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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

lmao what

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

I know it's going to make doing their job harder, but you just can't sign this. Any organization that signs this forfeits the right to call itself a journalism outfit.

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Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · 1d

The Pentagon is telling beat reporters to sign restrictive new rules by Tuesday or surrender their press passes by Wednesday. Many news organizations are rejecting the ultimatum and saying they will not sign. Here's my latest >>> www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/m...

Media outlets, including MAGA channel Newsmax, refuse to sign Pentagon’s press access rules | CNN Business

The Pentagon is telling beat reporters to sign restrictive new rules by Tuesday or surrender their press passes by Wednesday. Many news organizations are rejecting the ultimatum and saying they will n...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-suffers-torn-cerebellum-after-attempting-telepathic-audible/

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 1d

I had the opposite experience. I expected to find it annoying, but I ended up enjoying it quite a bit. Maybe it's all about expectations.

Regardless, yes, everyone should dislike things and be normal about it!

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 2d

cop, lying: Me and my friends, who are troops, will delete Candy Crush if Zohrani 'Hussein' Mamdani is mayor of New York City. We are the most active users on the platform and this could affect the stock market

Bari Weiss: Chilling. And not the cool weed kind of chilling. This week on 60 Minutes

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for getting it

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah, boys. I really was not expecting the M's to win tonight. This rules.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 2d

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 2d

I have also been to a football game

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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 3d

Diane Keaton was so cool she singlehandedly turned an otherwise unwatchable Woody Allen movie about Woody Allen having sex into one of the greatest movies of all time.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Man, what a year. My stomach hurts and I'm dizzy and I need to go lie down and read a book to calm down. Thank you, Mariners.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 4d

Mariners win

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Congrats to the Blue Jays on their ALCS victory

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 4d

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Dan Wilson gets so excited when he gets a chance to waste an out

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

I am going to die.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Starting to rethink whether I even want the Mariners to make the playoffs anymore. I think I'm built to root for losers. This is hell.

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Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

Tarik Skubal's changeup is disgusting

Teenjus @ichiban.bsky.social · 4d

That's pretty good

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 5d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6d

Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 6d

the unabomber’s mugshot (scruffy middle aged white man with short brown hair)

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