Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
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haplo.bsky.social
It's Haplo, danananananananana Haplo!

ex-OK, currently MA, but you probably know me from the internet: 3K, Radio KoL, various fandoms and followings and conventions

I'm employed in higher ed disability services. Please turn on the setting that reminds you to use alt text!

campus protest attendee
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
haplo.bsky.social
when this started happening more and more to me over months, it turned out to be vestibular migraines. I hope your experience passes quickly!
haplo.bsky.social
I've seen it!!
haplo.bsky.social
what an intense game
4 skeets on my skyline in succession: 
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com
This Mariners-Tigers battle is one of the best baseball games I've ever seen
Darth @DarthBlueSky.bsky.social
maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings. It is just an observation if I love to doing something I would also not want it to end 
Shiv Ramdas @NameShiv.bsky.social
the winner of this game isn't even going to be able to lift a bat on Sunday 
Tony Clark @AnthonyClark.bsky.social
If we survive this as a country and we don't hold every one of these people accountable we will not have survived this as a country.
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shaunvids.bsky.social
i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night
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bendts2cents.bsky.social
Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
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byjoshmoody.bsky.social
MIT rejects "compact" proposed by the Trump administration.
MIT prez wrote: it "would restrict freedom of expression and our independence as an institution" and "is inconsistent with our core belief that scientific funding should be based on scientific merit alone."
orgchart.mit.edu/letters/rega...
Regarding the Compact | MIT Organization Chart
orgchart.mit.edu
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byelacey.bsky.social
it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot
haplo.bsky.social
regularly defrag your government
bornmiserable.bsky.social
don’t just shut down the government. replace it completely. erase the existing government. perform a clean install of the government. run periodic scheduled scans of the government for any dumb motherfuckers and remove them immediately.
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aidanwalker.bsky.social
the defining image of the early 21st century is an agent of the state pointing a gun at a person, and a citizen pointing a smartphone camera back at them

we see this scene reenacted every day, around the world
haplo.bsky.social
Thank you for the help getting past nerves! The results are so far promising 😅
haplo.bsky.social
6 7
docrevan.bsky.social
It takes 67 Senators to impeach a SCOTUS justice but only 51 with sufficient will to add 6 more justices
haplo.bsky.social
someone tell me to do The Thing so that if it goes badly and I regret it, I can blame you
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haplo.bsky.social
as someone living in Boston, it's very odd to see such true statements coming from a European
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mel.bzky.team
i am currently fomenting a never before seen ideology consisting chiefly of irish republicanism and anti-yankees vitriol. and i shall name it "being a denizen of Boston, MA"
mel.bzky.team
COME OUT YE YANKEE FANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS
IN BOSTON AND CHICAAAAAGO
TELL HER HOW TORONTO BLUE JAYS
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL A WAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY FIELDS OF ROGERS CENTREEEE
mel.bzky.team
anti-yankees cover of Come Out Ye Blacks And Tans
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tedmccormick.bsky.social
Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.