Chaboi Ian
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Chaboi Ian
@ianbrooks.bsky.social
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Messy King. Foretold by a wizard. DIY - Destroy what destroys you
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Come to my page to creep you fucking freaks
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Shout out to pagan holidays gotta be my favorite gender of commonly celebrated American holiday
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Make that thy question, and go rot!
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In the mood to absolutely not meet anyone for anything ever.
Hmmm reminds me of something..
Bro have you even Considered The Whale today?
Many are the men, small and great, old and new, landsmen and seamen, who have at large or in little, written of the whale.
Someone once called bullshit on me for saying i didn't pay attention to Likes but uhhhh I don't give a single fuck, I just enjoy screaming into the void. Try caring about something serious next time
I've realized the people who accuse me of "doing something for clicks and likes" are always people who have like 150 followers and probably still have their notifications turned on.

I can barely read my mentions. Trust me, I'm not sitting here watching the likes on a post like it's an odometer.
He is the MacDaddy and I am the DaddyMac, one of us speaks only truth and one of us speaks only lies
Okay you'll have to outbid her tho
If this woman doesn't come to pick up her $300 worth of cheese and charcuterie, does anyone on here want it?
I've worked too many seasons in retail, that shit actually makes me have a trauma response
It's a cycle. They're shitty undatable people because they're raised on 4cham and memes but never actually grew up, so they need a "reason" why they're undatable, any kind of external data point that places the blame elsewhere, grifters tell them being shitty IS being a man, so blame the women
A lotta ink has been spilled on the loneliness epidemic among young men. But I was talking dating with my 25-yo niece (who's smart, funny and hot) and she said, 'you have no idea how bad all these red-pilled dudes are these days. They're basically undateable.'
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The Walton family surely does
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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As a young punk I learned right away: you just punch the Nazis when they try to come to the punk shows. You keep doing this until they go away. This actually does stop the growth of their movements in its tracks. It just works.
as much as nazis shouldn’t be existing in my lifetime, i am grateful i guess that i learned how to recognize this shit early on because of shit exactly like this story above.

they’d try come to punk & metal shows years ago; we understood that this was the cancer you cut out before metastasizing.
They said please and everything! Very adorbz. Said no, of course, you can't smudge these chucks, kid
3yo kid just very politely asked if they could stand on my feet
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The accumulated filth of all their beef and cheese will foam up about their waists and all the hamburgers and tuna will look up and shout 'HELP US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
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Me: I always assume it’s a scam.

Them: You always assume WHAT is a scam?

Me: Everything…
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Some day I hope to understand things
Oh boy that forward progress call on the tush push is weapons grade take fuel
Totally Cultured Guy loves to pose as minorities for the Internet Cred, so you're like... pathological, huh?
Sad that Waterworld will be forever known for the failed blockbuster film and not the epic SNES game soundtrack by Dean Evans (...just the music, not the game itself)
#gaming
#music
Waterworld - Mission Theme 3
YouTube video by Shinobi Sakri
youtu.be
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Elon musk = 1940s German salute

Kanye West = writes “seig hiel” song

Maine candidate = SS tattoo

Random Americans = “🙄 ugh, you call EVERYONE you disagree with a ‘nazi’”