Steve Price, yet again, singlehandedly disproving the concept of "meritocracy"

it feels like every series of Taskmaster introduces me to someone i had never heard of before but would ride into battle for by the end of the series and this time its...her

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

when will the rage heart attack finally hit, the man lives on Burger King, his arteries must be rock solid

María Corina Machado—leader of Venezuelan opposition against Maduro, former member of National Assembly and presidential candidate — has been awarded Nobel Peace Prize

“When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist”, Nobel Committee

Phil saying "everyone pass me your ducks" then cutting straight to Ania's "oh fuck" face while she's eating her duck was art lmao

she would be cleaning up these series if her prize tasks got their due....Phil's photo getting more points??? SHENANIGANS.

there's a screenshot i want to post so i can work through trauma but there is no way to summarise it in alt text i simply would not know where to start

apart from making bizarre and beloved cult shows that i never got around to watching for some reason

Reece Shearsmith where have you been all my life

i need to follow more Taskmaster accounts, the world is going to shit lets enjoy professional comedians doing stupid things to get enough points to win the same things they have brought into the show to get points

its a high bar but she's up there

The Freedom Frogs of Portland are multiplying. It’s beautiful.

you mean things are hoppening, right?

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Ed Husic, Labor MP, made some great points on Afternoon Briefing yesterday.

"The reason why prices are so high is because we export a phenomenal amount of gas."

We can remedy supply constraints without opening new gas projects by diverting uncontracted gas to the domestic market.

me outside the elevator bay

Straya!

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

when someone sees you, looks you in the eye, then doesn't hold the elevator. good fucking morning i hope you sit on thumb tacks.

Reminder: Australia's only emissions reduction legislation - the safeguard mechanism - allows for unlimited use of offsets instead of requiring genuine cuts from polluters