aaron
@hillenjoyer.bsky.social
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To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
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diplomatofnight.com
Being mad at Ms Rachel is a pretty good tell that you're just mad that people care about Palestine at all— many such cases actually but in that context these people will die mad because people will always care
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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hillenjoyer.bsky.social
i'm trying out google alternatives that filter out ai results and this page seems to legit date back to 2015 which heavily implies human authorship and it has some greg kinnear cheese insights. the page links to a defunct google+ page which i gotta say if it's all fake bravo nice touch very period
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
typical reply on here will be like "my daughter's on facebook but she blocked me there so i'm on bluesky now"
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
i'm on his side, he's getting robbed, suckered by false advertising
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
*cheetah concealed in thr grass spots a human, pounces, and the chase is on! the human hears a noise and looks up and sees the back of a cheetah that’s already 50m away
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
we probably can’t run fast enough to trigger their predator instinct
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
staring into the abyss with my new meta rayban glasses and i don’t even see the abyss i see a legless cartoon of my ex hovering in front of a video game version of the eiffel tower
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
they always said glitter is like the std of craft supplies and that was before we knee that microplastics are stored in the balls
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
i joined jorts.horse and it’s a great server good people don’t join though it’s getting slow i think fuckaas.space is already too popular too but that might be or have gotten an upgrade im not on it so idk, beige.party is representin on the timeline, ohai.social too
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bakoon.bsky.social
(in that commercial guy VO voice) EA SPORTS: its in the game. and also we are responsible for the september eleventh plane attack on new york city
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
oh that’s why we have to build bases in other countries so much, they don’t have freedom and the constitution in the rest of the world so the third amendment doesn’t apply
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iwriteok.bsky.social
a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
any historians know what happens when an unpopular despot stops paying the troops
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
just pull a fidel castro and seduce him
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
they come to take you away to the autism camp but you have something they didn't expect: a foreskin. you're safe, for now
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
i don't think my computer has ever worked this good. good linux is good
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
i must say i disagree with the court. kendricj lamar’s not like us can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. certified
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
middle earth shadow of mordor is lord of the assassins rings creed
hillenjoyer.bsky.social
alright lets build some hospitals and schools and roads and airports and power plants and some sweet bridges and