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fakeconsultant
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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set." -Nate White
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 1h
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R.J. Gerber Jr. @fathitler.com · 1h
"It's not freakishly small."
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 19h
NEW: Jim Jordan wants to question Jack Smith about his search of Mar-a-Lago, but Merrick Garland executed that search months before Jack Smith was even appointed. One of several lies in this letter demanding Jack Smith's testimony. judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 16h
She's baaaack! "Did you miss live standup?" "No, I missed Chinese food." It's selling out fast so make your plans Peeps. This is the third time over the years that I've done this gig and it is the most fun, and delicious. Spend the holiday with us. You can also buy tix to watch on youtube.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 4h
That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1h
I never get tired of seeing trolls get trolled.
Trump's Time magazine cover posted by Gavin Newsom. Trump's neck flaps have been pixelated.
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 9h
Pretty sure you could build the whole thing on about 300 sq ft of land
A picture of a Porta Potty next to a Little Free Library. A banner reads: "The Donald J Trump Presidential Library".
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 9h
The people have a right to know what they’re going to decide to do when the transaction is so significant, so unusual and deprives the students and the college of this land,” said plaintiff’s attorney Richard Brodsky, speaking with The Associated Press prior to the judge’s decision.
Florida judge temporarily blocks transfer of downtown Miami land for Trump's presidential library
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 9h
These are the same people who acted so shocked -- shocked, I say -- that any of us might in any way besmirch the noble character of #CharlieKirk

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 14h
here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 13h
George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 12h
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 13h
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13h
Tomorrow the Supreme Court will hear arguments in the most important redistricting and voting rights case of the term. Democracy Docket isn't just covering it for the day. It has been covering this case for years.

Support its vital work to help keep you informed. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 10h
If anyone needs to be sent to a nice, safe place...it ain't AG James
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13h
Tish James lit up the room last night — and her words echoed far beyond the walls of The United Palace. This is a fight for the future.
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 10h
Here’s the audio version m.soundcloud.com/profciara/de... 🎧⚖️ #booksky #podsky
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 10h
Planning to sign any interesting discharge petitions after you're sworn in?
A cartoon of trump arriving in Hell. Satan points to a church-like building and says: “Good news! You’re going to Heaven. For all eternity. Yeah, we got one, too: it’s where I keep the worst of the pedophile priests. I made special arrangements; trust me...they’re gonna love you. Speaking of which: here comes Father Heckler now, with your altar boy costume. Good luck, buddy. You’ll need it.” Below is a banner that reads: “Your altar server and immediate supervisor? Sergius III.”
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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 14h
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 1d
Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money!
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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 1d
This is brilliant. I wonder how many frogs are going to show up on October 18th.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15h
Stevens: There’s $1.3 trillion of credit card debt. There are people putting grocery bills on credit cards and then paying interest on them. We are in an affordability crisis. Coffee is up 20%, beef is up 16%, bacon is up over 10%. And now we’re going to see health care costs skyrocket.
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 11h
Except George Washington
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Captain Caveman @kingcackalacky.bsky.social · 19h
"No one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it."—George Orwell
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 11h
Seen the Saul Zabar poster yet?

www.westsiderag.com/2025/10/13/s...
Saul Zabar Poster Unveiled in Upper West Side Train Station: See It
The new Saul Zabar posted. Photos by Gus Saltonstall. By Gus Saltonstall In the days following the death of Saul
www.westsiderag.com
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