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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 15m

My "do it. get up. okay seriously now. you haven't drank anything in 4 hours GET UP!" is BAD today. MAJOR executive dysfunction with EVERYTHING since I woke up and didn't want to get out of bed even though I was getting anxious cause I was running out of time, but it just. wasn't. right. yet.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 9h

This is gone now. The East Wing lobby two years ago.

Kim @kimoco.bsky.social · 9h

This is what it used to look like inside the lobby area.

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 2h

I didn't forget this week! #GPChina #GPFigure

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 3h

If my Signal chats (Whatsapp but who's counting?) ever got leaked, I would just end up on Reddit most likely, lmao.

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 4h

I was today years old when I found out Joe Rogan is Gerard Way's cousin....

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Estel Cooper @estel62.bsky.social · 8h

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

An AI slopmachine, stop posting shit like this just because it makes you feel good

Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 8h

ok who did this? ☹️

a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah so just... Have a comforter? The idea of stuffing a duvet into the cover sounds like hell. The only reason I even have a bottom sheet is because they made things to put on the corners to keep them in place so you can make the bed without them popping up 🤣🤣🤣

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 12h

I could 'Forrest Gump Talking About Shrimp' pumpkin stuff I love. I'm a fan of all Cucurbits tbh. Pumpkin is good in sweet applications, but bro I can GO TO TOWN on a variety of dishes with squash and zucchini, and some cucumber??? Oh man SO MANY amazing cold applications! I fuck with Cucurbitaceae!

Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 13h

NGL, I did not know this but I should probably build a shrine to her. I would bite someone over the last piece of a pumpkin pie. I ADORE pumpkin bread. Pumpkin streusel muffins. Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. Pumpkin Spice lattes. Pumpkin pancakes. Pumpkin donuts (I don't even like donuts!!!), etc!

RevDaniel 🇨🇦 @revdaniel.bsky.social · 14h

I’m not a big pumpkin spice lover, but I adore the polymath and saint, Hildegard of Bingen, 12 C Benedictine abbess who is credited with inventing the spice blend.

In her book “Physica” she speaks of adding cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg “to calm the heart”.

Image of St. Hildegard superimposed over image of a pumpkin spice latte.

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Sean P. Dailey @seanpdailey.bsky.social · 13h

MAGA Catholics, Pope Leo would like a word.

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 13h

Cost of my cleaning before my filling appointment: $221. So consultation+cleaning= $318. I'll check back in December when I get the actual procedure for a more complete look at how expensive dentistry is in America.

Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 22h

Let's keep a running total of the cost of basic dental care! So far, it was $97 for a 5-minute consultation and X-Rays and the craziest part is the x-rays were only $25, the other $72 was for that 5 minutes with the dentist looking and going, "Yep, you need a filling, later!"

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 15h

The concept of duvet covers is so odd. We just.... Have comforters? It's not inside of anything, it IS the thing. Imagine having to fucking stuff your comforter into a sock, Jesus Christ, why????

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 22h

Let's keep a running total of the cost of basic dental care! So far, it was $97 for a 5-minute consultation and X-Rays and the craziest part is the x-rays were only $25, the other $72 was for that 5 minutes with the dentist looking and going, "Yep, you need a filling, later!"

Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 22h

I have dentist appointment #2 for this week in the morning. I had a consultation Monday, a cleaning tomorrow, and then a filling in a few weeks. *cries in too poor to afford teeth* Bring on the credit card bills.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 1d

Last week our local humane society took in 28 cats from a woman who had gotten in over her head with too many litters. They require a lot of care to get them healthy and adoptable - please consider a donation if you can! www.hsccvt.org/donate

Photo of five shorthaired colorpoint kittens in a carrier.

Photo of many cats in carriers loaded into the back of a van.

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 1d

Sweeping victory guaranteed. A convicted serial killer could get elected with that platform.

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 1d

running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 1d

So Trump bulldozed a third of the White House complex. And they’re trying to keep the photos off limits.

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Debbie Northway 🇦🇺🦘🐨 @debbienorthway.bsky.social · 1d

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 1d

If I knew nothing of Cuomo this image alone would be enough to dislike him.

Andrew Cuomo and Logan paul
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Andrew Cuomo discussed the mayor’s race on the podcast Impaulsive in an episode hosted by Logan Paul and Mike Majlak released Tuesday.

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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 1d

I forgot so it could ALWAYS be worse lol

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Florian @shoverwhelmed.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I know that this is an anti-AI take and I respect and support that.

But also, international art thief as creative expression is a total vibe and I'm here for it.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 1d

Federal agents shot two people during a violent and chaotic immigration abduction. That’s the actual headline here

Daily Mail @dailymail.co.uk · 1d

US marshal and illegal immigrant both shot during ICE operation in LA

The two were shot after agents surrounded a person in a vehicle in the California city.

buff.ly

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Chels @heartsdesire456.bsky.social · 1d

...is it not about Pete Hegseth? Do we have ANOTHER Nazi tattoo?

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