8h

honestly, it's super inconvenient that it takes me about a year to forget that, actually, I don't like toffee apples at all? Like I am eating this and I do not want this

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BƎ⊥∀ ᴚ∀⅄ BI⅂⅂ S⊥∀ᴎ @betaraybillfanboy.bsky.social · 8h

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 8h

#NoKrangs

Still from the old TMNT cartoon. Krang (wrinkly pink brain monster thing) is operating his larger mechsuit thing (patterned after a large human person wearing red underpants) from a yellow section where the mechas stomach would be. The mech is pointing at something off screen, behind them are some city skyscrapers and a bright blue sky. A red no symbol has been edited over Krang

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 9h

Rita Farr on Doom Patrol is one of the best characters on the TV

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 9h

DB (Coop/Her)

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 9h

If you see this, jump. ⬆️

ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 9h

What store do I go to to get this fit?

Brawn (G1 Transformer) with a green and yellow body, and a grey bucket head

Man-At-Arms (Masters of the Universe character wearing a yellow and green armored outfit and a grey bucket helmet)

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hi nom @nomophobic.bsky.social · 2d

quick doodle of combaticons while i chip away at the big drawing im working on
#maccadam

(left to right; top to bottom)

first duo is onslaught holding swindle up in disappointment while swindle tries to con his way out

2nd duo is brawl telling onslaught he should kill everyone with onslaught agreeing

3rd duo is blast off and onslaught having a chat about what blast off’s looking at on the datapad

4th duo is vortex being manic while onslaught is too tired to keep up

mainly based off of transformers idw till all are one

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Naruto Brian @dauragon.com · 1d

Every time I play a pokemon game i'm reminded of my favorite aspect which is adults just pulling up on children to battle with such extreme hatred in their hearts

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 1d

The real cyborg future is just you being turned into a perpetual data feed by every company on the planet.

Reebok Launches Its First Fitness Smart Ring, Entering the Health Tech Market

The sportswear brand is breaking into health tech and prioritizing community in the fitness space.

www.cnet.com

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 23h

Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 23h

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

Kate Spade New York website listing for a ring. The ring is yellow gold and has a hot dog on a bun with mustard out of metal and gems on top

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13h

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

I made this meme for all of you.

You know what to do.

. Gov accounts getting blocked by a Dr Manhattan with a fat ass

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 14h

Alt Text: If you take pictures at a protest, do not forget to screenshot the picture and post that screenshot instead. It wipes the metadata so they can't look back at the pictures you posted and arrest you for being there. By wiping the metadata, you essentially erase ties to your camera.

Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15h

"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve

patrick cosmos' now international theory of "everyone is twelve now"

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ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 14h

It's about hamily

ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social · 15h

parades are people too

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 18h

A real post from the Labour Party Facebook page.

The replies are all people going "didn't you say 'island of strangers'?" or "you hate our flag". So it's still going fantastically well for the party of Change.

We're sick and tired of people talking Britain down. React if you agree.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

I just got a DM from the US Government calling me four-eyes and asking for my lunch money

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